Smooth Operator 10 Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 Aye, 5-a-side sounds canny, if we get a definite number then I'll book the court at Eldon Leisure. 125005[/snapback] Can't we book somewhere outdoors on astroturf? Hate playing indoors me! 125008[/snapback] Astroturf is for puffs. Indoors is where its at. On concrete. Mans game. 125015[/snapback] Not arsed about playing on conctrete just i can't breath indoors when playing footy, I'll no doubt run rings round you like but I'd breath easier if it was outdoors. 125032[/snapback] Worth the admission fee on me own tbh. 125039[/snapback] That's why i suggested outside somewhere tbh, maybe an open field so's we wouldn't have to pay towards witnessing your attempt at playing the beautiful game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 (edited) Ass-thma. 125036[/snapback] Meenzer from an upper class upbringing, it would have to be pronounced arse-thma tbh. Edited April 21, 2006 by Smooth Operator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14047 Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 Ass-thma. 125036[/snapback] Meenzer from an upper class upbringing, it would have to be pronounced arse-thma tbh. 125048[/snapback] Derrière-thma Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34443 Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 I wonder if Sammy'll turn up pretending to have the flu again, and use it as an excuse to show the lads his swollen glands in the changing room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 Aye, 5-a-side sounds canny, if we get a definite number then I'll book the court at Eldon Leisure. 125005[/snapback] Can't we book somewhere outdoors on astroturf? Hate playing indoors me! 125008[/snapback] Astroturf is for puffs. Indoors is where its at. On concrete. Mans game. 125015[/snapback] Not arsed about playing on conctrete just i can't breath indoors when playing footy, I'll no doubt run rings round you like but I'd breath easier if it was outdoors. 125032[/snapback] Worth the admission fee on me own tbh. 125039[/snapback] That's why i suggested outside somewhere tbh, maybe an open field so's we wouldn't have to pay towards witnessing your attempt at playing the beautiful game. 125046[/snapback] Yes but outside a naked Catmag would offend public decency-indoors she'll only offend basic health and safety regulations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 I wonder if Sammy'll turn up pretending to have the flu again, and use it as an excuse to show the lads his swollen glands in the changing room. 125050[/snapback] 'excuse'.......there was a disorderly fucking queue formed as I recall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14047 Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 I wonder if Sammy'll turn up pretending to have the flu again, and use it as an excuse to show the lads his swollen glands in the changing room. 125050[/snapback] 'excuse'.......there was a disorderly fucking queue formed as I recall. 125060[/snapback] Ooh, if there's disorderly fucking involved then I might pass on the wedding invitation after all... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 I wonder if Sammy'll turn up pretending to have the flu again, and use it as an excuse to show the lads his swollen glands in the changing room. 125050[/snapback] 'excuse'.......there was a disorderly fucking queue formed as I recall. 125060[/snapback] At the changing room exit no doubt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 I wonder if Sammy'll turn up pretending to have the flu again, and use it as an excuse to show the lads his swollen glands in the changing room. 125050[/snapback] 'excuse'.......there was a disorderly fucking queue formed as I recall. 125060[/snapback] Ooh, if there's disorderly fucking involved then I might pass on the wedding invitation after all... 125063[/snapback] Marriage is for straights anyway! And more recently for puffs! Get in the queue I say. No cutting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottish Mag 3 Posted April 21, 2006 Author Share Posted April 21, 2006 I wonder if Sammy'll turn up pretending to have the flu again, and use it as an excuse to show the lads his swollen glands in the changing room. 125050[/snapback] 'excuse'.......there was a disorderly fucking queue formed as I recall. 125060[/snapback] It wasn't exactly a fucking queue. Most of the smelly bastards on here never even went for a shower... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34443 Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 I wonder if Sammy'll turn up pretending to have the flu again, and use it as an excuse to show the lads his swollen glands in the changing room. 125050[/snapback] 'excuse'.......there was a disorderly fucking queue formed as I recall. 125060[/snapback] It wasn't exactly a fucking queue. Most of the smelly bastards on here never even went for a shower... 125075[/snapback] Probably had one the night before, the dirty pigs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 I wonder if Sammy'll turn up pretending to have the flu again, and use it as an excuse to show the lads his swollen glands in the changing room. 125050[/snapback] 'excuse'.......there was a disorderly fucking queue formed as I recall. 