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Ok folks roll up roll up to the greatest spectacle on earth.

 

Smooth Operator is (allegedly) starting a new job in Department of Work & Pensions Human Resources, now for anyone who doesnt have experience of these things Human Resource Departments are notoriously PC, added to the fact that DWP are the most PC PC employer on earth and you've got a veritable walking, talking, abusing time bomb in our own little Smoothy.

 

So todays gamble is.......

 

how many Days, hours, minutes and seconds will it be before SO gets his first written warning?

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Sweepstake?

 

I reckon he will behave himself for 8 working days before getting a warning for a non-internet related offence.

 

Sacked by May I reckon - sexual harassment. B)

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Knowing what I know I'll be safe up until my soon to be line manager retires in a few years so I'll stick a monkey on my safety until 2008. :blush:

 

This old guy used to ask me to find out the craic on the football/cricket etc via the web the last time I was under his control! :blush:

 

As for being PC beyond belief, you'd be surprised at how relaxed it is really. Although during my first spell there a gay lad jumped before he was pushed after he got sussed sending an e mail to another gay lad about what he wanted to do to me! ;)B)

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why work for a snide company like that is beyond me.its the devil i tell you the devil bloody snakes all over that place. B)

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why work for a snide company like that is beyond me.its the devil i tell you the devil bloody snakes all over that place. B)

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"Sinde"? How so?

 

As for Mr Operator. I thought it was impossible to get sacked when working for the government. A place i had to visit had one falla whose screen was on such a low resolution and so zoomed in that he literally had at most 2 letters on screen at once. He used to read his mail 2 letters at a time. I can't imagine what use he could have been.

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why work for a snide company like that is beyond me.its the devil i tell you the devil bloody snakes all over that place. B)

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"Sinde"? How so?

 

As for Mr Operator. I thought it was impossible to get sacked when working for the government. A place i had to visit had one falla whose screen was on such a low resolution and so zoomed in that he literally had at most 2 letters on screen at once. He used to read his mail 2 letters at a time. I can't imagine what use he could have been.

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It sounds like you are visually impairedist fascist bastard! ;)

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why work for a snide company like that is beyond me.its the devil i tell you the devil bloody snakes all over that place. B)

98532[/snapback]

 

"Sinde"? How so?

 

As for Mr Operator. I thought it was impossible to get sacked when working for the government. A place i had to visit had one falla whose screen was on such a low resolution and so zoomed in that he literally had at most 2 letters on screen at once. He used to read his mail 2 letters at a time. I can't imagine what use he could have been.

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Sounds like he was using our scanning machine for fraudulant forms tbh. ;) Oh so quick to judge!

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It sounds like you are visually impairedist fascist bastard!  B)

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I might be fascist and perhaps a bastard but I'm certainly not visually impairedist. I have the utmost respect for anyone who masturbates that much.

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why work for a snide company like that is beyond me.its the devil i tell you the devil bloody snakes all over that place. B)

98532[/snapback]

 

"Sinde"? How so?

 

As for Mr Operator. I thought it was impossible to get sacked when working for the government. A place i had to visit had one falla whose screen was on such a low resolution and so zoomed in that he literally had at most 2 letters on screen at once. He used to read his mail 2 letters at a time. I can't imagine what use he could have been.

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hey that was ME...................................

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So is he still going?

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Yes, although when they find out about his part in the great "send ya cock pic to a skinheed" scandal then they mightnt be so keen.

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As for being PC beyond belief, you'd be surprised at how relaxed it is really. Although during my first spell there a gay lad jumped before he was pushed after he got sussed sending an e mail to another gay lad about what he wanted to do to me!  :lol:  :D

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You send him a picture of your cock aswell?

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aye - he needs to rack up some decent time for his CV

 

but the cloven hoof will pop out sooner rather than later IMHO

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