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Unreal this.

I feel you're holding back a bit, mate. Howay! Say what you really mean.

Basin cuts still a thing in Wearside

Words fail me

he missed a trick by not singing Freebird

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It's a shame Sally didn't think so.

Fuck off, fatty

I suppose all Australians are responsible for what happened in Christchurch then.

That’s your MSM for you

I like Bercow. He's got some balls.

No, May has to ask for an extension which will probably be granted.

Wankeyoke

Scored a very similar goal at the old wallsend sports centre astro turf pitch. (Still, not too shabby a goal by the lad).

First - https://streamable.com/dpn5u Second - https://streamable.com/kb2pj Glorious Third - https://streamable.com/ll5hj Suarezs goal was alright too I suppose - https://streamable.com/ouznv

https://streamable.com/vxwj5 And what a cowardly little cunts "tackle" it was too, no wonder CT liked him so much.

Are you free David? After a weekend with visitors from the north east this Dorset lad is fuckin battered 🍺

And Mollie Sugden! Whatever happened to her, eh? And her pussy?

Nah I think they might even fail at the final hurdle getting promoted this year. Luton and Portsmouth are better teams, probably Barnsley as well. Anyway marra if the checkatrade is so Mickey Mouse how come Newcastle have never qualified for it?

There is absolutely no chance he means any of that. What a total bunch of bellends lapping that in. When a player signs for Newcastle and trots out the typical big club patter the same people in that thread are falling over each other to talk how the mags lap it up. They literally do not fill their fucking stadium, they keep going on and on about the amount of people trying to get tickets to the Johnstone paint trophy (or whatever it’s called who fucking cares it’s like a plastic participation trophy, our youth team was in it ffs) how about those people buy tickets to their usual games. It’s also class they keep saying when they get to the Championship, they call us deluded and arrogant . Also, the investor craic has been something they’ve been plugging since day one was it the Monaco owners billionaire son in law that was going to be investing when they first took over? This methven and Donaldson are absolute snake oil salesmen, I’m glad the mackems keep lapping it up tbf as they’re going nowhere near the PL with them two.

They’d just set off a Roman candle in a wheelie bin, they’d just have to make sure their alsatian stayed clear

They’d do it Mackem style though- hand out Aldi sparklers to the filthy horde, a true Stadium of Light spectacle.

I'm not saying that staging a fireworks display when you're on the telly is Mackem behaviour, I'm just saying that nobody would be surprised if Sunderland followed suit.

Daft cunt had his phone out all game rather than actually supporting us when we went behind. He can shove it up his arse, widthways

Don’t worry Benitez will be gone soon, it’ll be really mint then.

They'd hate that so much it could inspire a new special bond with Southampton

Did you see he called Tim Cook, Tim Apple in a meeting the other day? Instead of just laughing it off he's come back with a convoluted excuse that he was saving time and called him Tim (from) Apple, because that's how his super smart brain works, and it's us divvies that just didn't get what he meant

Like the Mackems have ever been worried about age restrictions.

I find it incredible that they will sit and be absolutely buzzing that we are losing 0-2 to Everton, then without any self awareness when we go 3-2 up start going “no idea why the fuck the mags would be happy in any way, Liverpool and Manchester United have won trophies, even tha lads have since they did”, so we can’t be happy we turned 0-2 down into a win, but they could be happy that we are 0-2 down at the half while at the same time their lot are 1-0 down away to Wycombe Wanderers? Need to knock the smack on the head the bunch of gimps. It’s also massively pathetic and small time as fuck that they’re desperate for their two Jordan’s to do well against us and do it for the lads, when both couldn’t have got away from the lads any quicker ah well, they best go back to hoping a paedophile re-joins SAFC then, now the nasty mags have won they can go back to thinking up ways to rationalize why it’s ok now.

Yesterday's result was even worse for them considering that they are so close to Everton. Because of their special relationship, when Perez knocked the third in, it was like a dagger to the heart. The sad bastards.

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