Christmas Tree 3997 Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 Which is thee undisputed King Of Biscuits? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13883 Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 Take this shit to mumsnet Doreen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34623 Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 Of standard biscuits, it's McVities plain chocolate digestive. Of more upmarket biscuits, M and S do a great chocolate chip cookie. One of them where you only get ten in a packet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9015 Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 Sainsbury's Taste the Difference Ginger Biscuits are lovely for dunking. My mam's chocolate caramel squares are so addictive I honestly believe they're 50% of the reason my sisters bend light. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted July 9, 2013 Author Share Posted July 9, 2013 Of course there has to be room on the short list for the truly great Custard Cream. Every child's dream biscuit (cos you get two) and as important to our history as baked beans. In my teens I used to go to posh kids houses who had biscuits with wrappers on!, Fucking wrappers!. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted July 9, 2013 Author Share Posted July 9, 2013 I suspect Fist will be a jammy dodger man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9015 Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 Of course there has to be room on the short list for the truly great Custard Cream. Every child's dream biscuit (cos you get two) and as important to our history as baked beans. In my teens I used to go to posh kids houses who had biscuits with wrappers on!, Fucking wrappers!. Blue Ribbands? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9015 Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 Dr Gloom will be a Smart Price Rich Tea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted July 9, 2013 Author Share Posted July 9, 2013 Blue Ribbands? Penguins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34623 Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 Of course there has to be room on the short list for the truly great Custard Cream. Every child's dream biscuit (cos you get two) and as important to our history as baked beans. In my teens I used to go to posh kids houses who had biscuits with wrappers on!, Fucking wrappers!. I fucking knew you would say custard creams. Tramp's biscuit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9015 Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 Penguins? Value for money because you got a joke on them. But Jesus, the speed at which they'd melt in your hand as a kid. Them and Kitkats seemed to melt immediately. Oh and the Ribena cartons would immediately buckle under my surprising strength, splurting it's tasty purpley stainy goodness over my face/white t-shirt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9015 Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 I was partial to a Gold bar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 Penguins Penguins are immense like! Best biscuit is the Foxes' chocolate chip cookie. The one that has a layer of chocolate on the bottom. Top for cheeky snaffling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted July 9, 2013 Author Share Posted July 9, 2013 Which child is responsible for keeping the Fig Roll going!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted July 9, 2013 Author Share Posted July 9, 2013 I used to be a big Bourbon man but somehow we went our separate ways in the eighties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34623 Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 Fox's Classic and Viennese are nice. I think it's plain to see who has the most discerning palate in this thread. I can almost guarantee that some of you like iced Party Biscuits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted July 9, 2013 Author Share Posted July 9, 2013 Nothing yet to surpass Custard Creams cla to the title. Not only tasting but an unusual eating experience if practised in the old arts. The top biscuit grabbed either side whilst lowering the bottom biscuit into hot tea. Not enough to destroy the cream, just to melt the biscuit. The bottom dunk layers is then licked off exposing the cream in all its glory. Most now dunk in the normal way, however Grand Masters would naw the cream off leaving just the top biscuit to dunk. A sort of three course dunking orgy if you will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12767 Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 There's no way you spend that much time toying with food before launching it into your trap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34623 Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 No way you could manage all that since you developed trotters. *plop* "Oh no! *oink* Not again! *weeeee*" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34623 Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 There's no way you spend that much time toying with food before launching it into your trap. fills his gob with 5 to occupy himself whilst he trotter-fumbles the 6th into his mug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9015 Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 Nothing yet to surpass Custard Creams cla to the title. Not only tasting but an unusual eating experience if practised in the old arts. The top biscuit grabbed either side whilst lowering the bottom biscuit into hot tea. Not enough to destroy the cream, just to melt the biscuit. The bottom dunk layers is then licked off .... is then licked off ... is then licked off ... is then licked off ... is then licked off ... is then licked off ... is then licked off ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19839 Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 disco biscuits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26966 Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 My Mam makes a lovely ginger snap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9015 Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 My Mam makes a lovely ginger snap. What does she do to annoy Miss Hendricks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26966 Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 What does she do to annoy Miss Hendricks? Was going to put something similar about CT/Gemmill but nightshift fatigue set in and I couldn't be arsed. Hoy a pick up of Miss Hendricks then, Fish! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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