Monkeys Fist 50751 Posted February 26, 2020 Share Posted February 26, 2020 Fuck me. I’ve just eaten the Cake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50751 Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 Bacon saved after pedometer-eating pig's poo starts farm fire https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-51790435 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50751 Posted March 12, 2020 Share Posted March 12, 2020 Odessa Carey given hospital order over mother's decapitation https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-51855111 Jesus Christ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50751 Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 Mamie Stuart: Sunderland burial for 1919 murder victim https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-51386314 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1222 Posted March 22, 2020 Author Share Posted March 22, 2020 https://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2020/03/21/sky-sports-secure-rights-to-competitive-wanking-tournament/?fbclid=IwAR322_8PhlCzvuvhhWfmtYPtHVZXDlKrLif3OlMOiVMYWs6a2f3EuyFayVk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50751 Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 This seems a bit harsh… Man who killed armed robber in his Glasgow home is jailed https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-52018558 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 39245 Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 Stabbing him 17 times was maybe a tad excessive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50751 Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 Maybe, but I’d say an armed bloke breaking into your house and threatening to kill your Mrs. is reasonable grounds to lose your blob momentarily. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Anorthernsoul 1222 Posted April 10, 2020 Author Share Posted April 10, 2020 https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/billy-the-pigeon-court-burglary-18069074 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 3260 Posted April 10, 2020 Share Posted April 10, 2020 1 hour ago, Anorthernsoul said: https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/billy-the-pigeon-court-burglary-18069074 Snot a nice bloke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50751 Posted April 10, 2020 Share Posted April 10, 2020 2 hours ago, Anorthernsoul said: https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/billy-the-pigeon-court-burglary-18069074 Is he a former foot soldier of the Toon Army? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 8366 Posted April 11, 2020 Share Posted April 11, 2020 https://www.theregister.co.uk/2020/04/09/frenchman_ejected_fighter_jet_retirement_jolly/ French pensioner accidentally self ejects out of a fighter jet in midflight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1222 Posted April 14, 2020 Author Share Posted April 14, 2020 https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/apr/14/man-accidentally-ejects-himself-from-fighter-jet-during-surprise-flight?CMP=fb_gu&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Facebook&fbclid=IwAR3DBKmF-W7V_0W6wUwReQkstd52gb6k4RQp2AYnHMqm4Pr56f-_Rp_T43c#Echobox=1586844407 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RobinRobin 14510 Posted May 4, 2020 Share Posted May 4, 2020 12 hours ago, Anorthernsoul said: Bitty! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 42155 Posted May 4, 2020 Share Posted May 4, 2020 Hope he takes his teeth out for it 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1222 Posted May 5, 2020 Author Share Posted May 5, 2020 https://www.vice.com/en_au/article/939epz/naked-australian-man-wrestles-giant-python-to-save-his-kitten?utm_content=1588573622&utm_medium=social&utm_source=VICE_facebook&fbclid=IwAR2X6YvWfuZ4eGceIW7fyaTUtZKhGITG1gERS4afuMtf0FVr_bt156_ahu0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1222 Posted May 5, 2020 Author Share Posted May 5, 2020 http://www.bntmedia.uk/RW2ZVm?fbclid=IwAR2YjQvkAjFC3by4t36xAok5_zBRlO0z0pr5z5hUqdiSOWxh2R6SqXaY7-Q Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 3656 Posted May 7, 2020 Share Posted May 7, 2020 After being declared dead following a 2016 car wreck, a Congolese athlete who had played professional soccer in Germany has emerged alive and well. German prosecutor Anette Milk confirms to PEOPLE that Hiannick Kamba, 33, is not dead. "Mr. Kamba has recently returned to Germany," Milk explains via email. "There are no reasonable doubts about his identity." Milk adds that "an investigation into fraud is underway at the Essen public prosecutor's office against his wife. She denies the charge." German newspaper Bild reports that Kamba’s wife is being accused of fraud after allegedly forging documents, including a death certificate, in order to collect on a life insurance policy. According to Milk, the amount the wife allegedly received "is a low seven-digit amount (in euros)." Neither Kamba or his wife have been charged with a crime, and it is unclear if authorities believe Kamba knew about the alleged scheme. Kamba was a former defender for FC Schalke 04 in the German Bundesliga league. At the time of his purported death, he was playing for VfB Hüls. The couple have a 10-year-old daughter. Bild reports the January 2016 car crash that purportedly killed him was allegedly staged in his native Democratic Republic of the Congo. According to the paper, Kamba has told investigators he was with "companions" the same night, and that they "had left him during the night while on a trip to the interior of the Congo in January 2016." He also allegedly told authorities the unnamed companions "took his papers, money and telephone." Kamba was found to be alive in Gelsenkirchen, Germany, where he had returned to his job as a chemical technician for an energy supply company, the paper reports. Kamba and his family fled the Congo for Germany in 1986. https://people.com/crime/german-soccer-player-presumed-dead-2016-found-alive/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50751 Posted May 7, 2020 Share Posted May 7, 2020 He should’ve made out he’d drowned whilst out canoeing. Bombproof 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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