125060[/snapback] It wasn't exactly a fucking queue. Most of the smelly bastards on here never even went for a shower... 125075[/snapback] Probably had one the night before, the dirty pigs! 125087[/snapback] I wouldn't be rushing into the showers in a changing room full of relative strangers like! Can picture it being a warm up for the International Soap Dropping Championships tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34443 Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 I wonder if Sammy'll turn up pretending to have the flu again, and use it as an excuse to show the lads his swollen glands in the changing room. 125050[/snapback] 'excuse'.......there was a disorderly fucking queue formed as I recall. 125060[/snapback] It wasn't exactly a fucking queue. Most of the smelly bastards on here never even went for a shower... 125075[/snapback] Probably had one the night before, the dirty pigs! 125087[/snapback] I wouldn't be rushing into the showers in a changing room full of relative strangers like! Can picture it being a warm up for the International Soap Dropping Championships tbh. 125102[/snapback] Given your recently discovered chequered history, I'd have thought you'd be well up for that. It would take you back to those days in PE, in your skidmarked Y-fronts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie Boyo 23 Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 Was mentioned around a few of us a couple of weeks back, seeing as the decision making on here used to be so bad until we settled on the Trent at One every other week i though we better start the ball rolling on this. There has been talks about actually going out for a meal, and a couple of us have spoken about getting a 5 a side match amongst ourselves during the day. Provisional date of Saturday 15th July i propose (seeing as Jimbo will be available to come up that weekend and i know how gutted he is at not coming to Shearers Testimonial after getting his hand on a ticket) Discuss 124856[/snapback] I've been practicing me back-heals, like 124868[/snapback] Or "heels" even? 125006[/snapback] He's a masseur. 125007[/snapback] Hey! I look well fit in them! Was wondering why Pud was hovering this thread for ages last night while not posting "should I? hmmmm, nah, well I could I suppose, nah I'll just leave him be this time" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 Right then, name check for five-a-side. Nee bottlers, so Dave can get it booked once we've got the numbers tbh. Indoors an arl mind!: 1.manc-mag (Sammy) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordieshandy 0 Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 I'll show off my (lack of) skills Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 I'll play. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34443 Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 Have you put your request in with your lass? Or will you be playing carrying her in a baby harness to maintain the "touching at all times" rule that was in evidence in the Trent? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 I'll physio. Beware - all 'groin strains' will be treated with ice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 Have you put your request in with your lass? Or will you be playing carrying her in a baby harness to maintain the "touching at all times" rule that was in evidence in the Trent? 125123[/snapback] Shouldnt be a problem: as I was explaining to Cath the other day, she turns 24 in July so I'll no doubt have traded her in for a younger model by then tbh. Anyways I was only touching at all times cos Peasepud was crawling around on all fives. I wouldnt have had a problem with that, but he wasnt offering any of Toplass in return Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 Pencil me in, although I'll be a father by then so anything could happen come the day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 Have you put your request in with your lass? Or will you be playing carrying her in a baby harness to maintain the "touching at all times" rule that was in evidence in the Trent? 125123[/snapback] Shouldnt be a problem: as I was explaining to Cath the other day, she turns 24 in July so I'll no doubt have traded her in for a younger model by then tbh. Anyways I was only touching at all times cos Peasepud was crawling around on all fives. I wouldnt have had a problem with that, but he wasnt offering any of Toplass in return 125129[/snapback] Did you hear the one about the woman with 5 legs? Her knickers fit her like a glove. Sorry! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6302 Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 Stick me down - I'll come and show myself up something silly... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 Daniel - you gonna ref? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottish Mag 3 Posted April 21, 2006 Author Share Posted April 21, 2006 I`m in, and as far as i know Jimbo, Peasepud and Matt are all wanting a game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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