Spa Days/Nights

[trooper 476]

Just a quick question lads or lasses can anyone recommed a place that does these Spa day things locally as in the North East. I want to give Mrs T & Miss T a treat for everything they do for me. Ive looked on Wowcher etc nearly all seem to be down south shirley there's somewhere local any ideas ? Thanks in advance  Steve aka Trooper.

[Alex 7,020]

Think Seaham Hall is meant to be good but I'm not speaking from personal experience.

[Monkeys Fist 8,626]

Do a google search for "Northumberland spa days" Trooper. 

It'll bring up a stack of places. 

I've no idea what your budget is, but places listed include Matfen Hall, and a health club in Seahouses, so you should be able to find something suitable in there. 

[Dr Gloom 3,584]

I got married at matfen hall. Lovely place but the spa at seaham looks better. 

[Monkeys Fist 8,626]

Was there a chubby ginger bloke sitting in the restaurant forcing down one last "wafer-thin mint" ? 

[Dr Gloom 3,584]

There's always a risk you spot his trotters out on display at matfen iirc, which makes the case for seaham even more compelling 

[Monkeys Fist 8,626]

6 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

There's always a risk you spot his trotters out on display at matfen iirc, which makes the case for seaham even more compelling 

Trotticurist- " My word, these hoofs are in a shocking state.

Have you been digging up too many rusty spoons lately , Mr. Pigsy?"

CT- " Oink". 

[trooper 476]

Cheers lads 

[The Fish 1,034]

Championship was a bit of a spa day to be honest.

[Alex 7,020]

North Shields Wet n Wild more like

[strawb 948]

Once come out of a slide at wet and wild with some other fuckers bloody plaster pretty much stunk up me nose

[Rayvin 1,506]

37 minutes ago, strawb said:

Once come out of a slide at wet and wild with some other fuckers bloody plaster pretty much stunk up me nose

 

...ew.