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He’s troying to soy Hosseloo’s joinen the villah

I, for one, am looking forward to the new, neon Sports Direct signs that will send a “90% off!!” beacon into the sky like some kind of Bamp Signal.

“We”

With regards to the midfield, ex-mackem or not, Henderson would have made a huge difference there. He's exactly the presence that was missing. Rice has the potential but he's clearly not an international player yet, Barkley looked like he was on another planet and Delph is Delph. He's decent at being a pest and being a spoiler but he's never going to grab the game and drive you forward. You saw Henderson change the midfield immediately (granted, with the caveat that the Dutch dropped deep) since he was taking a touch, getting his head up and moving it on and he was always offering an option which Barkley seemingly couldn't be arsed to do. If Winks was fully fit, he'd have been a much better choice than Barkley. He'd have at least been lively and always offered himself up. Going forward, you've got to hope that Oxlade-Chamberlain hasn't lost something and Rice develops as you'd hope. Though, I'm pinning my hopes on Hamza Choudhury being our Foxy Cleopatra-cum-Kante in midfield. Holland played well but England were so casual, it was unreal.

To be fair to him, he’s only been caught out 10 times trying to play it out from the back. Can’t blame him for not learning he needs to do the basics.

To be fair to Stones, he’s only been caught out 8 times trying to play it out from the back. Can’t blame him for not learning he needs to do the basics.

Aye, there's too much going on for it not to be true. However this is Ashley we are talking about, and he's more than capabal of just changing his mind to be a cunt

Probably the same as what every other club he's been at, "Well he scored for Real Madrid so there must be a player in there somewhere".

The fucking useless streak of piss

Was he a bad player? Yes. Does that make him a bad person? Also yes.

wtf are you trying to say?

He's the billionaire Christmas Tree.

So my prediction is that things will go quiet again for a few days, and everyone will fall back to believing that it's all a scam by Ashley, until the next small amount of progress is revealed, at which point we all start talking about how much we should be prepared to spend on Mbappe.

I mean, let's not pretend that we didn't have a lot of those images all over Fist's Belta Minge thread when they came out at the time Not that I paid any attention

If it was, then this gives you a good idea of what joys you missed.

What the fuck are you talking about you fucking mong?!

Uvavu

Hot dogs out, Halal burgers in

i wouldn't grow a hipster beard even if i could, my hair is short and receding up front, i have no tatts and definitely don't wear loafers with no socks! i wear skinny jeans though

He's got both. He roller blades too.

You’ve got to look at Rafa’s age and sell-on value before coming up with a value. ( Also, wages throughout the contract need to be in the price). Innit, you Fackin Norvern Mahnkeys

Thanks for the update, troops