Park Life 71 Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 Cows are inefficent of summink... http://www.theguardian.com/science/2013/aug/05/first-hamburger-lab-grown-meat-press-conference Soylent Green is coming... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 Not unless it was really tasty. Probably still nicer than mcdonalds though.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 20115 Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 What's worse? GM meat of factory farmed meat? Not a lot in it i imagine. I don't eat either fwiw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35362 Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 Nope. Seafood only for me these days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 Depends what it tastes like. I might stop after 1 bite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 Which I guess would annoy them at that price. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted August 5, 2013 Author Share Posted August 5, 2013 Nope. Seafood only for me these days. You like to load up on cadmium and uranium I take it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 You like to load up on cadmium and uranium I take it. He's got crabs..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted August 5, 2013 Author Share Posted August 5, 2013 He's got crabs..... He's hot housing them the fucker... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 He's hot housing them the fucker... They will become mutant super crabs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35362 Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 You like to load up on cadmium and uranium I take it. The food supply is a mess anyway, but I reckon seafood is safer than meat. Nothing to back that up btw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted August 5, 2013 Author Share Posted August 5, 2013 The food supply is a mess anyway, but I reckon seafood is safer than meat. Nothing to back that up btw. The sea has been used as a cheap dumping ground for ages now man. Half our nuclear waste is in the channel in rusty buckets or summink..All I touch is those deep sea atlantic prawns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35362 Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 The stuff I had last night was North Atlantic Trawler caught. Jo idea what that means. I try to look for responsibly sourced stuff but who even knows what the definition of that is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 The stuff I had last night was North Atlantic Trawler caught. Jo idea what that means. I try to look for responsibly sourced stuff but who even knows what the definition of that is. Depends on the trawler I suppose. A quaint old school British trawler or a Japanese style super trawler with a gigantic dragnet hoovering everything up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 I have cultivated a very amicable relationship with my local butcher, he's a really nice guy as we've been going there for a while now, he always spends 10 minutes chatting if the shop is quiet. He discusses his farmers, who he buys from and the quality etc. Nowadays, when its just me popping in for a bit of steak for lunch, he goes through the back and gets pieces of the hook which he keeps for himself. He knows how much i love a good piece of beef. Unless the beef is of this sort of quality, i would rather eat vegetables. I was in a restaurant in Switzerland not so long ago and i ordered the burger. The price was around 25 francs (nearly 20 quid) so as he walks off i said, er excuse me arent you going to ask me how i want it cooked? As in rare, medium etc. He said 'its not that type of burger' and so i said 'you mean its frozen'...er.....yes. Got up and walked out looking at him like he had literally taken a shit on the table in front of me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted August 5, 2013 Author Share Posted August 5, 2013 I have cultivated a very amicable relationship with my local butcher, he's a really nice guy as we've been going there for a while now, he always spends 10 minutes chatting if the shop is quiet. He discusses his farmers, who he buys from and the quality etc. Nowadays, when its just me popping in for a bit of steak for lunch, he goes through the back and gets pieces of the hook which he keeps for himself. He knows how much i love a good piece of beef. Unless the beef is of this sort of quality, i would rather eat vegetables. I was in a restaurant in Switzerland not so long ago and i ordered the burger. The price was around 25 francs (nearly 20 quid) so as he walks off i said, er excuse me arent you going to ask me how i want it cooked? As in rare, medium etc. He said 'its not that type of burger' and so i said 'you mean its frozen'...er.....yes. Got up and walked out looking at him like he had literally taken a shit on the table in front of me. Paid 20 quid for a sandwich at Geneva airport once...That country needs nuking. I only use the Turkish butcher here, it's half the price of the supermarket (twice the quality) and very carefully sourced due to religion and so on... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35362 Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 I love that you maintained eye contact with him as you walked out. Silently conveying the message "You like your watches in this country, well allow me to show you what time it is motherfucker." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 Food in Switzerland is shite, its one of my main objections to moving there. Plus the fact its full of cunts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14873 Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 Food in Switzerland is shite, its one of my main objections to moving there. Plus the fact its full of cunts. Isnt there 4 or 5 official languages?...including some latin dialect that the romans left? Are all communities equally as cuntish? And what prevents them imploding, Balkan stylee?... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12866 Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 Food in Switzerland is shite, its one of my main objections to moving there. Plus the fact its full of cunts. and whats the deal with those crazy army knives? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 French, Swiss German, Italian and then the gypsy Romanish or whatever its called. The anecdote my Turkish colleague tells about the flat warming party he had in Zurich where the neighbours came to the party, left at 10pm sharp and then called the police to complain about the noise sums them up. Even better the next morning the landlord turns up (9am on a saturday morning) saying he had a report of some damage to the walls. A drink had been spilt on the wall during the party and a guest had rung the landlord to report it. Take it from me, cunts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14873 Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 French, Swiss German, Italian and then the gypsy Romanish or whatever its called. The anecdote my Turkish colleague tells about the flat warming party he had in Zurich where the neighbours came to the party, left at 10pm sharp and then called the police to complain about the noise sums them up. Even better the next morning the landlord turns up (9am on a saturday morning) saying he had a report of some damage to the walls. A drink had been spilt on the wall during the party and a guest had rung the landlord to report it. Take it from me, cunts. hmm..I get the picture Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12866 Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 French, Swiss German, Italian and then the gypsy Romanish or whatever its called. The anecdote my Turkish colleague tells about the flat warming party he had in Zurich where the neighbours came to the party, left at 10pm sharp and then called the police to complain about the noise sums them up. What an amazing tactic that is for student parties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted August 5, 2013 Author Share Posted August 5, 2013 (edited) SchweizDeutsche and French are the main languages...I rest my case. Strangely Sud Tyrolish Deutsche is my favourite..They've taken German and made it sing-songy..Quite pleasant. Edited August 5, 2013 by Park Life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 I love that you maintained eye contact with him as you walked out. Silently conveying the message "You like your watches in this country, well allow me to show you what time it is motherfucker." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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