Christmas Tree 4005 Posted April 22, 2013 Author Share Posted April 22, 2013 Given your propensity for laziness I have visions of you just tying the string to the pegs and looking at it, hands on hips.. "looks level!" On the other hand, given your initial enthusiasm for new projects I can similarly imagine you've been shopping and spent the morning doing this in your back garden...... Thankfully not this time. Im struggling with a 6 inch spirit level. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4005 Posted April 22, 2013 Author Share Posted April 22, 2013 Fuck me, where's the rest of your feet? You're a size 6 I reckon. This fits well with the existing anatomical information we have about you. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4005 Posted April 22, 2013 Author Share Posted April 22, 2013 Didn't last long. Which part of laying a bit of turf is arty farty , precisely? The making sure the whole area is exactly the same depth before the crushed stone goes in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4005 Posted April 22, 2013 Author Share Posted April 22, 2013 He's never going bother with most of this I watched that yesterday as it happens and then also went and read these instructions very, VERY carefully. http://www.artificialgrassland.com/How-to-Install-Artificial-Grass.html Alas I have made my first mistake on this project by not re-reading these instructions before I started this morning. I had it in my mind that between crushed stone and sharpe sand, I needed a depth of some 4.5 cms or so. However I have now discovered that in total the ideal base is 0.75 cms. oops Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39416 Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Just hoy everything on, then roll around on it. If that doesn't crush it down, nowt will Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 48 Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 I was gonna get this for my back garden but was advised against it as I have a dog and they have a tendency to still try and dig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39416 Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Fido Tree's days are numbered then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13921 Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Here's a picture of the carpet where I work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39416 Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4005 Posted April 22, 2013 Author Share Posted April 22, 2013 I was gonna get this for my back garden but was advised against it as I have a dog and they have a tendency to still try and dig My dogs 10 and the only thing it digs is Daddy Trees summertime garden you tube tunes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4005 Posted April 22, 2013 Author Share Posted April 22, 2013 Fido Tree's days are numbered then Say What! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4005 Posted April 22, 2013 Author Share Posted April 22, 2013 Oh Fist! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CleeToonFan 1 Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Shoulda got Deano on the case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 Are you going to use a wacker plate CT ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4005 Posted April 23, 2013 Author Share Posted April 23, 2013 Are you going to use a wacker plate CT ? I am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39416 Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 I've told you how to do it man! http://www.toontastic.net/board/topic/34187-artificial-grass/page__st__20#entry1193183 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13026 Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 Are you going to use a wacker plate CT ? Aye, to eat his bait off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 28422 Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 CT should just have the theme tune to Mr Benn playing around him as he goes through life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39416 Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 2795 Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 Alas I have made my first mistake on this project by not posting MOAR photos before I started this morning. oops Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4005 Posted April 24, 2013 Author Share Posted April 24, 2013 Sorry I can't respond to all the PM's personally, but here's a couple of pics to update. Timber frame being pegged in at a depth of 10cm's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 The Dog :lol: He's looking at you thinking "fuck's he deein now?!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39416 Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 Tupperware tool box Man up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 He liked the look of that plastic greenhouse in the shop, probably planted some tomatoes and Strawberry seeds in there when he got it erected...never watered them though. Brown bread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 28422 Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 Sorry I can't respond to all the PM's personally Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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