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You can stick them up your arse for nothing, and fuck off while you're doing it.

 

:rolleyes:

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Went well then? :lol:

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You can stick them up your arse for nothing, and fuck off while you're doing it.

 

:rolleyes:

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Went well then? :lol:

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If by well you mean I knew long before I was escorted from the building they were not going to be providing my future beer vouchers. then yes it went extremely well.

 

Oh well looks like I'll be watching every world cup match possible.......always look at the bright side etc etc.

 

cnuts.

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You can stick them up your arse for nothing, and fuck off while you're doing it.

 

:rolleyes:

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Any other quotes from Withnail & I used during the interview ?

 

:lol:

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Just back from one now the thing lasted 2 days, absoultely knacked now. Find out in the next 24 hours if i've been successful. If i've not i've got 2 more lined up and get the whole fun process over again...

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Just back from one now the thing lasted 2 days, absoultely knacked now. Find out in the next 24 hours if i've been successful. If i've not i've got 2 more lined up and get the whole fun process over again...

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Got my fingers crossed for you Rikko, not that its needed like, especially if your CV states that you are our very own Tower Blaster champion! :lol:

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You can stick them up your arse for nothing, and fuck off while you're doing it.

 

:rolleyes:

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Any other quotes from Withnail & I used during the interview ?

 

:lol:

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I tried to get 'are you the farmer?' into the conversation but failed.

 

Maybe calling the interviewer a perfumed ponce was a mistake....

 

:rolleyes:

 

and ty Toplass, every interview is one step closer to a life of slavery, erm, I mean dream job. :lol:

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Didn't get that job, the bastids. Gutted aswell as the pay on it was awesome although on the plus side i might not have to give up the season ticket now. Got 2 more interviews lined up anyway hopefully better luck with them.

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Didn't get that job, the bastids. Gutted aswell as the pay on it was awesome although on the plus side i might not have to give up the season ticket now. Got 2 more interviews lined up anyway hopefully better luck with them.

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Sorry to hear that, good luck for the other interviews though.

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Didn't get that job, the bastids. Gutted aswell as the pay on it was awesome although on the plus side i might not have to give up the season ticket now. Got 2 more interviews lined up anyway hopefully better luck with them.

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Shame, you could have got the drinks in :lol:

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I like them me. I've always done well in them and seem to come across like a well rounded individual!

 

Just applied for a promotion at work, if I get through the sift my legendary interview skills will be at there best. Hope it's a lass, they seem much more willing to accept my bullshit examples of brilliance! Plus I can charm their knickers off, always a winner.

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I like them two, last two ones i got the jobs like 15mins into the interview. In the second one i only went in to get an application form and left with thejob :lol:

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I used to love them. Never failed, even when I turned up at the wrong one.

 

Had one a while back that was scary though. Ideas above my station. It was worse than The Apprentice. Put me off applying for anything ever again.

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The only one I've ever really wanted that I didn't get was for a job at Sage. Other than that I've been pretty lucky with them. When I got this job it was the first one that the recruiter presented to me, and I got the job so that was nice and easy.

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I've only struggled on one, and that was because the lass interviewing me was shit scared. The job was actually one that a friend of mine was leaving, she'd warned me that the woman was timid as fuck and a bit scared of men. A woman got the job like, but I reckon she got it on merit. Anyway, it would have meant I would have been an Engineering Librarian which looking back was probably a lucky escape.

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Many thanks for all your 'I'm brilliant at interviews' responses. :lol:

 

Have decided to retrain into a guaranteed job, fuck it.

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You sound like dole-scum material to me tbh, get yourself a council house, take a wife, have a 5-a-side team of kids and get paid handsomely in benefits. Jobs a good un'.

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Many thanks for all your 'I'm brilliant at interviews' responses. :rolleyes:

 

Have decided to retrain into a guaranteed job, fuck it.

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You sound like dole-scum material to me tbh, get yourself a council house, take a wife, have a 5-a-side team of kids and get paid handsomely in benefits. Jobs a good un'.

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:lol:

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