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Anyone doing an Arnie and going back in time, terminator style, this is who you're looking for......

Would've been a lucky cunt if he did. I only got an orange at half time.

RIP

She's missed a trick there. I'm surprised it wasn't on in every room.

Wor lass hasn't quite worked out that I'm paying absolutely no attention to it when it's on. She keeps making comments looking for me to come back with a response. The only response she's likely to get is turn this fucking shite off.

Hes got bloke in the pub level intelligence and grasp of the facts combined with the confidence/arrogance of someone who's an expert in their field. This is the sort of shit that would have been kicked out of him if he hadn't had the sort of upbringing he's enjoyed.

Where’s the rest of him?

I applied but apparently you have to be an incel to join.

But when is International MENS day?!?!

What values? They’ve survived so long by not having any

Doesn’t feel that lucky for some reason

In lighter news, Dr John, of New Orleans boogie blues fame, has carked it. I thought it was only a couple of years ago that I saw him at The Sage, turns out it was 2012. RIP to my youth, also

Been nice knowing you kid RIP

Flying out at 12:00pm. Arse is like a goldfish’s gob.

To be fair to him, he’s only been caught out 10 times trying to play it out from the back. Can’t blame him for not learning he needs to do the basics.

Stones and Maguire can play the ball forwards. There’s nothing wrong with that. There is no excuse for trying to pirouette on the ball when your last man being pressed at the edge of your own box

To be fair to Stones, he’s only been caught out 8 times trying to play it out from the back. Can’t blame him for not learning he needs to do the basics.

Managers are hugely undervalued imo. Like him or loathe him Warnock delivered Premier League promotion on a shoestring and that season was worth c£100m! Solskjaer has hundreds of millions of pounds "worth" of talent at his disposal and yet he's unlikely to deliver any kind of success in his presumably short tenure as Man Utd boss. It would cost fuck all to sack him now, and what, £20m to break Pochettino's contract? But rather than do that, they'll five times that on players and more on wages and agents.

He's the billionaire Christmas Tree.

So my prediction is that things will go quiet again for a few days, and everyone will fall back to believing that it's all a scam by Ashley, until the next small amount of progress is revealed, at which point we all start talking about how much we should be prepared to spend on Mbappe.

I see Love Island is back on. I think it should be called “Hate Island” such is my level of contempt for that particular television show.

Dons field apparently. Watch out for Big Don, aka Ding or King. Homestly MF, I'm nervous for you. And what's this? Rig Advisor! https://rigadvisor.co.uk/northernproducer/

Renton is fucking OBSESSED with trains. It'll be the HS2 stuff that's really got his back up.

It's a shame Corey Feldman ended up so messed up. He was in so many good films in the 80s

This is apparently the rig I’m going too