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It’s their you thick cunt, I know mutant is your first language but you have to make more of an effort when pretending to be a Newcastle fan. All of the players listed are fucking bobbins as well, it’s irrelevant as it was your first team squad against our kids. As Tom pointed out your last sentence is nonsense as our U23’s beat yours a few days ago. Now run back to your tenement like a good little mackem.

i think i might give up football

The lads don’t look too upset mind…

In that case commiserations on your upcoming divorce.

There, there

I mean our U23's literally beat yours on Friday as well as 5-0 earlier on in the season but yeh...sure man. Whatever helps. ''Haway man!''

Thick mackem alert

Am I fuck watching dull as dishwater Champions League games on a weekend. Can this lot pack it in?

On the way back and that was funny as fuck. The sheer ANGER raining down on our bairns was slightly terrifying and the way they were celebrating was largely embarrassing but what a crease. Whoever it was that scored their third, responsed to the “Who the fucking hell are you?” chants by shushing the crowd well done, you scored past our U23s second choice keeper and got roundly laughed at by our away support. He’s certainly found the right club.

'Who the fucking hell are you' they sing to an U21 side they paid £15 to see play

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2019/jan/08/police-chelsea-sexual-assault-racist-chants-train Strange that it's almost always Chelsea fans that are up to no good....

Yeah if their batsmen could cope with the moving ball better then it would have been a much closer series.

I knew shaqiri was small but..

The wife looked up at the TV last night and said, 'he's changed.' I said, 'what?' She said 'you know, him next to Shearer, what's his name again?' 'Paul Ince'. I replied. Anyway, long story short, she thought he was John Barnes. I told her Lineker was Des Lynam and still looking the part.

After said draw a lad I used to work with asked if that counted as 6 and a half in a row. The SMB wasn’t even kidding 😆

This puts things into some perspective as to how far we''ve gone backwards NUFC had 24 premiership wins in the 95/96 season We have 25 premiership wins from 2015/19