Howay 12459 Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 We desperately need to buy a full back, 2 games into the season and we've seen two horrific displays by our full backs. Haidara last week, Janmaat today was utterly fucking shite and it was clear from about 10 mins in he was going to be sent off. Played Gomis onside for the goal, went through the back of Montero twice once on the fucking touchline and the other in Swansea's half and then he goes and pulls Montero back in Swansea's fucking half about 10 minutes after he could have been off if Montero had just fell over. Janmaat's biggest failing is that as soon as his man is getting the better of him he loses his head, absolutely ridiculous and totally avoidable for both bookings today. Mug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Starting faries likes Anita Colback and Obertan and leaving Tiote and Mitro on the bench. Get out you cunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5912 Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Shit from Janmaat but talking about replacing him is daft. He was our best player last year with Perez Aarons on for the knacked Sissoko and Mitrovic on for Cisse. Anita to RB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5912 Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Starting faries likes Anita Colback and Obertan and leaving Tiote and Mitro on the bench. Get out you cunt. Anita was one of our best players last week and Tiote has hardly kicked a ball all year you queef Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Shit from Janmaat but talking about replacing him is daft. He was our best player last year with Perez Aarons on for the knacked Sissoko and Mitrovic on for Cisse. Anita to RB Ah, we'd be daft to ship a diamond of the famous 14/15 season. The immortals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Anita was one of our best players last week and Tiote has hardly kicked a ball all year you queef In our draw with Southampton where they deserved to beat us? Mint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graing 15 Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Mbemba looked poor on that goal. If you're trying to play him offsides you'd better be sure of yourself with no safety net behind you. I honestly don't know how Krul resists the temptation to punch one of these defenders in the throat. We don't shop for a couple of defenders, we'll be relying on the Mackems, Villa, and the promoted to be more shit than us. Guessing mcclarenout.com will be purchased soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Last season he had a motm performance where he got two assists. Did well at centre half and generally the same sort of shit defending at RB. Getting caught out of position, picking up stupid cards etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2929 Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 We desperately need to buy a full back, 2 games into the season and we've seen two horrific displays by our full backs. Haidara last week, Janmaat today was utterly fucking shite and it was clear from about 10 mins in he was going to be sent off. Played Gomis onside for the goal, went through the back of Montero twice once on the fucking touchline and the other in Swansea's half and then he goes and pulls Montero back in Swansea's fucking half about 10 minutes after he could have been off if Montero had just fell over. Janmaat's biggest failing is that as soon as his man is getting the better of him he loses his head, absolutely ridiculous and totally avoidable for both bookings today. Mug. What utter shite, the first time Janmaat was called for it he didn't touch him, Montero threw himself at the ground. Since then Montero has the ref in his back pocket. Where was the card for Montero's foul on Janmaat when he threw himself into him as Janmaat skinned him. Janmaat was stupid considering but Montero is cheating twat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5912 Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Ah, we'd be daft to ship a diamond of the 14/15 season. Pretty much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted August 15, 2015 Author Share Posted August 15, 2015 Aarons, Mitrovic, Perez. Three exciting players sitting playing Tiddly winks when they should be starting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2929 Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Whale spunk on for Sossoko, that's it shop firmly shut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Whale spunk on for Sossoko, that's it shop firmly shut. oh. I think not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34469 Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Ugh God, here's Geordie Superman looking like he's wearing about 17 t shirts under his strip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12459 Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 (edited) What utter shite, the first time Janmaat was called for it he didn't touch him, Montero threw himself at the ground. Since then Montero has the ref in his back pocket. Where was the card for Montero's foul on Janmaat when he threw himself into him as Janmaat skinned him. Janmaat was stupid considering but Montero is cheating twat. It's not shite like, Montero is a diving cunt but Janmaat let that wind him up and he played into the blokes hands the same way that Shelvey did it to Colback when Colback was heading towards the corner. The two things he got booked for were stupid and needless on Janmaat's part. I agree Montero should have been booked for his ridiculous rugby tackle. Edited August 15, 2015 by Howay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Stream outtage. Hopefully the liberty's been nuked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted August 15, 2015 Author Share Posted August 15, 2015 Fuck off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12459 Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Game over there. Beat in the air again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted August 15, 2015 Author Share Posted August 15, 2015 Glaringly obvious we needed at least another two defenders and we have signed NO-ONE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5912 Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 4-5-0 formation? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5912 Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 It actually is ffs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Glaringly obvious we needed at least another two defenders and we have signed NO-ONE. Signed an absolute bairn and threw him in at the deep end. Buy some experienced players ffs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LooneyToony 41 Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 That's 3 out of 4 goals against in the air. Eh, but who's keeping count? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 would be interested in watching this online if anyone can PM me a link Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted August 15, 2015 Author Share Posted August 15, 2015 Signed an absolute bairn and threw him in at the deep end. Buy some experienced players ffs This is even more annoying than the Pardew era as they genuinely had a good chance to shore up the core of the team with money available and they haven't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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