Smooth Operator 10 Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 RACECOURSE COMMENTATOR Job No: GAT/57678 Wages WAGE DEPENDING UPON EXPERIENCE Hours 10.5 PER WEEK, MONDAY, THURSDAY & SATURDAY, 7.15PM-10.45PM Location CHESTER LE STREET, DH3 Pension details No details held Description Previous experience is preferable but not essential. Duties will be to commentate on an evenings greyhound racing which will include race commentary, announcing runners and weights and announcing forthcoming events and other stadium activities. My application is in the post, I do a mean Murray Walker impression. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 5031 Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 "WAGE DEPENDING ON EXPERIENCE" will probably mean minimum wage... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted March 28, 2006 Author Share Posted March 28, 2006 Aye but you'd have bitches on tap!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 I do a mean Murray Walker impression. 111285[/snapback] WOW! LOOK AT THAT (GREYHOUND)! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 It's in Chester though, man! The devils arse-hole! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 The bloke at Sunderland dogs has his technique down pat... "AND THE HARE IS ON THE MOVE! aaaand bibwdbdbwddbwwdwdbwdwbwbdwbdwbdbwdbwbdwbdwbdb...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 The bloke at Sunderland dogs has his technique down pat... "AND THE HARE IS ON THE MOVE! aaaand bibwdbdbwddbwwdwdbwdwbwbdwbdwbdbwdbwbdwbdwbdb...." 111360[/snapback] Needs a Mark & Lard "Back off the mic" tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 It's in Chester though, man! The devils arse-hole! 111354[/snapback] Chester LE STREET so you should have said It's in Chester Le Street though, man! The devils arse-hole! *friggin Mancs think the whole world revolves.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 It's in Chester though, man! The devils arse-hole! 111354[/snapback] Chester LE STREET so you should have said It's in Chester Le Street though, man! The devils arse-hole! *friggin Mancs think the whole world revolves.... 111365[/snapback] Chester-le-Street is referred to as 'Chester' by natives I'd hardly confuse it with Chester in Deeside....thats quite nice. Chester-le-Street however is definitely the devils arse-hurrrrrrl! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 It's in Chester though, man! The devils arse-hole! 111354[/snapback] Chester LE STREET so you should have said It's in Chester Le Street though, man! The devils arse-hole! *friggin Mancs think the whole world revolves.... 111365[/snapback] Chester-le-Street is referred to as 'Chester' by natives I'd hardly confuse it with Chester in Deeside....thats quite nice. Chester-le-Street however is definitely the devils arse-hurrrrrrl! 111367[/snapback] Like the man who wears the built up shoe.... I stand corrected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted March 28, 2006 Author Share Posted March 28, 2006 It's in Chester though, man! The devils arse-hole! 111354[/snapback] Chester LE STREET so you should have said It's in Chester Le Street though, man! The devils arse-hole! *friggin Mancs think the whole world revolves.... 111365[/snapback] Chester-le-Street is referred to as 'Chester' by natives I'd hardly confuse it with Chester in Deeside....thats quite nice. Chester-le-Street however is definitely the devils arse-hurrrrrrl! 111367[/snapback] Like the man who wears the built up shoe.... I stand corrected. 111368[/snapback] You on about Wacky? He enjoys the stacked heel numbers to give him a little boost, he sent his Rockports away to the cobblers to get an extra 2 inches on the heel. He's now 4 foot 3 in heels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 It's in Chester though, man! The devils arse-hole! 111354[/snapback] Chester LE STREET so you should have said It's in Chester Le Street though, man! The devils arse-hole! *friggin Mancs think the whole world revolves.... 111365[/snapback] Chester-le-Street is referred to as 'Chester' by natives I'd hardly confuse it with Chester in Deeside....thats quite nice. Chester-le-Street however is definitely the devils arse-hurrrrrrl! 111367[/snapback] Like the man who wears the built up shoe.... I stand corrected. 111368[/snapback] If you wore built up shoes the civil aviation authority'd need to be alerted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 he'd have to have a flashing red light on his head........ hmmmmmmmm........... not a bad idea anyway......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 It's in Chester though, man! The devils arse-hole! 111354[/snapback] Chester LE STREET so you should have said It's in Chester Le Street though, man! The devils arse-hole! *friggin Mancs think the whole world revolves.... 111365[/snapback] Chester-le-Street is referred to as 'Chester' by natives I'd hardly confuse it with Chester in Deeside....thats quite nice. Chester-le-Street however is definitely the devils arse-hurrrrrrl! 