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Well come 3 bells today I'm on leave for 4 weeks.

 

Only real downside being my contribution to the board will nose-dive like a plane carrying first-time fear of flying skydiving pupils!

 

Seeing as my only regular internet access is at work I'll not be able to get on apart from the occasional trip down the library but that's only gonna be possible after I've painted the whole house! I fucking hate painting me! :blush:

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Wacky wasn't kidding when he said you were under the thumb, was he? 4 weeks of your holidays used up to paint the house!? :lol:

 

Enjoy the time off though. I would kill for a month off work. :blush:

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Wacky wasn't kidding when he said you were under the thumb, was he?  4 weeks of your holidays used up to paint the house!? :lol:

 

Enjoy the time off though.  I would kill for a month off work. :blush:

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Realistically it should only take a week tops to do the painting. Any longer than that and I'd rather come back to work tbh!

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It's 2006 man. Get yourself a PC at home.

 

What do you do for porn btw?

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Clearly reminisces about past experiences or dips into his wank bank.

 

And 1 week of painting will drive you mad. Tedious work!

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Wacky wasn't kidding when he said you were under the thumb, was he?  4 weeks of your holidays used up to paint the house!? :lol:

 

Enjoy the time off though.  I would kill for a month off work. :blush:

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I've managed to wangle it twice (6 weeks once with a retainer) by arranging delayed contract start/renewal times.

 

T'is great when it happens, not managed for years now though :lol:

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It's 2006 man. Get yourself a PC at home.

 

What do you do for porn btw?

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Babestation, Playboy's free channel, Wacky's copies of blue movies (his lass getting fisted by a big black bloke called Leroy btw - quality!)

 

When we had the pc I got sussed one night as I was logged onto BigSausagePizza.com and had e-bay open as cover. So wor lass walks in and asks what I'm doing so I say just looking on e-bay pet. So she sticks around to see what I'm looking at and then says I want to look at something I was thinking of buying you so you'll have to leave the room. I leave under protest and tell her when she's finished to leave the pc on cos I haven't finished. So instead she shuts it down after she's done obviously coming across the other window I had open containing glorious porn! Sussed completely.

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It's 2006 man. Get yourself a PC at home.

 

What do you do for porn btw?

170258[/snapback]

 

Babestation, Playboy's free channel, Wacky's copies of blue movies (his lass getting fisted by a big black bloke called Leroy btw - quality!)

 

When we had the pc I got sussed one night as I was logged onto BigSausagePizza.com and had e-bay open as cover. So wor lass walks in and asks what I'm doing so I say just looking on e-bay pet. So she sticks around to see what I'm looking at and then says I want to look at something I was thinking of buying you so you'll have to leave the room. I leave under protest and tell her when she's finished to leave the pc on cos I haven't finished. So instead she shuts it down after she's done obviously coming across the other window I had open containing glorious porn! Sussed completely.

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Surely it's more risky playing Whacky's Rocco collection on the DVD downstairs than on a PC upstairs though? Mind, not that you'll be getting any more of those if you've fallen out....

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It's 2006 man. Get yourself a PC at home.

 

What do you do for porn btw?

170258[/snapback]

 

Babestation, Playboy's free channel, Wacky's copies of blue movies (his lass getting fisted by a big black bloke called Leroy btw - quality!)

 

When we had the pc I got sussed one night as I was logged onto BigSausagePizza.com and had e-bay open as cover. So wor lass walks in and asks what I'm doing so I say just looking on e-bay pet. So she sticks around to see what I'm looking at and then says I want to look at something I was thinking of buying you so you'll have to leave the room. I leave under protest and tell her when she's finished to leave the pc on cos I haven't finished. So instead she shuts it down after she's done obviously coming across the other window I had open containing glorious porn! Sussed completely.

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Surely it's more risky playing Whacky's Rocco collection on the DVD downstairs than on a PC upstairs though? Mind, not that you'll be getting any more of those if you've fallen out....

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I wait til she's gone to bed or is in the bath. Then I have to hot foot it quietly, stomach covered in love muck, to the kitchen for kitchen roll to perform a clean up operation.

 

What's your post cum clean up routine?

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What's your post cum clean up routine?

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As there's a chance Mrs Renton could read this I'll take the fifth if that's OK!

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What's your post cum clean up routine?

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As there's a chance Mrs Renton could read this I'll take the fifth if that's OK!

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BIG TIME BOTTLER!

 

Anyone else gonna spill the beans on how they spill their beans, could have a golden thread on our spunk-ridden hands here man!

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What's your post cum clean up routine?

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Always carry a slice of kitchen roll in your pocket. Works for me.

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Do you buy your kitchen roll in pie format?

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Nah, but it needs to be chunky for the amount of man goo I produce. :blush:

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I reckon Meenzer does what he used to do at school when he pick his nose! Down in one eh Meenzer! ;)  <_<  :lol:  :lol:

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:blush: In the shirt pocket and save it for later tbh.

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I reckon Meenzer does what he used to do at school when he pick his nose! Down in one eh Meenzer! ;)  <_<  :lol:  :lol:

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:blush: In the shirt pocket and save it for later tbh.

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And it's not just your own muck you're talking about!

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Can't believe this thread hasn't turned into a golden wank fest of peoples masturbating routines yet.

 

Give it time........

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.....for Jimbo to turn up.

 

He'll wax lyrical for hours on his technique.

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