Guest alex Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 *Stops being nice to lass after getting leg over* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 *shags a bloke* 136632[/snapback] White with 2 sugars please Cath...... and a bacon butty wouldn't go amiss! 136612[/snapback] *Dutifully makes it and presents it to you with a sweet smile * *Then raides your wallet and goes shopping!* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6306 Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 White with 2 sugars please Cath...... and a bacon butty wouldn't go amiss! 136612[/snapback] *Dutifully makes it and presents it to you with a sweet smile * *Then raides your wallet and goes shopping!* 136638[/snapback] Smirks away to myself when you realise that shackles don't let you get to the front door! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mags 1 Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 White with 2 sugars please Cath...... and a bacon butty wouldn't go amiss! 136612[/snapback] *Dutifully makes it and presents it to you with a sweet smile * *Then raides your wallet and goes shopping!* 136638[/snapback] Smirks away to myself when you realise that shackles don't let you get to the front door! 136675[/snapback] Sad state of affairs when you have to shackle her to keep her there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 3603 Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 Strolls into work claiming to have been "Visiting a client" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6306 Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 White with 2 sugars please Cath...... and a bacon butty wouldn't go amiss! 136612[/snapback] *Dutifully makes it and presents it to you with a sweet smile * *Then raides your wallet and goes shopping!* 136638[/snapback] Smirks away to myself when you realise that shackles don't let you get to the front door! 136675[/snapback] Sad state of affairs when you have to shackle her to keep her there. 136677[/snapback] Got to do something to keep them in line...... ...girls wash dishes, girls clean floorsgirls are chained to kitchen doors.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 Why do men always scratch their balls in the morning ( and don't say because they can !!) Do you need to check they haven't nicked off in the night or are you surreptitiously checking to see if anything has "grown" whilst you were akip ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 Why do men always scratch their balls in the morning ( and don't say because they can !!) Do you need to check they haven't nicked off in the night or are you surreptitiously checking to see if anything has "grown" whilst you were akip ??? 136697[/snapback] Well as my morning routine usually involves that part of the body it just makes sense really Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 Why do men always scratch their balls in the morning ( and don't say because they can !!) Do you need to check they haven't nicked off in the night or are you surreptitiously checking to see if anything has "grown" whilst you were akip ??? 136697[/snapback] Is that all blokes or just the ones you've given a dose? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 *picks up spider with bare hands and puts it outside* 136574[/snapback] now that just makes you my hero Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 Why do men always scratch their balls in the morning ( and don't say because they can !!) Do you need to check they haven't nicked off in the night or are you surreptitiously checking to see if anything has "grown" whilst you were akip ??? 136697[/snapback] Because they're sweaty animals and there's all manner of germs breed in their crotches at night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 I bet women give themselves a scratch as well, they're just more discreet at doing it. ie we give less of a shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 *amazingly manages to sit down in time for the movie to start, then miraculously makes it through a film without asking stupid fucking questions* *tells a story without waffling on about asanine details which bear little or no relevance to the point of the tale* *lies to get sex without feeling guilty* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 'Asinine' always reminds me of Blaydon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 world cup places always remind me of Blaydon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 *Turns the heating down* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 *Turns the heating down* 136860[/snapback] whys that then? have you got a temperature because of your truely awful man-cold sweetie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walliver 0 Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 *Turns the heating down* 136860[/snapback] whys that then? have you got a temperature because of your truely awful man-cold sweetie? 136865[/snapback] Man flu's more dangerous than bird flu tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 *Turns the heating down* 136860[/snapback] whys that then? have you got a temperature because of your truely awful man-cold sweetie? 136865[/snapback] If you've got a temperature due to having a cold you normally feel cold though. Wimmin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 *Turns the heating down* 136860[/snapback] whys that then? have you got a temperature because of your truely awful man-cold sweetie? 136865[/snapback] If you've got a temperature due to having a cold you normally feel cold though. Wimmin 136868[/snapback] yes thats very true ....in real cases Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 *Turns the heating down* 136860[/snapback] whys that then? have you got a temperature because of your truely awful man-cold sweetie? 136865[/snapback] If you've got a temperature due to having a cold you normally feel cold though. Wimmin 136868[/snapback] yes thats very true ....in real cases 136875[/snapback] No cold, a woman turned it up although it's already 481 degrees in here and she's got a cardi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 (edited) *Turns the heating down* 136860[/snapback] whys that then? have you got a temperature because of your truely awful man-cold sweetie? 136865[/snapback] If you've got a temperature due to having a cold you normally feel cold though. Wimmin 136868[/snapback] yes thats very true ....in real cases 136875[/snapback] No cold, a woman turned it up although it's already 481 degrees in here and she's got a cardi 136880[/snapback] but its chilly Edited May 16, 2006 by Toonraider Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 It is good to be a woman: 1. We got off the Titanic first. 2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses. 3 Taxis stop for us. 4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. 5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo. 6. We don't have to pass wind to amuse ourselves. 7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know. 8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end. 9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there. 10. We have the ability to dress ourselves. 11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked. 12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot. 13. We will never regret piercing our ears. 14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems. 15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 *Gets washed, dressed and ready to leave in under a week.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 *Turns the heating down* 136860[/snapback] whys that then? have you got a temperature because of your truely awful man-cold sweetie? 136865[/snapback] If you've got a temperature due to having a cold you normally feel cold though. Wimmin 136868[/snapback] yes thats very true ....in real cases 136875[/snapback] No cold, a woman turned it up although it's already 481 degrees in here and she's got a cardi 136880[/snapback] but its chilly 136885[/snapback] That's a god damn tropical rainstorm outside woman. The dank is almost unbearable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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