Christmas Tree 3997 Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 Open to anyone, enter as many times as you like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38928 Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 Not the first time you've said that either, you slut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted November 7, 2012 Author Share Posted November 7, 2012 There was a young poster called Martin A game show he chose to take part in When his face filled the screen You could tell that this queen His calories he hadnt been charting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30556 Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 That wank must've been over quick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted November 7, 2012 Author Share Posted November 7, 2012 Not the first time you've said that either, you slut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted November 7, 2012 Author Share Posted November 7, 2012 That wank must've been over quick. Veni, vidi, vici ish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30556 Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 Veni, vidi, vici ish I came, I saw my conker? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 There was an old man from Boldon Whom the Internet seemed to embolden He ate sausage and lard And sat out in his yard And he thought reading books was quite loathsome. Close enough.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted November 7, 2012 Author Share Posted November 7, 2012 Alex would come and he'd go change his name to some new so and so He was seeking protection whilst courting election But alas, the voters said no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted November 7, 2012 Author Share Posted November 7, 2012 There was an old man from Boldon Whom the Internet seemed to embolden He ate sausage and lard And sat out in his yard And he thought reading books was quite loathsome. Close enough.... very good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 There was an old man with a hat who ate lots of pies and got fat He projected his pain on others in vain What an awful twat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16815 Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 Monkey is a man who goes climbing His favourite hobby causes blinding Its just two tugs and a squirt That god awful dirt He's never been great with his timing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted November 7, 2012 Author Share Posted November 7, 2012 There was a young nursey called cat Who liked her men bald and quite fat There was one who was chunky Who called himself Monkey She preferred to the one in the hat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16815 Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 There was a young nursey called cat Who liked her men bald and quite fat There was one who was chunky Who called himself Monkey She preferred to the one in the hat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted November 7, 2012 Author Share Posted November 7, 2012 Happy Face was like a pig in the clarts Or a Tory MP chasing Tarts He would tremble with joy Like a pubescent boy when compiling statistical charts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30556 Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 Must admit like CT, that story you concocted about me going into politics was canny funny. Even more so to those that knew me. I noted J69 and Leazes amongst others were taken in by it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted November 7, 2012 Author Share Posted November 7, 2012 Must admit like CT, that story you concocted about me going into politics was canny funny. Even more so to those that knew me. I noted J69 and Leazes amongst others were taken in by it It was Even after it had been revealed several times as bollocks some, Leazes in particular, kept believing in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted November 7, 2012 Author Share Posted November 7, 2012 Must admit like CT, that story you concocted about me going into politics was canny funny. Even more so to those that knew me. I noted J69 and Leazes amongst others were taken in by it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonasjuice 0 Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 I had an old friend called Bootch, Who loved him a Strawberry Hooch, He climbed a tree to take pee, then fell off and tore his Gooch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9049 Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 There once was a big fan of Shane His love for the lad was ingrained While parked in his cab He's oft quick to grab His cock til he blacks out through pain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted November 7, 2012 Author Share Posted November 7, 2012 The airwaves of London he'd guard Wearing trousers befitting a bard When the phone it did ring In a posh voice he'd sing This is Fish dont you know from the yard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19879 Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 (edited) there was once a fat pie eating slob driving taxis - his day to day job he'd post pics of his food that look like something he'd spewed projectile-style from his sizeable gob Edited November 7, 2012 by Dr Gloom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9049 Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 The airwaves of London he'd guard Wearing trousers befitting a bard When the phone it did ring In a posh voice he'd sing This is Fish dont you know from the yard. "Don't believe a word" he'd cry "The moon mission's a lie there's nowt in the sky, 'cept buttons and pie" His wife has wept herself dry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 there was once a fat pie eating slob driving taxis - his day to day job he'd post pics of his food that look like something he'd spewed projectile-style from his sizeable gob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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