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1. Just been told my brother shagged the bird on BB from Wakey

2. Sick of student wankers in Headingley

3. Gonna have a nice Sushi & Noodles for lunch

4. To warm in the office

5. Loads of work to do

Who is that then?

 

Dunno, didnt watch it, but she is called Chanelle.

She has just been on Yorkshire TV. Jesus, what a mong.

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1) I was half way home from work and decided to call to a mates for a cupa, she had just found out her Dad had died when I got there.

 

2) I find that when someone you know dies, everything else going on in ya life just disappears into insignificance.

 

3) I'd love a drink, but I cant drink on a school night.

 

4) I'm wondering how Id spell "insignificance" if it wasn't a school night, and i'd had a shandy or two.

 

5) I feel like a spare part.

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1) I was half way home from work and decided to call to a mates for a cupa, she had just found out her Dad had died when I got there.

 

2) I find that when someone you know dies, everything else going on in ya life just disappears into insignificance.

 

3) I'd love a drink, but I cant drink on a school night.

4) I'm wondering how Id spell "insignificance" if it wasn't a school night, and i'd had a shandy or two.

 

5) I feel like a spare part.

 

 

you come across avout 40 tbh ;)

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1) I was half way home from work and decided to call to a mates for a cupa, she had just found out her Dad had died when I got there.

 

2) I find that when someone you know dies, everything else going on in ya life just disappears into insignificance.

 

3) I'd love a drink, but I cant drink on a school night.

4) I'm wondering how Id spell "insignificance" if it wasn't a school night, and i'd had a shandy or two.

 

5) I feel like a spare part.

 

 

you come across avout 40 tbh ;)

 

maybe she has kids...? :secret:

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1) I was half way home from work and decided to call to a mates for a cupa, she had just found out her Dad had died when I got there.

 

2) I find that when someone you know dies, everything else going on in ya life just disappears into insignificance.

 

3) I'd love a drink, but I cant drink on a school night.

4) I'm wondering how Id spell "insignificance" if it wasn't a school night, and i'd had a shandy or two.

 

5) I feel like a spare part.

 

 

you come across avout 40 tbh :secret:

 

maybe she has kids...? :blush:

 

;) ......

 

<_< ........

 

 

 

:rolleyes:

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1) canny mashed, strongbow all the way the night(classy)

2) listening to T-keiths tunes

3) want to see wor lass

4) loving sam allardyce's decisions at the minute,

5) going to have a big one tomorrow(not of the cock variety), as it's my best mates birthday.

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1) I have cold feet but can't be arsed to get outta bed and put socks on

2) I'm Starving but can't be arsed to get outta bed and eat

3)I've just bit my nail, luckily it wasn't my poking finger

4)Regret putting the noisy washing machine on late at night

5)Missing Pud ;)

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1) I have cold feet but can't be arsed to get outta bed and put socks on

2) I'm Starving but can't be arsed to get outta bed and eat

3)I've just bit my nail, luckily it wasn't my poking finger

4)Regret putting the noisy washing machine on late at night

5)Missing Pud :secret:

 

 

that's because you're pretending to be "ellie" ;)

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1) I have cold feet but can't be arsed to get outta bed and put socks on

2) I'm Starving but can't be arsed to get outta bed and eat

3)I've just bit my nail, luckily it wasn't my poking finger

4)Regret putting the noisy washing machine on late at night

5)Missing Pud :blush:

 

 

that's because you're pretending to be "ellie" ;)

 

Shit!

 

That the same one? :secret:<_<

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1) I have cold feet but can't be arsed to get outta bed and put socks on

2) I'm Starving but can't be arsed to get outta bed and eat

3)I've just bit my nail, luckily it wasn't my poking finger

4)Regret putting the noisy washing machine on late at night

5)Missing Pud :blush:

 

 

that's because you're pretending to be "ellie" ;)

 

Shit!

 

That the same one? :secret:<_<

 

Hahaha (looks down vest to inspect tits are still there) yes it is Ellie not Pud, he's akip, probably in his lovely short, squeeky hospital bed surrounded by sleep talking, false teeth weilding loons.

 

Not much difference there then to most of our nights in lol

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1) I have cold feet but can't be arsed to get outta bed and put socks on

2) I'm Starving but can't be arsed to get outta bed and eat

3)I've just bit my nail, luckily it wasn't my poking finger

4)Regret putting the noisy washing machine on late at night

5)Missing Pud <_<

 

 

that's because you're pretending to be "ellie" ;)

 

Shit!

 

That the same one? :blush::rolleyes:

 

Hahaha (looks down vest to inspect tits are still there) yes it is Ellie not Pud, he's akip, probably in his lovely short, squeeky hospital bed surrounded by sleep talking, false teeth weilding loons.

 

Not much difference there then to most of our nights in lol

 

obviously given it a go :secret:

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1) I have cold feet but can't be arsed to get outta bed and put socks on

2) I'm Starving but can't be arsed to get outta bed and eat

3)I've just bit my nail, luckily it wasn't my poking finger

4)Regret putting the noisy washing machine on late at night

5)Missing Pud :nufc:

 

 

that's because you're pretending to be "ellie" ;)

 

Shit!

 

That the same one? <_<;)

 

Hahaha (looks down vest to inspect tits are still there) yes it is Ellie not Pud, he's akip, probably in his lovely short, squeeky hospital bed surrounded by sleep talking, false teeth weilding loons.

 

Not much difference there then to most of our nights in lol

 

obviously given it a go :secret:

 

 

 

:rolleyes:

 

 

eeeyyyyyy :blush:

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1) I have cold feet but can't be arsed to get outta bed and put socks on

2) I'm Starving but can't be arsed to get outta bed and eat

3)I've just bit my nail, luckily it wasn't my poking finger

4)Regret putting the noisy washing machine on late at night

5)Missing Pud :nufc:

 

 

that's because you're pretending to be "ellie" ;)

 

Shit!

 

That the same one? <_<;)

 

Hahaha (looks down vest to inspect tits are still there) yes it is Ellie not Pud, he's akip, probably in his lovely short, squeeky hospital bed surrounded by sleep talking, false teeth weilding loons.

 

Not much difference there then to most of our nights in lol

 

obviously given it a go :secret:

 

 

 

:rolleyes:

 

 

eeeyyyyyy :blush:

 

each to their own

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;)

 

Pudds gonna knack you :secret:

 

her, not me of course :blush:

 

 

Ahaha your confusing even me now, and that doesn't take much.

 

And luckily for you, Pud's more knackered than able to knack at the min lol bless him

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