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I do love when people make up stories and then have the cheek to get annoyed when nobody believes them. See: McCann, Kate and Gerry

Fuckwits will lap up populist cunts like Piers Morgan telling them no deal is the will of the people and politicians have no idea what the consequences of it will be (in fairness there’s evidence of the latter). I’m in favour of Norway Plus now. I hope somehow a compromise is reached and we get this. If referendums are a bad idea then so are second referendums. If you think the first campaign was bad the next will be fucking horrific. I don’t trust the British public to deliver a sensible result.

https://www.theguardian.com/cities/gallery/2019/apr/02/how-they-built-cycling-tunnels-under-the-tyne-by-hand-in-pictures

I’ll bet that was about as exciting as the heat death of the universe.

I'm going to add, because I'm a realist, that I also half expect Corbyn to come out of that meeting having somehow basically agreed to everything May wanted while celebrating having extracted concessions on some manner of public transport issue.

I hope it’s against Ebbsfleet.

Knuckledragger in the capital: the diaries Day 1:confronted Asian with bag https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/terrorist-on-my-tube.1468279/

I fucking wish

Most the "mags" there are utter ickle spickle arse lickers. Sima not so much but fuck me why waste your time on there to the extent he does. Read the first post of that thread. I'm actually embarrassed for the OP, fucking hell.

Americans go batshit over host shows tbf. It’s the only place that most of them get their pop culture news. Look at Saturday Night Live, that’s been the opposite of funny for its entire lifespan and it’s revered.

For me the only way Corbyn can possibly redeem his pathetic performance over Brexit is to get PV included as part of the deal. I've never missed a vote in any election since I was 18, nearly forty years worth and I have voted straight Labour every time. If Corbyn enables Brexit without a PV that's me done until he has gone.

Just comeback from a weekend in Belgium. Some fuckwit Burnley six fingered cunt in our hotel was pissed up at the bar one night. He told the barman that the EU makes the UK jump through hoops in terms of living, especially Health and Safety. Fuck me. We ended up leaving the bar. We passed loads of road works on the motorways over there and never seen the miles and miles of cones and speed restrictions like you do in the UK. Its a simple short slow down, then back on it. We saw one bloke in a cheery picker working on a light in the middle. About 200m before it they have placed a truck saying the lane was closed. Then cones upto where he was working then thats it. The other side was still open and no problems. I am sure Belgium like most countries has it's issues. But driving around the place, it's fucking spotless. The UK is slowly turning into a fucking landfill site. The motorways there is litter everywhere, there's fucking shite everywhere. We have fuck all respect for our country. We don't educate kids on the correct stuff. People read shite in the Mail and Sun and get drawn into the fucking bull shit. Daft cunts. All to keep the people down and dazed. Fuck off Murdoch etc CUNTS

He is a prick of the highest order. The knacker later on saying “you stopped a terrorist attack” ffs. Reiver gets extremely defensive when they take the piss out of him. Should be renamed Semtex, as in liable to go off any moment.

Best part is it probably never happened

No shock that Reiver spanner is a complete racist. I love that it never dawns on Reiver that since a train hasn’t blown up since his heroic actions it’s fair to say the bloke isn’t a terrorist

Well something has to replace the Andy Carroll transfer rumour every transfer window.

You can't allow the public to vote on no deal ffs. Why are we required to give a vote on no deal? It's May's deal plus whatever concessions Corbyn gets, or we stay in. That's what they vote in.

Yeah but...

Quiff spotted on his morning commute

I am not convinced it’s him. Not enough flapping involved.

No shit. It has been pretty clear that he as much a horrible party leader as a leader of the opposition. He was lucky that an influx of young disgruntled Labour members brought him to the top. But having grabbed power of the party he is mainly rejecting the interests of those who brought him there. I say it again that the tragedy of Brexit is that the stance of remaining and approximate half of you population never had a competent person standing for it. Neither before nor after the dufferdendum has there been someone making a good case for remainers. Something rather absurd for the leader of Labour and the opposition considering the majority stance of his party.

I used to cycle to work through that in days of yore - there was something thrilling about going full belt in complete safety.

Riever is a complete legend in his very own 10am tea break. Hardest man to ever....sit behind a keyboard. We all know them. He once posted he openly sat in the Three Bulls having a quiet pint in his mackem top on derby day but no-one dared approach him.

Mitrovic had 9 shots last night. If you’re making that many chances for your striker and you’re still not winning, then the blame on the defence can only go so far

It’s a good away trip imo. And I prefer the ground to most of the identikit ones that have sprung up post-Hillsborough. That said ARE YOU WATCHING, NOELIE!!!!!

Fucking hell, saying the blame is 50/50. FIFA or UEFA should come down on those two as well as the Cagliari support.

