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Relegated by Darren Bent who got given absolute pelters as soon as he come on who now plays for the team that they used to beat us with. How's that for instant karma, you scruffy fucking arseholes? Enjoy League One, a division we've never been in. Enjoy watching pub footballers scrap for draws against Oldham in an empty stadium and enjoy your first team playing our reserves, in a competition that nobody at our club will give a jumping fuck about. These last two seasons have been perfect payback for aiding and abetting nonces, stoking a footballing culture of pissheads, hooligans and mercenaries and the collective hubris of a fanbase who couldn't see the forest for the trees. Maybe being two leagues below us might make them realise how fucking little the derby means when your only chance of sniffing the top flight is an away draw to Vicarage Road in the FA Cup. Good riddance.

Best double drop since my raving days

More seasons in the third tier than they’ve had in Europe

This is ground control to Admin Tom, You've had to maaaany cans, and you'll need to take your nob out of your haaaands

This is absolutely fucking mint. Turah you fucking huckles. Done by Burton as well haha, after all the “enjoy Burton” and “oh I don’t watch the lower leagues” shite last season they were relegated by Burton and are ACTUALLY a lower league side. Picked up my new pet dog as well, so a belter of a day for me!

Just in case we draw them in the Checkatrade.

The perfect symmetry, man. Our first season - Champions Their first season - Bottom

My absolute favorite thing about the mackems is they are incapable of capitalizing on anything. We have a fucking nightmare of a season under McClaren and end up going down, their fans are buzzing and hail Sam Allardyce as a top manager despite finishing a point or two above a side that was imploding. He jumps ship immediately, they go down without even a whimper and then immediately go right to the bottom of the 2nd tier and stay there all year honestly man, they were so shite that season they spent above us that they couldn’t even enjoy that 12 month. I cant wait to see what their tragic season in League One has in store. Losing 3-0 at home to Joey Barton’s Fleetwood? Conceding an 88th minute Shola Ameobi goal to Kevin Nolan’s Notts County to lose 2-1? Magic stuff, keep on being yourselves SAFC we honestly couldn’t hope for a better local rival. Knowing a rival will never be able to capitalize on even your worst spells is phenomenal.

I couldn’t be happier at the moment if Scarlett Johansson was rimming me. As if I’d if them going down wasn’t enough. But bent scoring the equaliser for burton and the thick cunts not even knowing they were down! Christ I’m not expecting any Christmas presents for the next century.

One league between Sunderland and Gateshead

God, I almost forgot that there's a documentary about the whole thing coming up.

I'm mortal here like

I'll be honest, the odd piss take aside, I like all the north east teams do well. It's not good for the region......

Hope he keeps scoring, we can fleece someone for about £20 million

Alreet, Mr Skin. Rein it in.

It's absolutely class how the realisation slowly set in that they were down. A few news outlets reported it and the head scratching began. I mean the Championship is not the top flight and not where we all want to be but it's full of big, decent football clubs. Derby, N. Forest, Leeds, Sheff Wed etc. Where they're going now (and we have never been) is the land of Luton, Accrington Stanley, Fleetwood Town. Hopefully Notts County get themselves up and Shola runs riot. Lads this is class mind. It's only 2 years ago they were 'kicking on' under Fat Sam. Hahaha. Fuck off

I love the fact that the players, fans and manager didn't even know they were down

I fear for the brittle sanity of RTG's posters when 'Dawnie' announces their relegation on 'Look North' with the ghost of Mike Neville looking on with a beaming smile.

“the bungalow of light”

http://www.skysports.com/watch/video/sports/football/competitions/championship/11341375/sunderland-1-2-burton Enjoy!

fancy getting relegated by burton.. the shame of it

Are you going to name him after the lino or Darren Bent?

INJECT THIS INTO MY FUCKING VEINS

Relegates the mackems next week, turns up at Rafa's office Saturday morning, can in hand, tab in mouth. "Giz that number 9...now!"

Ooh, I dunno mind, Christopher might’ve had an inkling…

mackems to Mags.."enjoy Burton" Mags to mackems.. "we sure did"

Centimetres or inches?

What have you got against thirty five and older football fans, eh? Cheeky cunt! I hope your balls fester and your arse siezes up. Most on here were going to games when it was 50/50 whether you'd end up in a womb or a fucking Kleenex.

What have Newcastle United and Sunderland got in common? They both got out of the Championship after one season

It's going to be like a football version of Spinal Tap

They’re the gift that keeps on giving.

Next season Sunderland will be playing against....Accrington Stanley. *clears throat and puts on thick Scouse accent* Accrington Stanley...who are they?!!!

Am at a wedding last time I looked there was 8? minutes left and the cunts were winning 1-0

There was a couple on there still arguing they're not down yet even after the rest are trying to explain it through to them.

Aye, in all likelihood a win wasn’t enough and a draw was just prolonging the agony

The only thing that could have made it sweeter was if the linesman was the ghost of Jimmy Hill.

"It's ok, they'll fill the stadium of light to cheer Coleman all game v Wolves to get him to stay next year....."

2-0. Maja and Asoro to score for us

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ENJOY BURTON HAHAHAHA

Sent down by Burton. DELICIOUS.

worth posting again

More inspirational man management from me. Could have done without them gaining a morale boosting point after trailing but I'm sure we'll keep them quiet next week.

Nitro scores again! C'mon Rafa, think again.