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"You have made 41.166666666667 gallons and 343.55246466667 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!

If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 2.1955555555556 football fields!

You have killed approximately 1,422,720,000,000 little swimmers.

You have killed 7904 kittens."

 

quite proud of that.

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You have made 10.15625 gallons and 84.758009375 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!

If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch 72.222222222222 yards.

You have killed approximately 468,000,000,000 little swimmers.

You have killed 2600 kittens.

 

Only around 5 years experience though.

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Catmag is not gonna like me..........

 

 

 

 

 

You have made 63.984375 gallons and 533.9754590625 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!

If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 4.55 football fields!

You have killed approximately 2,948,400,000,000 little swimmers.

You have killed 16380 kittens.

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You have made 17.46875 gallons and 145.783776125 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!

If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 1.2422222222222 football fields!

You have killed approximately 804,960,000,000 little swimmers.

You have killed 4472 kittens.

 

Good Catholic Boy me like

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You have made 35.546875 gallons and 296.6530328125 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats! :steamtrain:

 

If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 2.5277777777778 football fields! :icon_lol:

 

You have killed approximately 1,638,000,000,000 little swimmers. <_<

 

You have killed 9100 kittens. :P

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You have made 63.984375 gallons and 533.9754590625 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!

If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 4.55 football fields!

You have killed approximately 2,948,400,000,000 little swimmers.

You have killed 16380 kittens.

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Vs.

 

"You have made 41.166666666667 gallons and 343.55246466667 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!

If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 2.1955555555556 football fields!

You have killed approximately 1,422,720,000,000 little swimmers.

You have killed 7904 kittens."

quite proud of that.

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You've met your match Jimbo and been found wanting if the stats are to be believed. All that wanking and manly stuff and Laz has wank-owned you all along.

**edit** And by Luke as well! :P

You have made 35.546875 gallons and 296.6530328125 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats! 

 

If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 2.5277777777778 football fields! 

 

You have killed approximately 1,638,000,000,000 little swimmers. 

 

You have killed 9100 kittens. 

Edited by Mags
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You have made 65 gallons and 542.45126 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!

If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 3.4666666666667 football fields!

You have killed approximately 2,246,400,000,000 little swimmers.

You have killed 12480 kittens.

 

Hey it's not just about wanking though, is it?

 

(Mind you you should see this kinky bondage lesbians site I've found!!! What some girls can do with rope and an electrical charge is just amazing).

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