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AF, me old mucker, me old buddy old pal, old friend

 

still think Newcastle is the pit of hell? still think we're all racist, xenophobic, hateful walking monuments to the prehistoric age?

 

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still a cunt?

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AF, me old mucker, me old buddy old pal, old friend

 

still think Newcastle is the pit of hell? still think we're all racist, xenophobic, hateful walking monuments to the prehistoric age?

 

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still a cunt?

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I don't remember you. :lol:

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listen DotBum, I'm not quite as portly as Gemmil makes out.

 

I'm positively svelte, AND I was wearing a large coat and an unflattering jumper

 

and I was still carrying some holiday weight...

 

 

and I was standing near to Lou, who makes sitck insects l9ook positively obese in comparison!

 

... and light was bending around the black hole that is Ritchies mouth!

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listen DotBum, I'm not quite as portly as Gemmil makes out.

 

I'm positively svelte, AND I was wearing a large coat and an unflattering jumper

 

and I was still carrying some holiday weight...

 

 

and I was standing near to Lou, who makes sitck insects l9ook positively obese in comparison!

 

... and light was bending around the black hole that is Ritchies mouth!

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:lol:

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listen DotBum, I'm not quite as portly as Gemmil makes out.

 

I'm positively svelte, AND I was wearing a large coat and an unflattering jumper

 

and I was still carrying some holiday weight...

 

 

and I was standing near to Lou, who makes sitck insects l9ook positively obese in comparison!

 

... and light was bending around the black hole that is Ritchies mouth!

75397[/snapback]

 

So you're a fat bastard then? Even I was skinny as a student.

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listen DotBum, I'm not quite as portly as Gemmil makes out.

 

I'm positively svelte, AND I was wearing a large coat and an unflattering jumper

 

and I was still carrying some holiday weight...

 

 

and I was standing near to Lou, who makes sitck insects l9ook positively obese in comparison!

 

... and light was bending around the black hole that is Ritchies mouth!

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;) Then why can I see you on Google Earth? :lol:

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listen DotBum, I'm not quite as portly as Gemmil makes out.

 

I'm positively svelte, AND I was wearing a large coat and an unflattering jumper

 

and I was still carrying some holiday weight...

 

 

and I was standing near to Lou, who makes sitck insects l9ook positively obese in comparison!

 

... and light was bending around the black hole that is Ritchies mouth!

75397[/snapback]

 

:lol:

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He could talk for Scotland that lad ;)

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noI'm guessing Renton you were 18 when you were a student, and if you ask Catmag, I was thin when I was younger.

 

but a 24yr old living the Student lifestyle has to run the risk of putting on a couple of pounds.

 

 

 

and DotBum, that's not me, that's the shine from alex's head

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So you're a fat bastard then? Even I was skinny as a student.

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We're giving them too much money these days.

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I remember as a student eating food with the highest calorie count in a vain bid to gain weight. F*****g caught up with me now. :lol:

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noI'm guessing Renton you were 18 when you were a student, and if you ask Catmag, I was thin when I was younger.

 

but a 24yr old living the Student lifestyle has to run the risk of putting on a couple of pounds.

 

 

 

and DotBum, that's not me, that's the shine from alex's head

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Student from 18 - 29. Beat that!

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So you're a fat bastard then? Even I was skinny as a student.

75400[/snapback]

 

We're giving them too much money these days.

75405[/snapback]

 

I remember as a student eating food with the highest calorie count in a vain bid to gain weight. F*****g caught up with me now. ;)

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*stores knowledge of Renton's rotund figure for future reference*

 

:lol:

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noI'm guessing Renton you were 18 when you were a student, and if you ask Catmag, I was thin when I was younger.

 

but a 24yr old living the Student lifestyle has to run the risk of putting on a couple of pounds.

 

 

 

and DotBum, that's not me, that's the shine from alex's head

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If a few of us spent half the time we spend on here getting a bit of exercise we wouldn't have to worry about it...

 

 

 

 

 

 

...because we'd be dead of heart attacks :lol:

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So you're a fat bastard then? Even I was skinny as a student.

75400[/snapback]

 

We're giving them too much money these days.

75405[/snapback]

 

I remember as a student eating food with the highest calorie count in a vain bid to gain weight. F*****g caught up with me now. ;)

75410[/snapback]

*stores knowledge of Renton's rotund figure for future reference*

 

:lol:

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I'm not fat, but I much prefer being slim, so I'm going on a diet for a few months.

 

What waist is acceptable. Currently I'm 34, but want to get to 32. Do you reckon that's OK?

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listen DotBum, I'm not quite as portly as Gemmil makes out.

I'm positively svelte, AND I was wearing a large coat and an unflattering jumper

 

and I was still carrying some holiday weight...

 

 

and I was standing near to Lou, who makes sitck insects l9ook positively obese in comparison!

 

... and light was bending around the black hole that is Ritchies mouth!

75397[/snapback]

 

I've gone easy on you mate. You in the Trent was like Alice in Wonderland after she'd drank that potion - your head out the roof and a limb coming out each window.

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I'm not fat, but I much prefer being slim, so I'm going on a diet for a few months.

 

What waist is acceptable. Currently I'm 34, but want to get to 32. Do you reckon that's OK?

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That post is gayer than men dancing whilst reading books about movies and drinking pink smoothies tbh.

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