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[Dazzler 12660]

  On 04/12/2023 at 10:19, Alex said:

I don’t wish this on him but Pearson is going to get a good hiding at some point. Unless appearances are very deceiving, he’s a soft little shite who makes his mouth go. He was properly asking for it that time goading the Southampton fans after the league cup match. I don’t think he’s got the sense to realise either. 

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tbf most people can't understand Geordies at the best of times, and most Geordies can't understand Adam Pearson so he's got a layer of protection in that regard.

[Renton 24521]

My sides are splitting.

 

[Gemmill 52686]

Pearson is pretty big news in the local MMA community.

[Holden McGroin 8034]

  On 04/12/2023 at 10:27, Renton said:

Mackem's are going to have massive banners telling the World what scum we are apparently.

 

I want to see this one most:

 

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Paedos? Oh dear. They lack a bit of self awareness.

[Alex 37821]

  On 04/12/2023 at 10:27, Renton said:

Mackem's are going to have massive banners telling the World what scum we are apparently.

 

I want to see this one most:

 

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There’s only one of the clubs that was founded in a city tbh 😎

[Dazzler 12660]

  On 04/12/2023 at 10:30, Renton said:

My sides are splitting.

 

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I mean they would just be asking for a rinsing with this one. "Mackems shag seagulls", "Adam Johnson shags kids". The possibilities are endless.

 

Still I suppose this is better than the earlier one where someone effectively suggested let's be homphobic to show how progressive we are against the Saudis.

[Dazzler 12660]

  On 04/12/2023 at 10:31, Gemmill said:

Pearson is pretty big news in the local MMA community.

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Aye, because he keeps drooling over the equipment and it's a cunt to clean, because all he drinks are fruit shoots and they get sticky.

[Gemmill 52686]

Let's see you say that when he's got you in a rear naked choke.

 

And btw, the reason he talks like that is cos a big lad put him in a "tongue twister" hold a couple of years back when he was less experienced. No one can get the knot out.

[Alex 37821]

Gemmill, are you mixing this place up with the fan fiction forum you frequent? 

[trophyshy 7560]

  On 04/12/2023 at 10:10, wykikitoon said:

Apparently Nissan have had unprecedented requests for OT on the weekend on the 6th of Jan

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More blobs on than the AIDS crisis.

[Tom 14290]

[Toonpack 12170]

  On 04/12/2023 at 10:31, Gemmill said:

Pearson is pretty big news in the local MMA community.

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Mongaloid Mong Association ??

[trophyshy 7560]

  On 04/12/2023 at 09:23, ewerk said:

Well I guess he's put a target on his back.

 

 

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What a fucking dickhead.  

 

[Alex 37821]

  On 04/12/2023 at 10:33, Dazzler said:

I mean they would just be asking for a rinsing with this one. "Mackems shag seagulls", "Adam Johnson shags kids". The possibilities are endless.

 

Still I suppose this is better than the earlier one where someone effectively suggested let's be homphobic to show how progressive we are against the Saudis.

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[wykikitoon 23781]

Yet the club seem to fall over the cunt when they can

 

[Renton 24521]

They really are mental like, beieving they are "inherently decent". Hired a literal fascist as manager and a knowingly played and celebrated a literal paedophile. 

 

 

 

 

 

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[Howmanheyman 38035]

  On 04/12/2023 at 09:23, ewerk said:

Well I guess he's put a target on his back.

 

 

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TAPDW

[Dazzler 12660]

  On 04/12/2023 at 10:37, Gemmill said:

Let's see you say that when he's got you in a rear naked choke.

 

And btw, the reason he talks like that is cos a big lad put him in a "tongue twister" hold a couple of years back when he was less experienced. No one can get the knot out.

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Or as Adam calls it a "weeeuh narkred shoke hole"

[Howmanheyman 38035]

Also, this derby.....

 

 

 

..... Same day* as Mrs HMHM's birthday. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

* Unless it's shifted for TV?

 

[Holden McGroin 8034]

  On 04/12/2023 at 11:06, Howmanheyman said:

Also, this derby.....

 

 

 

..... Same day* as Mrs HMHM's birthday. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

* Unless it's shifted for TV?

 

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it’ll probably be an early KO. 

[Alex 37821]

  On 04/12/2023 at 10:56, wykikitoon said:

Yet the club seem to fall over the cunt when they can

 

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I think all the social media NUFC gobshites are on the payroll. By that I mean Spaniel’s lugs, Pearson and the ones who are the go to ‘fan spokespersons’. It’s always the same ones who turn up on Football Focus or whatever. Even if not directly being paid then via getting access and tickets they wouldn’t normally get. All part of a public relations / social media offensive by the club’s owners.  

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[The Fish 11429]

  On 04/12/2023 at 11:11, Alex said:

I think all the social media NUFC gobshites are on the payroll. By that I mean Spaniel’s lugs, Pearson and the ones who are the go to ‘fan spokespersons’. It’s always the same ones who turn up on Football Focus or whatever. Even if not directly being paid then via getting access and tickets they wouldn’t normally get. All part of a public relations / social media offensive by the club’s owners.  

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I'll expect my season ticket in the post.

[Tom 14290]

  On 04/12/2023 at 11:11, Alex said:

I think all the social media NUFC gobshites are on the payroll. By that I mean Spaniel’s lugs, Pearson and the ones who are the go to ‘fan spokespersons’. It’s always the same ones who turn up on Football Focus or whatever. Even if not directly being paid then via getting access and tickets they wouldn’t normally get. All part of a public relations / social media offensive by the club’s owners.  

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There’s definitely something strange happening with the ticketing. 
 

Blue tick lads coming over from USA and getting tickets to two matches in a week when most local fans have had barely any ballot success

[Tom 14290]

Subtitle 

[Alex 37821]

  On 04/12/2023 at 11:34, Tom said:

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Don’t forget racially abusing player’s mothers