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Get looked after by Sir Bobby off the pitch, get looked after on it by Gary Speed.

He'll be wearing a pink carnation. No pressure. Feelies, feelies, nee putties in.

You're arguing a technicality. Yes, you are right that Ashley ok'd a no-brainer decision to sign a world-class manager who turned up on the doorstep without anything proactive being done on the part of Newcastle United. But the spirit of @trooper's question is not technical. Did it require any kind of intelliigence, strategy, business acumen or planning ? Did it fuck. And Rafa would be gone every window since he's been here because of Ashley were it not for 1) the fans 2) Amanda Stavely and 3) Rafa's own strong sense of fairness. As I said, everything good that falls in his lap he seems to almost purposefully trainwreck with glee. Every decision he has made has been aggressively stupid. And you're going to argue that because he didn't stab Rafa in the neck with a pen instead of signing him that he's done something to benefit the club?

Not having this flagrant Jenas revisionism from these OOT BASTARDS. Next, they'll be telling me that Oba Martins wasn't a high-functioning retard.

Fucking arsenal, man. I swear to god if they come up here and turn it on I'll be, well, absolutely FURIOUS. But it's what I expect.

Can you imagine, being officially on the poverty line, and buying a Nespresso machine with a 100 pods (including latte) when you can't stand coffee? Not a liar, oh no.

Buys expensive coffee machine. Realises that he can’t stand coffee.

I use a VPN like. It's mistake like this that led to CT becoming a dad again at 50.

3 Billboards outside somewhere Excellent film spoiled by the lefty latte drinking ending. Just finish the film off properly.