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:lol: Is that the bloke who shakes boxes of rice as backing noise for the insane chants he makes up in his mams attic? He’s a danger that bloke. 

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3 minutes ago, Howay said:

:lol: Is that the bloke who shakes boxes of rice as backing noise for the insane chants he makes up in his mams attic? He’s a danger that bloke. 

Could be describing a significant section of their fan base there 

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Monkeys Fist

“Fabio, sunderland are on the phone asking you to speak to them”

 

” sunderland? Chi cazzo sono?”

 

” Exactly!”

 

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1 minute ago, Gemmill said:

 

 

It's happening. 

 

It’d make their failing to reach the play-offs just that bit sweeter if he was in charge. :lol:

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“Type of character they need to reignite promotion bid” the last bloke had them 3rd :lol: it makes total sense getting a bloke that hasn’t managed in a decade and it went tits up back then though. Fucking hell first Defoe and now Keane, they really do think it’s 2011 :lol: 

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essembeeofsunderland
On 01/02/2022 at 06:40, Tom said:

Defoe was far from his prime last time he signed for them for fucks sake :lol: 

He never put a shift in during his last three months.With Ratboy it was 12 months.Both got stick from the terraces and rtg.

The drink driver got spat on in front of his family for doing the same.

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I like how they’re pulling the classic Ashley move of appointing someone after the transfer window has closed 

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essembeeofsunderland

Soon to be walking his dog again at Ramside Hall Golf Club where members were too scared to speak to him.Nice bloke.

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Kid Dynamite

Keane, by his own admission, failed there last time cos he couldn't tolerate that the Sunderland squad weren't at the level he was at as a player. 
 

That was when they were in the Premier League. Fuck knows what he will make of the likes of Billy Longbottom and Danny Grimthorpe  

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Monkeys Fist

Fucking hell , are they their actual players? 
Are they buying used Emmerdale characters now? 

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essembeeofsunderland

They have a keeper called Budge,a striker called Ross and a toon supporting winger called Embilton.I couldn’t name any others.

McClean or Messi? I don’t think either play for them 😉😉

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Howmanheyman

I wouldn't know any of them? The ones I did know were only courtesy of 'Sunderland till I die' but I'm guessing most of them won't have had their season three contracts renewed? :lol: 

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4 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

I wouldn't know any of them? The ones I did know were only courtesy of 'Sunderland till I die' but I'm guessing most of them won't have had their season three contracts renewed? :lol: 

:lol: I just remember that happy to be there central midfielder they had who very clearly wasn’t very good. 

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7 minutes ago, Howay said:

:lol: I just remember that happy to be there central midfielder they had who very clearly wasn’t very good. 

Was that the local kid, Honeyman? I'm sure I saw him playing for another lower league side during the cup weekend? Even he'd had enough by the end. :lol:

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Howmanheyman
6 minutes ago, Meenzer said:

Have they still got that Onion lad?

He cried off as well. :good:

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Gemmill

I quite like Keane and wouldn't mind him having a decent managerial career. But I'm 100% behind the idea of him embarrassing himself with the mackems. 

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essembeeofsunderland

Defoe and Keane.

’The Ego’s Have Landed’ .It will end in tears for the sad makems.It always does.

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7 hours ago, Dr Gloom said:

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I like how he did not want to put any tack holes in the wall. Instead, he chucked his mattress against the wall and hung his subscribe banner on it.

 

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