peasepud 59 Posted July 24, 2005 Share Posted July 24, 2005 So then post your "What happens if..." questions here. I'll start.... What happens if you put matches in a microwave? Im tempted to give it a try. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ally 0 Posted July 24, 2005 Share Posted July 24, 2005 The new board isn't GREAT? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted July 24, 2005 Author Share Posted July 24, 2005 The new board isn't GREAT? 317[/snapback] The new board will be GREAT! Im sure of that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matty 0 Posted September 10, 2005 Share Posted September 10, 2005 What happens if.... I get bored and bump a very old thread! This happens I guess! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted September 10, 2005 Author Share Posted September 10, 2005 What happens if.... I get bored and bump a very old thread! This happens I guess! 31284[/snapback] I'll tell you summit that wont happen, somebody answering the original question thats what! Matches...Microwave oh its so so tempting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom_NUFC 0 Posted September 10, 2005 Share Posted September 10, 2005 I dunno, but when I was a kid, I did wonder what would happen if you lit a match and put it in a box of matches. Not one of those little ones, the great big boxes of cooking matches. It was great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lou 0 Posted September 10, 2005 Share Posted September 10, 2005 Don't. Tempt. Me. Fire is COOL. I'm not quite as much of a pyro as my aussie roommate though. Quite. However, my lighter that I bought in Edinburgh at the end of August is now half-empty simply because I keep lighting it just to go "oooo.... flame.... preetttyyyyyyy....." Hey, if I tried your microwave/match thing... and there was some form of explosion/fire thing..... then would the fire brigade have to come out??? I LIKE fire engines. They're red. And shiny. And have flashy lights. And make noise. And, just to top it off, they're full of firemen. But, meh, that's an after thought. It's mainly the top four. Damn I act like I'm a little 5-yr-old boy sometimes. What really WOULD happen if you give panadol to a seagull......?????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shakermaker 0 Posted September 10, 2005 Share Posted September 10, 2005 what happens if...something bad happens and a friend says " i know how you feel",naturally you reply"but you cant know how i feel"but because you cant know how your friend felt,you cant verify that your friend didn't feel as you did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WubbleUC 0 Posted September 10, 2005 Share Posted September 10, 2005 (edited) What really WOULD happen if you give panadol to a seagull......?????? BANG! *guts* Edited September 10, 2005 by WubbleUC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5940 Posted September 11, 2005 Share Posted September 11, 2005 flaming genies are great! i think every kid went through a phase of sitting in the park setting fire to a box of matches! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckypierre 0 Posted September 11, 2005 Share Posted September 11, 2005 have you done it yet then peasepud? Go on.. its for scientific purposes I accidentally put metal in the microwave, well it was a plate with Im guessing a metal paint on it. That was scary, sparks flying and then a loud crack as the plate shattered,. Luckilly the microwave was only on for 30 secs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lou 0 Posted September 11, 2005 Share Posted September 11, 2005 What really WOULD happen if you give panadol to a seagull......?????? BANG! *guts* 31385[/snapback] But is that what ACTUALLY happens, or just what people SAY happens?? The only person I know who says they've tried it, and that it works, is someone who talks bollocks 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. Therefore, not OVERLY reliable, it has to be said....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordiesned 0 Posted September 11, 2005 Share Posted September 11, 2005 What happens if.... I get bored and bump a very old thread! This happens I guess! 31284[/snapback] I'll tell you summit that wont happen, somebody answering the original question thats what! Matches...Microwave oh its so so tempting. 31289[/snapback] Anyone know the best place to get a cheap microwave??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordiesned 0 Posted September 11, 2005 Share Posted September 11, 2005 What happens if.... I get bored and bump a very old thread! This happens I guess! 31284[/snapback] I'll tell you summit that wont happen, somebody answering the original question thats what! Matches...Microwave oh its so so tempting. 31289[/snapback] Anyone know the best place to get a cheap microwave??? 