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Caulkin pulling no punches.

Hurry along, there’s a good lad.

£4m, you mackem loving twat.

Hi, Apologies for this intrusion on your forum. I'm a (usually) nonleague photographer, who also covers some Fulham youth/U23 matches. Whilst in the north east for the week I went to Whitley Park to watch Newcastle vs Middlesbrough at U23 level last night. I put this photo/match report together, and thought it might be of interest to a few people on here. Hope it's interesting to some. https://thegrassrootstourist.com/2019/10/29/newcastle-united-u23/ Good luck for the season. GRTourist

“Monkeys Fist quoted you in a topic” Wow, I’m sure this will absolutely helpful for everyone involved.

He should wear a thong …

Boris Johnson, the actual current Prime Minister is sending out election footing tweets with the hash tag #BritainDeservesBetter. Not sure he's thought this through.

Most teams have won a trophy more recently than we have.

I don’t follow cycling in the least, but would I be right in saying that this virtually confirms that Wiggins is dirty?

Wanker

So they were

Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi’s identity was confirmed before sending in the kill squad by DNA testing his stolen used underwear ( @Kid Dynamite, calm yourself!)

Well at least my history lessons on the English being patronising cunts were accurate.

So it is

And a stab vest around your torso.

Wykiki, I want a job working in your place and I want to be in perfect view of wherever you sit. I'd have a drawer full of hamlet cigars with a hip flask in the other and a permanent grin on my face.

I hope fatty is sitting at home looking at how well he spent his pennies and his arse is starting to pucker at the thought of lost premier league revenue - cunt. Bruce 4 million in compensation to Wednesday. Joelinton 40 million in transfer fee and probably 60k+ a week ASM 20 million in tranfer fees and probably 60k+ a week Almiron 30 million in transfer fees and probably 60k+ a week - Bruce is killing him and under Rafa he at least knew what he was doing Carrol on 20k a week and probably a couple of million in sign on fee. And he could have kept Rafa for less than Bagpuss' compensation, 16 milllion for a proven goal scorer and control of the transfer decisions - which would have lead to the clearing out of the shite. There might be three teams currently worse than us but they won't sit on their hands like the fat cunt leaving it all to late.

Well, they cram 15 stone worth of turkey dinosaurs and smiley faces down their neck when watching The Chase and the news is just on afterwards when they can't physically move

BBC headline at the start of their breakfast show this morning. 'A general election has been passed for December. The Conservative leader, Boris Johnson has said they'll get brexit done if elected with a majority'. That was it.