Paddy goes for a job, the interviewer asks him to give his full name. Paddy answers, "Sortanly sor, it's Patrick Mulligan-Flaherty', sor."
"How do you spell that?" Asks the interviewer. "Stick the fucking job up your arse!" Replies Paddy.
"Ok, we'll skip that one for now." Says the interviewer, "Can you lay bricks?" He adds.
"No." Says Paddy.
"Are you any good at joinery?" The interviewer enquiries.
"No." Say Paddy
"Any general building skills at all?" The interviewer asks.
"Not really, sor."
The interviewer scratches his head and says, "This job is for a school handyman. How the hell are you handy?"
Paddy replies, "Oi just live round the corner, sor!"