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I know you aren't really considering it, but Marrakesh is by the far the worst place I have ever been to. Smelly shit hole full of people trying to mug you or fleece you. Like a warmer, sandier version of Sunderland.

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I know you aren't really considering it, but Marrakesh is by the far the worst place I have ever been to. Smelly shit hole full of people trying to mug you or fleece you. Like a warmer, sandier version of Sunderland.

:lol:

 

A damning critique if ever I read one.

 

Well I'm still balancing shit for this holiday, but her 30th in March is sorted; booking the "Superior Deluxe" (how'd you like them tautological apples?) Studio here

http://www.secretescapes.com/riva-lofts-florence-florence-italy/sale

 

Take in

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http://www.studentsville.it/events_in_florence.html?id=607

 

Got to

http://www.oradariaristorante.it/

http://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Restaurant_Review-g187895-d4462600-Reviews-Gelateria_Roberto_Firenze-Florence_Tuscany.html

 

 

easy peasy

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I know you aren't really considering it, but Marrakesh is by the far the worst place I have ever been to. Smelly shit hole full of people trying to mug you or fleece you. Like a warmer, sandier version of Sunderland.

 

I loved the place. :lol:

 

Egypt is the shit tip.

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Marrakech is great man. You just need a bit of confidence and the ability to say no.

She clearly does not, thank fuck

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Marrakech is great man. You just need a bit of confidence and the ability to say no.

I do, you just get a bit fed up by the 900th time in 300 yards...

 

My mate also had a monkey put on him in the square. Had to pay up a few hundred quid for a 'photo' they took of him. When I say they had to, he was threatened by half a dozen blokes who said pay up or 'head kicked in.'

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Aye, the monkeys and scammy crap are all in the central square. Easily avoided tbh.

 

We went right into the heart of the souk. Got a few funny looks from the locals but nowt else. Best place to go souvenir shopping too, if you're agile enough to dodge the bikers haring down the alleyways. :lol:

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Aye, the monkeys and scammy crap are all in the central square. Easily avoided tbh.

 

We went right into the heart of the souk. Got a few funny looks from the locals but nowt else. Best place to go souvenir shopping too, if you're agile enough to dodge the bikers haring down the alleyways. :lol:

:o

 

Brock!!

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Aye, the monkeys and scammy crap are all in the central square. Easily avoided tbh.

 

We went right into the heart of the souk. Got a few funny looks from the locals but nowt else. Best place to go souvenir shopping too, if you're agile enough to dodge the bikers haring down the alleyways. :lol:

The kids on bikes with sheep tied to the back of them taking them yem for lunch man. :lol:

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