manc-mag 1 Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 On a friday afternoon there a few of us in the office get stuff from a local takeaway. i get chips, rice and curry sauce washed down with a can of dandelion and burdock. fucking heaven Mind you - the entire office reeks as soon as everyone opens their meal 139154[/snapback] 'Half rice half chips' tbh. Spot on with the dandelion and burdock though. ....oh and Cath....battered jumbo sausage???.....you dirty troll! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted May 22, 2006 Author Share Posted May 22, 2006 ....oh and Cath....battered jumbo sausage???.....you dirty troll! 139202[/snapback] Hey man! There are times when all a girl needs is a battered jumbo sausage! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 ....oh and Cath....battered jumbo sausage???.....you dirty troll! 139202[/snapback] Hey man! There are times when all a girl needs is a battered jumbo sausage! 139209[/snapback] I'm more of a chipolata man tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted May 22, 2006 Author Share Posted May 22, 2006 ....oh and Cath....battered jumbo sausage???.....you dirty troll! 139202[/snapback] Hey man! There are times when all a girl needs is a battered jumbo sausage! 139209[/snapback] I'm more of a chipolata man tbh. 139210[/snapback] Aye, I had heard rumours... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khay 8 Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 Who the fuck orders chips at a chinese?Actually what chinese offers chips? Peking Duck, a good sang choy bow, yum cha if it's lunchtime but chips! WTF? 139188[/snapback] All Chinese takeaways sell chips! In fact, most of them sell burgers, kebabs and pizza an'all 139191[/snapback] They do it up in scotland as well, I generally find they are a lot better than most of the chip shops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 It's wrong for a chippy to sell kebabs and pizzas and theres no discussion to be had on that matter,frankly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 133 Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 Does anyone take any consideration as to what is in those chipshop sausages ??? its probably lips, ears, udders and arsehole meat that ends up in those fuckers. No thanks ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 Does anyone take any consideration as to what is in those chipshop sausages ??? its probably lips, ears, udders and arsehole meat that ends up in those fuckers. No thanks ! 139224[/snapback] Do pigs have udders tbh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 133 Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 Does anyone take any consideration as to what is in those chipshop sausages ??? its probably lips, ears, udders and arsehole meat that ends up in those fuckers. No thanks ! 139224[/snapback] Do pigs have udders tbh? 139230[/snapback] ok "Teats", does that make it better ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 Does anyone take any consideration as to what is in those chipshop sausages ??? its probably lips, ears, udders and arsehole meat that ends up in those fuckers. No thanks ! 139224[/snapback] Do pigs have udders tbh? 139230[/snapback] ok "Teats", does that make it better ? 139232[/snapback] Theres more meat in an udder than a teat but I imagine it's all the same to Cath tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 Do pigs have udders tbh? 139230[/snapback] Of course they do, there's those pigs and dem udder pigs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 A friend of mine did some volunteer work at a drop-in centre for drug addicts. One of the regulars worked in a factory where they make kebab meat. He was perfectly happy to inject whatever some random dealer passed of as heroin into his veins, but he wouldn't eat kebabs. What does that tell you about kebab meat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 Do pigs have udders tbh? 139230[/snapback] Of course they do, there's those pigs and dem udder pigs. 139244[/snapback] Truly offal. Just like Cath's dinner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted May 22, 2006 Author Share Posted May 22, 2006 Do pigs have udders tbh? 139230[/snapback] Of course they do, there's those pigs and dem udder pigs. 139244[/snapback] Truly offal. Just like Cath's dinner. 139251[/snapback] Oi man! Stop dissing the dinner! I was at work, bloody starving and hadn't had a proper meal since last Sunday! I ate kangaroo in Oz. It was okay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 A friend of mine did some volunteer work at a drop-in centre for drug addicts. One of the regulars worked in a factory where they make kebab meat. He was perfectly happy to inject whatever some random dealer passed of as heroin into his veins, but he wouldn't eat kebabs. What does that tell you about kebab meat? 139248[/snapback] It's not as good as methadone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 My sadly departed Auntie Rita used to love a Chinese - chips, rice and gravy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14051 Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 Chip shops were a serious motivating factor behind my return to the UK. FACTALICIOUS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted May 22, 2006 Author Share Posted May 22, 2006 Does anyone take any consideration as to what is in those chipshop sausages ??? its probably lips, ears, udders and arsehole meat that ends up in those fuckers. No thanks ! 139224[/snapback] Listen, I lurve black pudding. You can't get much worse than that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 I like a chinese like, but they do a smashing range of Omelettes at my local which I more than often end up getting when the old beer hunger kicks in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 I like a chinese like, but they do a smashing range of Omelettes at my local which I more than often end up getting when the old beer hunger kicks in. 139271[/snapback] I always wondered what sort of person orders stuff like that from a Chinese. Now I know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 Omelettes from a Chinese?!?! I'd rather wash a tramps dick tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 Kiss my chuddies. I like Chinese, it's just every so often when you've had a few you want a bit of stodge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 Do pigs have udders tbh? 139230[/snapback] Of course they do, there's those pigs and dem udder pigs. 139244[/snapback] Truly offal. Just like Cath's dinner. 139251[/snapback] Oi man! Stop dissing the dinner! I was at work, bloody starving and hadn't had a proper meal since last Sunday! I ate kangaroo in Oz. It was okay 139253[/snapback] What, and chips, jumbo sausage and curry sauce is a 'proper meal' is it? What would your mother say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 Kiss my chuddies. I like Chinese, it's just every so often when you've had a few you want a bit of stodge. 139284[/snapback] I've finally worked out which part of the council you work for - the Department for Revival of Extinct Playground Obscenities. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 I'm about to rustle myself up some tuna fish cakes if anyone's interested. Not sure what to do with them...perhaps a fried egg... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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