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That reminds me.

Havent seen any highlights but as we came out the ground we were accosted by some gobby locals who said Kenedy should have got a red too, I said that's fuckin ironic because we were of the strong opinion that Harry Arter should've gone for an early bath as well. A physical confrontation was only narrowly averted by our coming upon a Chinese restaurant which promised a half aromatic crispy duck but more importantly chilled bottles of Tsingtong beer in an apparently publess neighborhood. Suitably sated, we caught the train back to Bristol, grizzling about the fuckin appallingly inadequate refereeing display and the lack of decent bars where you could get draught Estrella Galicia. Not sure what yesterdays performance against a typically big and physical Warnock side says about what the season might have in store but I can confidently predict being in the bottom 3 by the end of September just because of our fixtures. After that it's up to Rafa.... I have have faith in his ability and his decisions but to say he's been let down this summer is the understatement of the fuckin decade. We musn't let him down ourselves though by wetting our collective knickers every time things don't go our way.

Don't have much else to add other than Man United being shite fills my bitter heart with unrestrained glee and long may it continue.

And yet they handed him a new contract in January despite them being miles off Man City and the problems being evident at that time.

Aye it’s class. He often has digs at Pep about spending money but Man Utd have surely matched them under Mourinho. I see dick head pundits stick up for him and say “well he wanted a quality centre half” ignoring the fact that under his tenure they’ve spunked £70m on Bailly and Lidelof, how many times should they open up the cheque book? He hasn’t improved a single player that was there before he came, and of the players he’s bought at least half look dog shit. He doesn’t seem to have any purpose for his transfers either, he’s still playing people out of position like Young playing at right back today. Fred for instance seems like a player he only bought because Pep wanted him, same with Alexis. I think it shows as for all the money he has spent they don’t seem to have any identity as a team and look so disjointed. Their best games seem to be ones where Pogba or someone has a day where they’re unplayable and just run the game, if that doesnt happen they just look average.

I bet they regret hiring him now. At one stage they thought they were too good for him because he didn’t play the right type of football. Then they were desperate to win at any cost and assumed with the right backing he’d have them ‘winning ugly’ or whatever. Now they just look like expensively assembled mediocrity. It’s great because that cunt and Man Utd are made for each other.

Manchester United look very poor. Love that Guardiola is getting right under Mourinho’s skin without saying a word. The players look like they won’t play for Mourinho, and honestly who can blame them? He uses all of his press conferences to insult his own playing staff. No doubt another attack will follow this game.

The pundits attitude and presenter's narrative when a top 6 are getting/have got beat by a non top 6 side is unreal. Genuinely look gutted, angry and wanting to know what's going wrong? Switch it around and not one fuck is given, it's all about the glory boys being, err, glorious. Turtle shite, man, the state of Sky and BT.

"Gene deals in the type of satire that cuts to the core with laser-focused accuracy" - Nobody

I get people going on forums and spouting some blatantly wrong nonsense to get a reaction to a certain degree, but I can’t wrap my head around throbbers like this bloke. No one has been reacting to his “but isn’t Ashley mint though” shitty craic for weeks now and he’s still going.

Gimps.

Keith Bishop employees.

Fat brummie WUM paedos

It's great, how's the erectile disfunction?