31505[/snapback] Oooh, actually it looks like this could be quite fun! Go on Peasepud, I dare you! Plasmoids Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WubbleUC 0 Posted September 11, 2005 Share Posted September 11, 2005 What really WOULD happen if you give panadol to a seagull......?????? BANG! *guts* 31385[/snapback] But is that what ACTUALLY happens, or just what people SAY happens?? The only person I know who says they've tried it, and that it works, is someone who talks bollocks 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. Therefore, not OVERLY reliable, it has to be said....... 31502[/snapback] I think it's just insides wise, so you wouldnt see much, apart from it keeling over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted September 11, 2005 Author Share Posted September 11, 2005 Didnt Shaun Ryder get done as a kid for blowing up pigeons using Alka Seltzer? My understanding on this is that pigeons are unable to fart and therefore the gas builds up until *pop* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom_NUFC 0 Posted September 11, 2005 Share Posted September 11, 2005 Didnt Shaun Ryder get done as a kid for blowing up pigeons using Alka Seltzer? My understanding on this is that pigeons are unable to fart and therefore the gas builds up until *pop* 31519[/snapback] 24 Hour Party People shows an incident in which he fed pigeons loaves of bread laced with rat poison, followed by loads of pigeons dropping out of the sky across Manchester. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted September 11, 2005 Share Posted September 11, 2005 What if Mike Rees HADN'T been sent off against Dundee Stars in the playoff finals? Bees probably would've done the treble! At least he got sent off for annihilating someone. Amazing fighter! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted September 11, 2005 Author Share Posted September 11, 2005 What if Mike Rees HADN'T been sent off against Dundee Stars in the playoff finals? Bees probably would've done the treble! At least he got sent off for annihilating someone. Amazing fighter! 31581[/snapback] If "Ifs and Buts were pots and pans, then you wouldnt be able to cook your tea" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lou 0 Posted September 11, 2005 Share Posted September 11, 2005 What if Mike Rees HADN'T been sent off against Dundee Stars in the playoff finals? Bees probably would've done the treble! At least he got sent off for annihilating someone. Amazing fighter! 31581[/snapback] If "Ifs and Buts were pots and pans, then you wouldnt be able to cook your tea" 31582[/snapback] That's very reminiscent of my dad's "he who cooks beans and peas in the same pot is very unhygenic..." I think it works better when you say it as opposed to when you right it down. And I think it's just insides wise, so you wouldnt see much, apart from it keeling over. Mmkay. So this guy's story of feeding panadol to seagulls at a cricket ground, then watching as they all flew over the pitch and exploded on to the cricketers below which had been mean to him was, in fact, as suspected and expected, absolute shite. If they don't actually EXPLODE then it's not very tempting. In fact, I'm not even sure it IS tempting even if they DO explode. The matches dans la microwave sounds a much better past-time..... if more expensive. I guess microwaves are more expensive than panadol. I think we need to send this one into the Mythbusters... they'd sort it out for us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted September 11, 2005 Share Posted September 11, 2005 What happens if an animal rights protestor reads this thread? How can they throw red paint over someone online? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted September 12, 2005 Share Posted September 12, 2005 Don't. Tempt. Me. Fire is COOL. I'm not quite as much of a pyro as my aussie roommate though. Quite. However, my lighter that I bought in Edinburgh at the end of August is now half-empty simply because I keep lighting it just to go "oooo.... flame.... preetttyyyyyyy....." Hey, if I tried your microwave/match thing... and there was some form of explosion/fire thing..... then would the fire brigade have to come out??? I LIKE fire engines. They're red. And shiny. And have flashy lights. And make noise. And, just to top it off, they're full of firemen. But, meh, that's an after thought. It's mainly the top four. Damn I act like I'm a little 5-yr-old boy sometimes. What really WOULD happen if you give panadol to a seagull......?????? 31353[/snapback] I've said it before and I'll say it again. You kids are crazy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khay 8 Posted September 12, 2005 Share Posted September 12, 2005 Wondering “what if” is the worst thing there is. so bottle and shelf all your regrets Let them ferment and come back to your senses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lou 0 Posted September 12, 2005 Share Posted September 12, 2005 I'm on the Tube Gossip site (http://www.themanwhofellasleep.com/gossip.html) and it has rather provided me with another 'what happens if...' question, that ties in with our previous discussions.... "He only went and put a full can of baked beans in the microwave." Now THAT would be messy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elric 0 Posted September 13, 2005 Share Posted September 13, 2005 The plasmoid thingy also works with Grapes, apparently Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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