geordieshandy 0 Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 Like the competitive dad sketch from the Fast Show Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 Sports Day was mint, mainly because I was fucking class at athletics 162439[/snapback] Football team didn't do so well though eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 Sports Day was mint, mainly because I was fucking class at athletics 162439[/snapback] Football team didn't do so well though eh? 162455[/snapback] Fuck you shortarse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44090 Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 Sports Day was mint, mainly because I was fucking class at athletics 162439[/snapback] Unfair aerodynamic advantage tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 Sports Day was mint, mainly because I was fucking class at athletics 162439[/snapback] Unfair aerodynamic advantage tbh. 162472[/snapback] You wouldn't have that problem like, loads of drag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44090 Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 Sports Day was mint, mainly because I was fucking class at athletics 162439[/snapback] Unfair aerodynamic advantage tbh. 162472[/snapback] You wouldn't have that problem like, loads of drag 162478[/snapback] I was class at school man - athletics, swimming and cross country. It's only since then that things have gone downhill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 I was fucking mint at cricket like, use to piss off the alleged athletes as I sent their piss poor deliveries sailing towards the Coast Road. 'Run for that you lanky streaks of piss.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 I was fucking mint at cricket like, use to piss off the alleged athletes as I sent their piss poor deliveries sailing towards the Coast Road. 'Run for that you lanky streaks of piss.' 162482[/snapback] I had County trials, didn't happen like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 I was fucking mint at cricket like, use to piss off the alleged athletes as I sent their piss poor deliveries sailing towards the Coast Road. 'Run for that you lanky streaks of piss.' 162482[/snapback] A fellow batsman eh? I used to open for the school. My problem was I hated fielding, how boring is it man? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 I was fucking mint at cricket like, use to piss off the alleged athletes as I sent their piss poor deliveries sailing towards the Coast Road. 'Run for that you lanky streaks of piss.' 162482[/snapback] A fellow batsman eh? I used to open for the school. My problem was I hated fielding, how boring is it man? 162494[/snapback] I didn't mind fielding, mainly because I could catch pretty well. The only problem I had with my game was throwing at pace. I could get distance, but no real pace. Like a girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 I was fucking mint at cricket like, use to piss off the alleged athletes as I sent their piss poor deliveries sailing towards the Coast Road. 'Run for that you lanky streaks of piss.' 162482[/snapback] A fellow batsman eh? I used to open for the school. My problem was I hated fielding, how boring is it man? 162494[/snapback] Proper shite isn't it, although at times i was either a bowler, wicket keeper or fielded in the slips Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 I loved cricket (and still do) but we hardly ever played it at my school. The teachers were obsessed with rugby, and with me being a fairly small child I fucking hated it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10659 Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 always hated cricket football, basketball and tennis were my sports. I was shit at tennis, but fancied the pants off the girl that was really good at it "Claire Snowball" and yes that was her real name and not anything to do with some bizarre sexual practise that I'm sure it's leant it's name to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 always hated cricket football, basketball and tennis were my sports. I was shit at tennis, but fancied the pants off the girl that was really good at it "Claire Snowball" and yes that was her real name and not anything to do with some bizarre sexual practise that I'm sure it's leant it's name to. 162614[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 Intelligent kids aren't allowed to feel shit at anything. Stupid kids aren't allowed to excel at anything. Them's the rules laid down by teachers who, let's face it, couldn't get a better job in the competitive world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10659 Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 Intelligent kids aren't allowed to feel shit at anything. Stupid kids aren't allowed to excel at anything. Them's the rules laid down by teachers who, let's face it, couldn't get a better job in the competitive world. 162664[/snapback] "If you can't do it, Teach" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 "Those who can, do; those who can't, teach." Mong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 i'm sure i read somewhere that teachers now have to say a kid has 'defered success' rather than say 'your a div'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15342 Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 "We are gathered here today to remember the life of Fred Bloggs, a man who deferred success until past his dying day." I like it. Accounting-speak meets real life for once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 Intelligent kids aren't allowed to feel shit at anything. Stupid kids aren't allowed to excel at anything. Them's the rules laid down by teachers who, let's face it, couldn't get a better job in the competitive world. 162664[/snapback] Having just completed my third year at university, my non-medical friends are now faced with the prospect of deciding what they want to do with their lives. A fair few of them want to be teachers, which privately I suspect this to be due to them not really having any other ideas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 Intelligent kids aren't allowed to feel shit at anything. Stupid kids aren't allowed to excel at anything. Them's the rules laid down by teachers who, let's face it, couldn't get a better job in the competitive world. 162664[/snapback] Having just completed my third year at university, my non-medical friends are now faced with the prospect of deciding what they want to do with their lives. A fair few of them want to be teachers, which privately I suspect this to be due to them not really having any other ideas. 162705[/snapback] It was always my safety net if I failed to get a proper job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15342 Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 Intelligent kids aren't allowed to feel shit at anything. Stupid kids aren't allowed to excel at anything. Them's the rules laid down by teachers who, let's face it, couldn't get a better job in the competitive world. 162664[/snapback] Having just completed my third year at university, my non-medical friends are now faced with the prospect of deciding what they want to do with their lives. A fair few of them want to be teachers, which privately I suspect this to be due to them not really having any other ideas. 162705[/snapback] It was always my safety net if I failed to get a proper job. 162707[/snapback] Me too. And, frankly, my constant motivation for doing so. I mean, can you imagine? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 Intelligent kids aren't allowed to feel shit at anything. Stupid kids aren't allowed to excel at anything. Them's the rules laid down by teachers who, let's face it, couldn't get a better job in the competitive world. 162664[/snapback] Having just completed my third year at university, my non-medical friends are now faced with the prospect of deciding what they want to do with their lives. A fair few of them want to be teachers, which privately I suspect this to be due to them not really having any other ideas. 162705[/snapback] It was always my safety net if I failed to get a proper job. 162707[/snapback] Me too. And, frankly, my constant motivation for doing so. I mean, can you imagine? 162712[/snapback] Not after some of the shit my teachers recieved. Not from me though, I was an angel. Classroom discipline is apparently at an all time low as well. A few of my friends want to teach sixth form only, which IMO is akin to wanting a career as a football player but only being prepared to play in the Premiership. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanTheMan 0 Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 If I became a teacher, I'd also only want to teach sixth formers. More pay than most uni lecturers, and the students are generally more motivated and disciplined than secondary school kids. Result! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 I'd want to teach abroad. This country? No chance! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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