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"The sun's not yellow, it's chicken" - Dylan

 

 

"Cause niggaz styles are old like Mark 5 sneakers

Lyrics are weak, like clock radio speakers"

-Genius/GZA

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When I was a kid I saw a light,

floating high above the trees one night,

thought it was an alien,

turned out to be just god!

- Built to spill (Goin against Your Mind)

 

And it's hilarious to think I thought by now I'd have a wife

But I've always been so desperate to give away my life

Then I just got lazy, I've got everything assumed

Sometimes there's nothing sexier than knowing that you're doomed"

...

"And I can't give you a lecture on how to be a man

I've not much advice to offer, no solid, foolproof plan

But even though you're certain that it's just a bit of fun

You'll soon get sick of microwaving low-fat meals for one

 

So when you ignore her call

And you just delete her text

It might make you feel tall

As you make room for the next

 

But look at me, hey look at me

You know I love you, obviously

And I don't want to spoil your fun

But you don't have to hurt someone

-Arab Strap (Confessions of a Big Brother)

Edited by Happy Face

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Last one...

 

the thing that really frightens me

Is that all my friends from school

 

Are turning into monsters

Picking patterns out for curtains

Making friends with all the other monsters

Pushing little baby monsters

Around the shops in prams

....

the thing that really frightens me

Is that the people I used to love

 

Are turning into monsters

Getting married having babies

Telling me how great their life is

And how happy I would be if I could

Just be more like them

 

-The Boy Least Likely To (monsters)

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one more...

 

Ah get born, keep warm

Short pants, romance, learn to dance

Get dressed, get blessed

Try to be a success

Please her, please him, buy gifts

Don't steal, don't lift

Twenty years of schoolin'

And they put you on the day shift

 

-Bob Dylan, Subterranean Homesick Blues

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All right stop collaborate and listen

Ice is back with my brand new invention

Something grabs a hold of me tightly

Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly

Will it ever stop yo I don't know

Turn off the lights and I'll glow

To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal

Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle

Dance go rush to the speaker that booms

I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom

Deadly when I play a dope melody

Anything less than the best is a felony

Love it or leave it you better gain weight

You better hit bull's eye the kid don't play

If there was a problem yo I'll solve it

Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

 

Vanila Ice - Ice Ice Baby

 

Genius tbh.

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No way no way.

Mah nah mah nah.

No way no way.

Mah nah mah nah.

No way no way.

Not today.

No way no way.

Don't get fresh with me.

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No way no way.

Mah nah mah nah.

No way no way.

Mah nah mah nah.

No way no way.

Not today.

No way no way.

Don't get fresh with me.

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Vanilla?

 

About a year ago I found it on a 'Best of 95' tape of something.

 

I couldn't beleive just how awful it was.

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No way no way.

Mah nah mah nah.

No way no way.

Mah nah mah nah.

No way no way.

Not today.

No way no way.

Don't get fresh with me.

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Vanilla?

 

About a year ago I found it on a 'Best of 95' tape of something.

 

I couldn't beleive just how awful it was.

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That's the one. It's truly, truly terrible - the arse-end of what record companies thought they could get away with in the wake of the Spice Girls.

 

There's one thing worse, though, and that's the video. Recorded at an exclusive pool in, um, South London no less. ;)

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cpI9K4CEIM...0Way%20No%20Way

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Good lord. The accents, the bum notes, it's pop at its worst.

 

But is it worse than Daz? Maybe, but only just.

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;) A couple of weeks ago I'd have said "at least Daz knows he's rubbish", but now I'm not at all sure....

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Just had a listen to the Euro entries.

 

Think Belgium and Malta have hit the right Euro note.

 

Not sure what's up with Finland's entry though

 

lordi.jpg

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Just had a listen to the Euro entries.

 

Think Belgium and Malta have hit the right Euro note.

 

Not sure what's up with Finland's entry though

 

lordi.jpg

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Was chatting to someone I know from Finland the ohter day and apparently Lordi only entered as a pisstake but were voted for by the public to represent them at Eurovision. ;)

 

They sound like Rob Zombie IMO so not as evil death metal as they look.