111367[/snapback] Like the man who wears the built up shoe.... I stand corrected. 111368[/snapback] You on about Wacky? He enjoys the stacked heel numbers to give him a little boost, he sent his Rockports away to the cobblers to get an extra 2 inches on the heel. He's now 4 foot 3 in heels. 111375[/snapback] I heard he spends all day in China Town, walking round on his tiptoes and acting rock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 It's in Chester though, man! The devils arse-hole! 111354[/snapback] Chester LE STREET so you should have said It's in Chester Le Street though, man! The devils arse-hole! *friggin Mancs think the whole world revolves.... 111365[/snapback] Chester-le-Street is referred to as 'Chester' by natives I'd hardly confuse it with Chester in Deeside....thats quite nice. Chester-le-Street however is definitely the devils arse-hurrrrrrl! 111367[/snapback] Like the man who wears the built up shoe.... I stand corrected. 111368[/snapback] You on about Wacky? He enjoys the stacked heel numbers to give him a little boost, he sent his Rockports away to the cobblers to get an extra 2 inches on the heel. He's now 4 foot 3 in heels. 111375[/snapback] Handy for reaching the top shelf in the newsagents Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 I heard he spends all day in China Town, walking round on his tiptoes and acting rock. 111384[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6321 Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 I'd hardly confuse it with Chester in Deeside....thats quite nice. Chester-le-Street however is definitely the devils arse-hurrrrrrl! 111367[/snapback] Having visited both, I beg to differ.... Chester in Deeside has some right old shit-holes!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6065 Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 (edited) It's in Chester though, man! The devils arse-hole! 111354[/snapback] Chester LE STREET so you should have said It's in Chester Le Street though, man! The devils arse-hole! *friggin Mancs think the whole world revolves.... 111365[/snapback] Chester-le-Street is referred to as 'Chester' by natives I'd hardly confuse it with Chester in Deeside....thats quite nice. Chester-le-Street however is definitely the devils arse-hurrrrrrl! 111367[/snapback] ive visited a lot worst tbh (im from chester by the way) Edited March 28, 2006 by J69 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Shearer Is God 0 Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 It's in Chester though, man! The devils arse-hole! 111354[/snapback] Chester LE STREET so you should have said It's in Chester Le Street though, man! The devils arse-hole! *friggin Mancs think the whole world revolves.... 111365[/snapback] Chester-le-Street is referred to as 'Chester' by natives I'd hardly confuse it with Chester in Deeside....thats quite nice. Chester-le-Street however is definitely the devils arse-hurrrrrrl! 111367[/snapback] Chester's in England, Deeside is in Wales. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 (edited) Chester's in England, Deeside is in Wales. 111412[/snapback] Think you'll find Wales on one side of the River Dee and England on the other. Both sides can be called parts of Deeside. In the same way that Newcastle and Gateshead are both parts of Tyneside. Edited March 28, 2006 by Dr Kenneth Noisewater Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 8926 Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 Chester's in England, Deeside is in Wales. 111412[/snapback] Think you'll find Wales on one side of the River Dee and England on the other. Both sides can be called parts of Deeside. In the same way that Newcastle and Gateshead are both parts of Tyneside. 111419[/snapback] As much as I know manc-mag doesn't bother to distinguish those two either... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Shearer Is God 0 Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 Chester's in England, Deeside is in Wales. 111412[/snapback] Think you'll find Wales on one side of the River Dee and England on the other. Both sides can be called parts of Deeside. In the same way that Newcastle and Gateshead are both parts of Tyneside. 111419[/snapback] Go to Chester and say that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 Go to Chester and say that! 111426[/snapback] Just noticed your location. I'll bow to your local knowledge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted March 30, 2006 Author Share Posted March 30, 2006 Perfect job for Wacky, he used to be in a break-dancing troupe when he was younger!!! http://jobseekers.direct.gov.uk/SearchResu...ncyID=NCS/10953 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 Go to Chester and say that! 111426[/snapback] Just noticed your location. I'll bow to your local knowledge 111428[/snapback] He's in Cheshire but he's nee where near Chester. I'm right. Fact-o-bizmol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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