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I know, I know - but it is only 9 weeks off. Just wondered if any of you have taken the bairns on the Polar Express that runs from Stanhope? What's it like?

 

Feel free to use this thread for any other C-word stuff. (No, not that one)

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The Fish

Madness isn't it?

 

Not having a got at this thread Cath, I get planning early for the festive festivities is necessary. But given the overwhelming nooise I hear from others is that Christmas fayre shouldn't be available until after Halloween at the earliest, I'm surprised you haven't seen one supermarket distance itself from the rest of the market by going all out on ghosts and ghouls while the rest are stocking mince pies that'll be stale by the time the stockings are hung by the chimney with care.

 

/grump

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The Polar Express is nearly booked out so I'm trying to find out if it's worth going, Grinch-face :razz:

 

Plus, I've started buying presents as I can't afford to get them all at once. So there's a thread - tough shit.

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The Polar Express is nearly booked out so I'm trying to find out if it's worth going, Grinch-face :razz:

 

Plus, I've started buying presents as I can't afford to get them all at once. So there's a thread - tough shit.

My niece took her 2 kids (3&5) last year they throughly enjoyed it

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The Fish

The Polar Express is nearly booked out so I'm trying to find out if it's worth going, Grinch-face :razz:

 

Plus, I've started buying presents as I can't afford to get them all at once. So there's a thread - tough shit.

 

Read the post Hormoaner* Granger, I said I'm not having a got at this thread as I understand the need to book early for the chiddlers stuff. I'm grumbling about supermarkets already stocking Yule Logs and Christmas Panettone.

 

You can tell you're hungover.

 

 

 

 

 

*I get double points for a double pun

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Read the post Hormoaner* Granger, I said I'm not having a got at this thread as I understand the need to book early for the chiddlers stuff. I'm grumbling about supermarkets already stocking Yule Logs and Christmas Panettone.

 

You can tell you're hungover.

 

 

 

 

 

*I get double points for a double pun

 

How am I hungover? :lol: I'm not a fan of Christmas at all actually, but needs must for the bairn etc.

 

trooper - thanks for the reply, and how the hell did you come across that?! :lol:

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The Fish

Thought you went out with Gemmil et al, I'd need to have drank Stevie's share from the past 50 days to get through that night.

 

;)

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Thought you went out with Gemmil et al, I'd need to have drank Stevie's share from the past 50 days to get through that night.

 

;)

 

That was 2 nights ago man, and I was fairly sensible. No room for hangovers when a 5-year-old wants you to be the Megatron to his Optimus Prime on a Sunday afternoon.

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Kid Dynamite

Well I fucking love christmas! :D

 

My new house also has this bad boy in the garden

 

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I'm going to get lights to put the Griswald's to shame this year

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My sister did the Polar Express, ask her about it. Pretty sure they loved it, but it's pricey.

 

Yeah, I was going to treat my mam and dad too so it would be fairly expensive. I'll drop her a message - thanks :)

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Kid Dynamite

Well I fucking love christmas! :D

 

My new house also has this bad boy in the garden

 

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I'm going to get lights to put the Griswald's to shame this year

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😢

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Kid Dynamite

I'm gona chop the bottom tier of branches off and stick a big fuck off star on top to try and make it into some semblance of a xmas tree

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Monkeys Fist

Seriously though, if you trim the upper branches back to a joint ( where the smaller fronds grow out of the main branch), over time it'll regain the "classic" shape.

Bit of a ball ache but it's salvageable.

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Monkeys Fist

I'll ask my old man.

He's a Bonsai hobbyist and the trick mentioned earlier about retraining a branch to become the new trunk is something they do all the time.

Takes a while mind :D

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Kid Dynamite

Please. The idea of trimming it into a pyramid shape sounds great but in reality it looks pretty difficult to do it accurately

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