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1. Just came in from the lovely sunny day

2. My mate fell off his bike and busted his lip and cut his chin, he was pouring with blood

3. Big Brother on shortly :)

4. On msn

5. On myspace

 

 

you never out on the lash? or are you not old enough yet? :lol:

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1) Ive been a right lazy arse and have only just got up.

 

2) Gona dry my hair, pop along the bookies, then off to Tesco.

 

3) I hope its a nice night tonight.

 

4) One of the lasses birthdays today :lol:

 

5) Gona pop over my mates with bread n milk etc. as he is back from his hols today, he will be hoping ive left him a pan of chilli but I got too much to do.

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1. Just came in from the lovely sunny day

2. My mate fell off his bike and busted his lip and cut his chin, he was pouring with blood

3. Big Brother on shortly :)

4. On msn

5. On myspace

 

 

you never out on the lash? or are you not old enough yet? :lol:

 

Not old enough yet. Only 17 :)

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1. Lovely day outside

2. Going out tonight to my cousins girlfriends 21st birthday

3. Need to get my passport sent off still

4. On the Xbox

5. Really tired as I was still wide awake at 5:00am

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1. Didn't go to the gym today, going tomorrow instead.

2. BBQ round the lass' tonight and I don't particularly want to go as it's just her and the rents.

3. Have a sore neck.

4. Revising the moral argument today.

5. ...after I've had the bath I'm running.

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1 afternoon plans of the beergarden variety oot the winda :)

2. amcovering a shift 3 til 8, ( altho if there are no customers at least I can still sit outside :lol: )

3. having an egg and bacon sarnie for me dinner :)

4. might have a drink before I start work :)

5. wish I had a barbecue :)

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1 afternoon plans of the beergarden variety oot the winda :)

2. amcovering a shift 3 til 8, ( altho if there are no customers at least I can still sit outside :lol: )

3. having an egg and bacon sarnie for me dinner :)

4. might have a drink before I start work :)

5. wish I had a barbecue :)

 

Still time for you to get down to Woosehill for ours. :)

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1. Lovely day outside

2. Going out tonight to my cousins girlfriends 21st birthday

3. Need to get my passport sent off still

4. On the Xbox

5. Really tired as I was still wide awake at 5:00am

 

 

not down the local park then you radgie?

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1) cant be arsed to get ready

2) cant be arsed to go out

3) cant be arsed to fafon with me hair

4) cant be arsed with town it will be full of southern tossers

5) I now have to go and get ready, fafon with me hair, iron me jeans, and go out, and im not in the mood.

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1. The house that backs onto ours is playing loud dance music again

2. I'm tired - went to the Leeds University Summer Ball last night

3. Just got back from the cop shop as I lost my phone, keys, wallet and sunglasses last night.

4. Fucking awesome night though

5. I'm hungry, will cook in a minute.

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1. Came home early from the party was boring as hell.

2. Just watched TV

3. On MSN

4. On myspace

5. Got nowt planned for tomorrow

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1.had a really easy shift, played on the quiz machine and watched the telly :lol:

2. been drinking Negroni's since 9 :)

3. just had my tea :)

4. neebody on here to play with :)

5. might go to bed :)

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1.had a really easy shift, played on the quiz machine and watched the telly :)

2. been drinking Negroni's since 9 :)

3. just had my tea :)

4. neebody on here to play with :)

5. might go to bed :)

 

Magma?

 

:lol: don't get me started on the grooming scenario :)

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1.had a really easy shift, played on the quiz machine and watched the telly :)

2. been drinking Negroni's since 9 :)

3. just had my tea :)

4. neebody on here to play with :)

5. might go to bed :)

 

Magma?

 

:lol: don't get me started on the grooming scenario :)

 

Thought he would have been ideal for you :)

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1.had a really easy shift, played on the quiz machine and watched the telly :)

2. been drinking Negroni's since 9 :)

3. just had my tea :)

4. neebody on here to play with :)

5. might go to bed :)

 

Magma?

 

:lol: don't get me started on the grooming scenario :)

 

Thought he would have been ideal for you :)

 

 

oooh...mark...over ....stepped....rearrange to suit :)

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1.had a really easy shift, played on the quiz machine and watched the telly :)

2. been drinking Negroni's since 9 :)

3. just had my tea :)

4. neebody on here to play with :)

5. might go to bed :)

 

Magma?

