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Twelve Trooper cycles. (Thats like a Star Wars parsec )

Happy birthday, dick head!

Imagine paying attention to anything Michael Martin says. The bloke is a bell end of the highest order.

There is a lad called trooper Who posts around this way, 'When will the bedsheets come out?' Is what he likes to say, He says it a quite a bit One day it might come true But he's not as glum as Noelie Who's pissed off through and through.

Ritchie as a No 10, has vision and an eye for goal and isn't a flower, like Perez

Forgive zerosum, he’s only a human bean.

#cans

I'd probably take to drink, chin Ashley & forget about the whole thing.

Regista, re-enter, fish's posts, selecta. Proper Bo!

That was the gag. It was a former CT classic, almost as amusing as Pesky Blinders

I was going to type a reply but then it dawned on me that I just can't be arsed with these useless wankers.

Those performance enhancers he chucks down their necks work well, mind.

Could try a traquestra in the middle field false attacking position or go for the cinquenta role of five in the back line come middle wide area.

Cheers benders. Still sexy and killing it at 42. Unbelievable.

Stick with me, lads. You’ll not go far wrong

Happy birthday Queue Pest.

Aye but he's a mackem.

I'm not sure that people are blaming Diame as much as we're blaming Rafa for starting him. He's been woeful all season. We saw Shelvey, Mitro and Aarons all come on and make an impact against WBA but were overlooked for the following match yet Diame get a starting spot despite having done nothing to support the suggestion that he's a professional footballer. And perhaps my memory is failing me as I approach middle age but I don't recall Rob Elliot being that bad before being dropped. Certainly not as bad as Darlow has been in the last two games. Yes, a new keeper would be great but Elliot has to be a better option than Darlow.

"Excellent story." In case anyone's wondering, it was about child molestation.

I'll remember that next time I'm getting shit for us being rubbish while they're 4th, cheers fish