You basically spew out any old shite and people will watch it if you add in a ‘celebrity guest’ element

Corbyn will be counting on being able to rally people behind Labour as he did last time. I don't think polls fall into his strategy much - so I do understand why he takes the approach you've noted. I don't think it will have quite the same effect this time though, largely because I think circumstances have changed in terms of how Labour is viewed - but that said, I do think most of the damage done to them in recent times has been from Remainers being angry, and if he pulls the rabbit out of the hat I think they would stop finding reasons not to support Labour. I dunno tbh. I genuinely think Labour's "strategy" was not to nail it's colours to the mast until the Tories gave it something to oppose. May's deal did this, it was universally hated, and so Labour started making noises about credible alternatives. I do think it was important not to come out as the party of Remain early on though - if they did that, the right wing press would be full of talk about them sabotaging Brexit. As it is, they've let the Tories disintegrate in front of the eyes of the nation, and have a reasonably compelling story behind their soft Brexit move, on the one hand putting forward that it's the best option for people and the economy, and on the other hand sort of positioning themselves in a way that it looks like they had no choice but to act rather than trying to drive the process.

It's a political loss for the county that it IMO deserves, but its not a loss to individuals.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/47793676 I know Italian football has problems with racism but when the victim's own manager and captain are blaming him then there's something seriously wrong.

Isn’t she just flirting with Corbyn to get the rest of the fucknuts in her party to come to heel? 13 cabinet members back no deal? Think she’s just trying to call their bluff...

Means we should be able to re-sign Mitro.

Ian Dunt's take. Synopsis: don't trust the bitch. https://www.politics.co.uk/blogs/2019/04/02/no-10-statement-look-out-for-theresa-may-s-no-deal-trap

What is it about the American psyche that leads people to this kind of rabid belief that Big Pharma, da Gub’mint, NASA, etc etc are spending billions on concealing THE TRUTH?? You don’t really see it anywhere else to the degree that you see it over there? Fucking lunatics

Think diame and Hayden were played because they're more defensively minded than those two, and against a mobile creative team like Arsenal the plan was surely to bog things down a bit. That said, with the high line they were playing, it was crying out for balls over the top for Almiron or even Yedlin to chase onto. And Hayden and Diame are not reliable at that side of the game. Mental, but I think Longstaff would have been my 1st pick had he been fit for this game. He has more energy than Diame, more bothered about defending than Shelvey and he can pick a pass. Never expected anything from this game, we're shite at Arsenal and they're much much better than us. We'd needed to have been at our best and Arsenal to have an off game to get anything and we weren't and they didn't. Crystal Palace is a very different problem though.

I dunno, he must be in his 70's now.

I was just talking to someone last week about how it's now 74 years since ww2 finished so anyone claiming first hand experience of it would have to be 85 plus. The cunts coming out with this line of imperialist bullshit are all my age and a bit older who grew up in the 70s/80s - it's complete fucking shit based on nonsense.

There is a way out of this if the politicians stop acting like fucking children and compromise on at least one fucking thing so we can try to find a consensus. All this talk of acting in the national interest has been exposed for what it is - absolutely cynical uturns from JRM and bojo before MV 2.5, and a complete failure from Green/LibDem/TIG to back Norway plus. I'm starting to wonder if the country needs the punch in the face of a no deal Brexit to inspire a majority to try to recalibrate our relationship with Europe. Maybe the only way to wipe out enthusiasm for Brexit is to have no ideal and for it to be absolutely shit - several years of savage pain, rations, jobs losses etc. Maybe that's the only way to forge a new consensus that being in Europe is actually a good thing. I don't buy ewerk's line that it'll all blow over in a couple of years if we try to pretend it never happened. We're stuck with this fucking nonsense for decades when we should really be focussing on the big issue of the day - impending climate disaster.

It’s because he didn’t grab them by the pussy. Do you really want a bloke who sounds absolutely harmless as the next president? WELL???? DO YOU??

They really are a special breed mind. Why can’t they manage to have a few beers without publicly soiling themselves!?

Cattermole missing that penalty was made even better by the camera immediately cutting to Micky Gray looking fucking stupid in the gantry. Even they know that one of the three things Sunderland is famous for, other than aiding nonces and voting Leave in record numbers, is some prick missing penalties at Wembley. Fucking lovely. I've got some tunes queued up, some Elijah Craig sitting in the cupboard and RTG is getting a right good read through tonight.

That pie looks horrific... As for Sunderland today, it's been nice to relive some of the highlights of the past few years on RTG. Sack the board Sack the manager Sack Cattermole fans don't deserve this we're cursed I wish we had that paedo playing for us the mags are still jealous man 'absolutely gutted' followed by 'what the fuck is wrong with you marra, nee real Sunderland fan cares, now the team can focus on the league!! I'm glad we lost, me - winning would have been a distraction!" "I'm just delighted we got to the final man, a wembley final in my life time, the mags can only dream!"

Bob Mortimer's Fun Bus surely?

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/6-defeats-in-6-consecutive-wembley-appearances.1468083/ 6 in a rerrrr as well

Not the first time they’ve got worked up over an image of some kid.

Wembley today, Accrington Stanley on Wednesday

Absolutely class that Cattermole fucked it up. Now how do they get home? Do they just follow the bus on the way back?