 

:lol: don't get me started on the grooming scenario :)

 

Thought he would have been ideal for you :)

 

 

oooh...mark...over ....stepped....rearrange to suit :)

 

Same age as Brock to be fair :)

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1.had a really easy shift, played on the quiz machine and watched the telly :)

2. been drinking Negroni's since 9 :)

3. just had my tea :)

4. neebody on here to play with :)

5. might go to bed :)

 

Magma?

 

:lol: don't get me started on the grooming scenario :)

 

Thought he would have been ideal for you :)

 

 

oooh...mark...over ....stepped....rearrange to suit :)

 

Same age as Brock to be fair :)

brocles is 18...Magma has just turned 17 by a fannys hair :)

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1.had a really easy shift, played on the quiz machine and watched the telly :)

2. been drinking Negroni's since 9 :)

3. just had my tea :)

4. neebody on here to play with :)

5. might go to bed :)

 

Magma?

 

:lol: don't get me started on the grooming scenario :)

 

Thought he would have been ideal for you :)

 

 

oooh...mark...over ....stepped....rearrange to suit :)

 

Same age as Brock to be fair :)

brocles is 18...Magma has just turned 17 by a fannys hair :)

 

But he was 17...

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1.had a really easy shift, played on the quiz machine and watched the telly :)

2. been drinking Negroni's since 9 :)

3. just had my tea :)

4. neebody on here to play with :)

5. might go to bed :)

 

Magma?

 

:lol: don't get me started on the grooming scenario :)

 

Thought he would have been ideal for you :)

 

 

oooh...mark...over ....stepped....rearrange to suit :)

 

Same age as Brock to be fair :)

brocles is 18...Magma has just turned 17 by a fannys hair :)

 

But he was 17...

in my defence he looked older and lived further away...I am sure my stepson went to school with magma :lol:

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1.had a really easy shift, played on the quiz machine and watched the telly :)

2. been drinking Negroni's since 9 :)

3. just had my tea :)

4. neebody on here to play with :)

5. might go to bed :)

 

Magma?

 

:lol: don't get me started on the grooming scenario :)

 

Thought he would have been ideal for you :)

 

 

oooh...mark...over ....stepped....rearrange to suit :)

 

Same age as Brock to be fair :)

brocles is 18...Magma has just turned 17 by a fannys hair :)

 

But he was 17...

in my defence he looked older and lived further away...I am sure my stepson went to school with magma :lol:

 

what's your stepson called?

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1.had a really easy shift, played on the quiz machine and watched the telly :)

2. been drinking Negroni's since 9 :)

3. just had my tea :)

4. neebody on here to play with :)

5. might go to bed :lol:

 

Magma?

 

:lol: don't get me started on the grooming scenario :)

 

Thought he would have been ideal for you :)

 

 

oooh...mark...over ....stepped....rearrange to suit :)

 

Same age as Brock to be fair :)

brocles is 18...Magma has just turned 17 by a fannys hair :)

 

But he was 17...

in my defence he looked older and lived further away...I am sure my stepson went to school with magma :lol:

 

what's your stepson called?

not tellinmg you on here :)

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1. Just got in from doing a gig in Barnsley

2. It went very well.

3. We got offered 1300 quid for another gig - 1 grand up on our asking price

4. Knackered

5. Off to sleep in the land of contentedness - is that a word?

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1) 1st taxi guy said he would take us home fot a tenner, as he had seen us waiting outside the pub for 10 mins

2) 2nd taxi guy (who we had booked and was late) said that if we got in the other guys cab he would charge us £5 for his call out, when he said that I wanted to twat the twat, fucking gob shite

3) Lasses wanted to get in his cab anyways as he was a bit of a stud, I was mad by now told them we owed his firm no loyalty and shoudl go with the cheaper guy who was canny, they wouldnt fucking tarts

4) I told 2nd taxi guy he would need to turn me upside down and shake the money out o me, or take me to court his choice.

5) Taxi 2 told me I was a goby shite, and if im this gobby sober I should go on the apprentice, I told him he was a dick head and needed to keep his opinions ov me to himself.

 

I knew tonight was gona be a bag o shite and that was just what it was.

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