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Get a fucking jog on, Sven.

Trips for Botman

Better Barnes

No defender ever tracks Burn's overlap cos they know no cunt is entertaining it.

Tino crossing on his right and in other news a pig just flew clean past the patio doors.

Better

I'm expecting Botman to go off for Trips.

FYP

Trippier coming on?

A bit better there, something to bring the crowd into it.

Final pass is terrible. We haven't even progressed to our recent favourite: terrible finishing.

Long balls to Isak aren't the answer man.

Doesn't seem to be any coherence or plan in attack at all. All a bit hit and hope

Just over by the last Samurai.

I blame the wonky stripes.

Willock has been shit this whole season.

Wonder if the crowd could group together to throw Pickford off his game by lightly applauding him when he touches the ball instead of the panto shit. He’ll not know what’s happening.

You've got a foul throw fetish.

Foul throws not given anymore?

Pope's our best player so far, crowd need to buck up as well.

Alcaraz looks like a good player for them like. Only on loan as well.

Man United 12 shots on goal to Villa's 1. They're at least trying to do their bit for once.

Get Trippier on. I think we need his influence on the field.

We're desperate to blow this.

We are completely asleep. This is terrible. They look likely with every attack. We look clueless. Has Willock touched the ball yet?