themags 0 Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 (edited) Thought i'd have a bit of a swim at the gym today, gets in, then realises i'd forgot how to swim. Trys breast stroke, i start sinking "shit i'm drowning, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. hold on the pool is only 3 feet deep" feet on the bottom of the pool Ends up doing some doggy paddle type thing Edited August 11, 2005 by themags Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southern Geordie 1 Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 I'll check next time I go swimming. I've not been swimming for about 3 years! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9103 Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 themags... you weren't actually regressing in age through some bizarre mix up where the Pool Attendant poured "Age reduction formula" into the pool instead of the stuff that makes it go purple if you pee... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themags 0 Posted August 11, 2005 Author Share Posted August 11, 2005 there was no attendant, i could have died! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9103 Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 just be glad that you only forgot how to swim I once forgot how to sit down... that was intense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themags 0 Posted August 11, 2005 Author Share Posted August 11, 2005 jimbo could forget how to masturbate, could change his whole life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9103 Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 jesus, Jimbo without masturbation is like Tony Hawkes without skateboarding... Tiger Woods without Golf...Professor Stephen Hawkins without Prank calls....Ann Widdecombe without BDSM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 waterwings. Can't beat em. But if you wear about 4 pairs on each arm you get told off by the lifeguard. THERE WERE LOADS AND NO-ONE ELSE NEEDED THEM FFS SO WHY SPOIL MY FUN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9103 Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 it's like those polystyrene boards, ... floatation devices... hands up who, as a kid, forced them under water and tried to stand on them... only to later get the board propelled into your chin at great speed, driven only by it's own bouyancy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WubbleUC 0 Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 it's like those polystyrene boards, ... floatation devices... hands up who, as a kid, forced them under water and tried to stand on them... only to later get the board propelled into your chin at great speed, driven only by it's own bouyancy... 10802[/snapback] All the time. Fully expect it to happen tomorrow at the Gym too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kitty-sniper 0 Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 Thought i'd have a bit of a swim at the gym today, gets in, then realises i'd forgot how to swim. Trys breast stroke, i start sinking "shit i'm drowning, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. hold on the pool is only 3 feet deep" feet on the bottom of the pool Ends up doing some doggy paddle type thing 10731[/snapback] jackass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kitty-sniper 0 Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 it's like those polystyrene boards, ... floatation devices... hands up who, as a kid, forced them under water and tried to stand on them... only to later get the board propelled into your chin at great speed, driven only by it's own bouyancy... 10802[/snapback] i currenty reside in a house with a pool and do that all the time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill 0 Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 I never learned how to swim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khay 8 Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 I never learned how to swim. 10907[/snapback] Its just like ridding a bike. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2929 Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 (edited) I never learned how to swim. 10907[/snapback] Its just like ridding a bike. 10910[/snapback] Once you're finished, wait until thay are asleep, sneak out quietly so they don't follow you home. When you see them next time in the street, act like you don't know them, cross the road and get away without missing a stroke. Yeah I can see how that's like swimming Edited August 12, 2005 by sammynb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 133 Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 jesus, Jimbo without masturbation is like Tony Hawkes without skateboarding... Tiger Woods without Golf...Professor Stephen Hawkins without Prank calls....Ann Widdecombe without BDSM 10784[/snapback] *Shudders* Just to add to the debate, I can't swim, not a stroke. I stick to another form of stroking..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9103 Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 (edited) Different Strokes? Edited August 12, 2005 by Geordie Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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