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Club Tropicana (CT remix '18) Let me take you to the place Where membership's Britain's disgrace Blue flag with lots of stars. Where strangers take you by the hand And welcome you to welfare land From beneath their panamas... Bong boldon parties, drinks are free Fun and sunshine, there's enough for everyone. All that's missing is CT But don't worry he's getting some scran! Immigrants and scroungers meet Then cadge a lift in CTs street Watch question time, Theresa May, Diane Abbott, the dopey coon It's cocktail time, a summer's tune A Brexit holiday. Bong boldon parties, drinks are free Fun and sunshine, there's enough for everyone. All that's missing is the CT But don't worry, he's getting some scran! Bong boldon parties, drinks are free Fun and sunshine, there's enough for everyone. All that's missing is CT But don't worry, he's getting some scran! Pack your bags And leave tonight. Take back control Gotta move your feet, don't you miss the flight! Pack your bags And leave tonight. Take back control Gotta move your feet, the EUs shite. Uncool, uncool, uncool, uncool Bong boldon parties, drinks are free Fun and sunshine, there's enough for everyone. All that's missing is CT But don't worry, he's getting some scran! Uncool, uncool, uncool, uncool Uncool, uncool, uncool, uncool...

wants to have a gnaw of denise welch's fanny

Is this you trying to make yourself feel better about the impending Brexit recession?...."BUT LABOUR DID THIS!!" That's not owning the way you voted mate, that's a schoolboy shouting "LOOK OVER THERE GIANT SPIDERS!" then running away....I think this bunch of useless lying bastards are playing Russian roulette with a revolver that can hold two in its barrel and one of them full, it's 50/50 iyam whether we get a deal or not...what would you say to someone who works at the Port of Tyne who is staring down the barrel because his job is complelty reliant on shipping exports to the EU, or Harwich, or Southampton, or Merseyside or anywhere with a container terminal?..can you justify your vote to them with something substantial?..

football TV rights moving to the online platforms is a great long term result for the consumer. the beginning of the end of sky's monopoly

https://www.eurosport.co.uk/football/world-cup/2018/the-hod-complex-england-and-the-1998-world-cup_sto6795833/story.shtml

HOW are you sanctimonious about this ffs? It’s a streaming service that runs across 4 of my devices. Jesus fucking Christ

No, just morally purer.

As Norman Tebbit said, "I grew up in the '30s with an unemployed father. He didn't riot. He got on his bike and blamed everyone else for talking down the employment market."

Start off with something believable if you’re going to try and hook a few fishies

Dear diary. Been home a week, been dead spaced out and tired. Got fucking oral thrush cos my white blood cells died, nobody told me that was a possibility.. Going back in this morning for blood tests and another dose of chemo. Meant to be playing a in a charity football match this aft so if I feel well enough I’m going down to watch

I must be the only one who thinks walking football against a Costa Rica side who were terrible or couldn’t be arsed isn’t reason to be excited.

I smoked with him back in 2009. He had his own pitcher of beer.

Skrtel rumours keep persisting and him being available on a free is very tempting to our lot, I'd imagine. I'd be for it; bit of Eastern European nutcase in the back line won't go amiss.

Leaving without a deal would be catastrophic. Even DexEU admit this now. It's not tin foil hat territory, it's fact. And I agree it's unlikely to happen, although the situation here is getting increasingly unstable as time runs out so I wouldnt actually bet against it. All the economic forecasts, literally all except for that nutter Minford, predict a negative effect on our economy no matter what the deal. The NE is the most exposed area of the UK as we alone have a trading surplus with the EU. Even under a CETA FTA deal we will lose 11% of our GDP. That's not a minor thing, it's fucking huge, like losing the NHS over night. This has been explained to you many times with you just repeating "project fear" so frankly I can't be arsed. But what I will say is you have repeatedly asked to name one single tangible benefit of Brexit but never have. So what's the point?

So why did you vote for that?

CT assumes his kids have narrow horizons, limited expectations and negligible curiosity (which they may well do depending on how they've been raised), so he can't imagine anyone wanting anything different for their kids. Fairly standard Leave voter mentality, as polls have illustrated since the referendum.

...he said he doesn't mind if it's a bit fishy...

puts cherry tomatoes in his groceries 32' waist but a button mushroom willy

Zzzzz

Yam talkin bullux

He presumably thinks hes on a villa board and the news of their financial collapse is seeping its way into his delusions

Fuck that. Start the match and arrange a guard of honour from all the players on the 26th minute.

The thing that really gets me on this, is that so many of the people who refuse to take responsibility for their vote and its consequences, are the same people who believe in 'pulling yourself up by your shoelaces' or whatever it is, and 'personal responsibility'. Brexit has proven these people to be hypocrites of the highest order. Why are people so fucking terrified of admitting they were wrong?

Ooh, you’re so edgy and controversial. I just can’t take it

Peak CT.

Well, you couldn't have worded that more threateningly if you tried.

Flashback.

Aye. Boris is a cunt as well

Bit odd of you to announce your own arrival