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I wouldn't say I'm apathetic but I find it hard to get wound up when we get beat off a team with arguably the best forward line at the league at a ground we've won once at in the last 30 years. We didn't invest properly in summer or in January when we needed to desperately. As a 'business' we don't deserve to be in the top flight but the work of the manager has us punching above our weight. We simply don't have the quality to compete because we wont invest in it. Every now and then we can pull off a result but I'm not sure it's going to be enough. We're lucky there's a lot of shit in this league or this would have been decided a while back. Actually the more I think about it the more our shitness is easily rationalised & I inject dat sweet apathy into my veins.

Not sure why Salah is bothering to warm up he’s going to be spending 90 minutes in Dummett’s back pocket.

Our U23 team may as well be dissolved. If we don’t have a striker somewhere in the academy that can offer more than Joselu then we are looking sick I wonder how much money it has cost to run every youth team at the club since 2011. Since we sold Andy Carroll who have we produced? Paul Dummet. 7 years of running an academy and we get Paul Dummet as the sole success story

Saddest thing for me is I'd have taken 2-0 beforehand. Merino not fit, Diame back to his worst, rest poor at best (apart from Dummet).

These are shite. 1-2 final score.

Defending for our lives here. We are playing well but it’s hard work defending with this intensity for 90mins. We need the ball in their half for 5 to take the pressure off

How

Just put Southampton v Stoke on. Fucking loads of empty seats the fickle bastards. Who do they think they are? Arsenal?

Well now I have to go make some food.

Good things come to those who wait. 1990 Standard, basically cost me £400 as I sold a ton of shit on ebay over last few weeks

"Hello dahlings, When I finish a film and just before I review it on mumsnet, I just have to have a warm, lovely cup of Mellow Birds. It's made from the finest Boldon coffee beans, none of your fancy Euro latte shite. Mellow Birds......For that fluffy brexit feeling."

How do you contain Pogba, Lingard, Martial, Lukaku and Sanchez? You work very fucking hard.

Are you actually a time traveler from the 1990's? If so, then you should know that humour has moved on since then.

Scouse mackems tbh, chuffed that they spunked a load of money on complete and utter shite, lost Koeman and got Sam Allardyce .

Watching none of it. Brexit means Brexit.