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Hope they're drilling holes in them so they can shit in comfort.

I’ve not decided which one of you it is yet

I’ve had it twice so one of you lucky cunts is off Scott free by my maths

‘The blandness of the PL’. League 1 is where it’s at kids.

But worse than the toon dossier for Hitzfeld? lukas ramsauer isn’t sure tbh

Don't think it's The Hand of Destiny that might put off players from signing, more being associated with the The Fingers of Adam Johnston

Late to the “ Let’s all laugh at Germany” party, but let’s keep it civil, chaps, and whatever you do, don’t mention ze VAR!

totally deserved tbh without wanting to cause any offence but that’s been the result of the “English disease”, meaning you think you’ve won the tournament without kicking a ball

first time since 1938 that Germany went out at the group stages, fucking hell and look what happened after that.

But, the Premier League was the promised land when we weren't in it?

I fear many will heed that warning and will not go to Sunderland

Jesus wept. Nee money, nee players, half empty stadium, successive relegations, half the squad wants to leave "You would be lucky to play for us"

https://rokerreport.sbnation.com/2018/6/27/17503790/an-open-letter-to-potential-signings-why-choose-sunderland-well-heres-why

I've never seen Karate Kid and I'm off atm so I'll take the plunge even though I'm surely much, much, much younger than Ewerk. Easier on the eyes too.

A total liability for the second Brazil goal too. Trying to win fouls in his own box rather than concentrating on blocking the cross. Or if he was outmuscled, it was weak as piss. He had another game where he just couldn’t be arsed to move either and he’s put the beef on. Shocking

Shite. Couldn’t finish his dinner.

The cream of Scotland will be playing for sunderland come the next world cup.... they'll walk it man

Can't really compose any thoughts for laughing but Brazil and Germany could be out on the same day.

Fussball, bloody hell

It'll make good reading on December should they be in anything other that play off or promotion spots, the manager is hanging onto the job by his finger tips and they are all twisting about "mercenaries". Again.

That open letter is just fucking embarrassing, little doubt that town of drips are lapping it up. They’re also nowhere near being the biggest club in league one history, deluded cunts.

he was blazing cuban cigars too - reckoned he didn't know it was against fifa rules to smoke at world cup stadiums

i'm envious of that behaviour. imagine being able to get away with turning up at a crucial world cup match, not giving the slightest fuck that the world's cameras are on you, despite having ingested every drug known to man, because you're deigo fucking maradona? what a guy

How would that be considered a fuck up?

I watched and enjoyed the first episode of Kobra Kai too. Can't imagine there's much point to watching it without having seen the original Karate Kid. It's years since I watched it though so I've no idea how it stands up now let alone if it would stand up to a first time viewing. I'd give it a go though since it was great fun back in the day. The first episode of new series where Paul Whitehouse takes Bob Mortimer fishing was pretty good. A bit like a more real Trip. I'd watch anything with Bob Mortimer in though so I'm biased.

I've been in some clips celebrating last-minute winners against the likes of Doncaster so if you magnify the enormity of the situation by about 50 then it makes sense that Diego would be 50x more out of it than I was then. That's just maths, folks.

*sneer*

How would you know?

Bagsy not getting cancer.

Yeah but you're a middle aged father who still plays arcade games so I'm going to go with Andrew on this one.

Thank you; we're all praying for me.

Hope you pull through.

https://www.safc.com/news/club-news/2018/june/turn-the-sol-red-and-white

So many friends joining UKIP; what to do? "akkad dankula ukip" #wordsyouneverthoughtyoudgoogle #lolz

Dunno. I've not been since about 2006, when our office manager insisted on ordering a round of authentically Scotish cuba libres.

Inspector Lastrade I presume

The amount of coke all over the glass in front of Maradona ffs.

FFS.

I think it's on Netflix.

Dumm and Dummer, eh?