 

Back to the topic:

 

You are wrong, fucked and overrated,

Think I'm gonna be sick and it's your fault,

This is the end of everything, you are the end of everything,

I haven't slept since I woke up and found my whole life was a lie motherfucker

This is the end of everything, you are the end of everything,

 

Great chorus :icon_lol: Slipknot - Everything Ends

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You are wrong, fucked and overrated,

Think I'm gonna be sick and it's your fault,

This is the end of everything, you are the end of everything,

I haven't slept since I woke up and found my whole life was a lie motherfucker

This is the end of everything, you are the end of everything,

 

Great chorus :icon_lol: Slipknot - Everything Ends

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;)

I love the 'Knot,

 

"Don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows" - Dylan

"I get the news I need on the weather report" - Simon & Garfunkle

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Here we go again, motherfucker

 

Come on down, and see the idiot right here

Too fucked to beg and not afraid to care

What's the matter with calamity anyway?

Right? Get the fuck outta my face

Understand that i can't feel anything

It isn't like I wanna sift through the decay

I feel like a wound, like I got a fuckin'

Gun against my head, you live when I'm dead

 

One more time, mother fucker

 

Everybody hates me now, so fuck it

Blood's on my face and my hands, and I

Don't know why, I'm not afraid to cry

But that's none of your business

Whose life is it? Get it? See it? Feel it? Eat it?

Spin it around so i can spit in its face

I wanna leave without a trace

because I don't wanna die in this place

 

People = Shit

People = Shit (Whatcha gonna do?)

People = Shit (because I am not afraid of you)

People = Shit (I'm everything you'll never be)

People = Shit

 

It never stops - you can't be everything to everyone

Contagion - I'm sittin' at the side of Satan

What do you want from me?

They never told me the failure I was meant to be

Overdo it - don't tell me you blew it

Stop your bitchin' and fight your way through it

I'M - NOT - LIKE - YOU - I - JUST - FUCK - UP

 

come on mother fucker, everybody has to die

(2x)

 

People = Shit

People = Shit (Whatcha gonna do?)

People = Shit (because I am not afraid of you)

People = Shit (I'm everything you'll never be)

People = Shit

 

Slipknot - People = Shit

 

I love em too! :icon_lol:;)

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I saw two shooting stars last night,

I wished on them but they were only satellites,

its wrong to wish on Space hardware,

I wish I wish I wish you'd care.

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Look at my breasts, their small and humble.

So you don't confuse them...with mountains

 

:D

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:D Fucking Shakira! Is it worse that you knew that, or that I recognised it?

 

Although I thought she said, "So you don't confuse them...with my bum"

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Look at my breasts, their small and humble.

So you don't confuse them...with mountains

 

:D

135916[/snapback]

 

:D Fucking Shakira! Is it worse that you knew that, or that I recognised it?

 

Although I thought she said, "So you don't confuse them...with my bum"

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:icon_lol:

 

That would make more sense but its mountains which to be fair is a funnier line!

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Geordies at home, not watching The Bill; watching Boro getting fucked by Seville.

 

Anon

 

 

Back to the thread:

 

We are the table, the Captain's table - let's get it understood, let's get it understood.

 

Brian Eno (a track on The Taking of Tiger Mountain by Strategy)

 

 

So cum on feel the noize, girls grab the boys and get wild, wild, wild.

 

Slade (Probably Holder, though I'm not sure. The spelling was something similar and the older members amongst us will possibly remember it more accurately than me)

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Look at my breasts, their small and humble.

So you don't confuse them...with mountains

 

:D

135916[/snapback]

 

:D Fucking Shakira! Is it worse that you knew that, or that I recognised it?

 

Although I thought she said, "So you don't confuse them...with my bum"

135921[/snapback]

 

:icon_lol:

 

That would make more sense but its mountains which to be fair is a funnier line!

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afraid it's one of those things that sticks in an "old" persons head...thought it was the best line ever when it came out... :icon_lol:

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