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The cringe is huge in this article https://www.nzherald.co.nz/sport/news/article.cfm?c_id=4&objectid=12186563 Longpins 1 does, however, deliver a hoof to the knackers. “But the sex wasn't brilliant. I had a lucky escape.”

“Morning long pins, what's miss perfect bum doing? Would love to be feeling ur unreal body."

The kiss of death for any TT poster. The board's resident mong turning up to agree with them.

Nobody likes you

When you have the Taylor tan and a Colgate smile who needs chat up lines?

The focus of every fans ire should be the owner. Rafa is the best asset the club has by a fucking mile and he’s being chased purely because he’s not a yes man who can be easily bullied and actually has integrity.

Fair enough mate, apologies, not been on my best form tonight. Stay involved in the political stuff. Btw, I can't stand Corbyn either.

The absolute state of this fucking charlatan. The constant moving of goalposts by him and his ilk should not be allowed to go without notice.

Well that should mean that there’s free streams hopefully.

That's every welshman with a suntan in history tbh.

Haven’t seen it yet but Coleman always comes across as someone who absolutely loves himself

I'm fuming with Hennessey as that's something you'd expect out of rugby. It has no place around football because it isn't funny and yeah its offensive whatever

FYP

Australia's batting never looked that great last year, it was just that Smith was completely out of this world and he managed to carry the rest of them. If he hadn't been playing I think we would have won even without Stokes. Without Smith and Warner the Aussie batting line up looks fucking dreadful. Fair play to the Indian bowlers though, in particular Bumrah who seems to be giving batsmen all over the world nightmares at the moment.

Just finished the Sunderland documentary. A few bits I noticed: *There arrogance of them in preseason. Predicting they’d beat Celtic 5-0 then getting hammered by the same result was perfect. *The idiot listening to the away match on the radio telling the camera that they have the best fans in the world with the next scene being the cameraman being attacked by the ‘best fans in the world’. *The fact that Coleman appeared to be one of the primary reasons for Grabban leaving. The moment he walked out the door so did any chance of them staying up and the fact that he kept getting subbed and the manager hadn’t even spoke to him since his arrival was ultimately the reason they’re now playing in League 1.

Tbf to Zerosum, Labour weren’t offering much of an alternative in the Cameron v Miliband election. There might have been media bias but the main opposition party were signed up to the austerity narrative too. There wasn’t really a lot to split the two parties, plus Miliband looked silly eating a bacon sandwich.

Superb effort by India’s pace attack to outbowl the Aussie quicks in their own back yard. Admittedly they look toothless without the banned cheats in their side but the last time England managed that was when Chris Tremlett bowled like a brute at them down under. Can’t help but wonder what @Ken makes of it all.

He’s admitted to voting for Brexit because it personally enriched him. It shouldn’t be a surprise that he’s a Tory too.

Household budget/national economy allegories - thick as shit, plain and simple.

Thats mental.

Was saying this to my mate today but Ashley is probably more likely to give money to someone that isn't Rafa because his thinking is that Rafa is good enough to keep us up with minimal investment whereas someone else (I.E. Steve McClaren) needs a load of money to counteract the fact he isn't as tactically sound. It's complete lunacy but it makes sense that Ashley would see it that way.

More horseshit about "mags" being at their game. When that lad had a poo in their stand a picture emerged on rtg within minutes but nobody ever seems to take one of all the mags that keep showing up looking for a scrap. Weird

No that got rescinded for not playing 2 up top

Which is basically nothing in premier league terms. Despite some wearside tramps that like to highlight those fees as astronomical

PARKLIFE.

It wasn't a case of selling either Mitro or Joselu though. I'm sure if he could he'd have flogged them both and signed replacements he would of. In fact people should be fucking fuming that Mitro was sold and no replacement was signed. It was on the cards for two or three windows that it wasn't working out. Not out of the blue.

Pretty much. In the transfer market he works without any idea what his budget actually is (just let that sink in for a manager of any caliber, let alone one who has won things), works with a MD who struggles to sign players with release clauses by trying to pay in instalments (Lejeune) and apparently fee's over a certain amount have to be approved by Ashley or some bloke who may or may not be employed by the club to oversee takeovers. It's a shit show. There's roadblock after roadblock after roadblock put in his way. That's not to say he can't drop a bollock himself, but it's way down on the list of problems the club has.

Did you see what happened as soon as we started attacking Man Utd after conceding? We got picked straight off and conceded another. Of course if he was playing 2 up front all the time and we were getting hit for 4 or 5 as a consequence that would be his fault too. No system will make that shower outperform better players, and if there is one Benitez would probably already know about it.

That’s it. Who’s better than Rafa that’s ready to step in. We finished tenth last season, it was a fucking miracle.

It’s a disgrace that Rafa persists with one up top given the embarrassment of riches he has to work with.

I always thought Shearer was a canny bloke myself

Listening to Garth Crooks talk about football is like listening to Katie Price talk about astrophysics, absolutely fucking pointless.

I agree. I keep them in the basement until they start going insane, then go out and bludgeon a new one.

RIP Shola The Trill Slayer. He was a good egg.