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Who would have ever guessed their relationship would end up like this. If only there was some way of noticing that two flashy wankers who bought that club for essentially its own future parachute payments, and came in constantly deflecting any bad news by insulting the rival club two divisions above would turn out to be a pair of complete fucking chancers who would do fucking nothing to back up all their early bluster. Shitty turgid little club, their horrible, backward thinking, relaxed fit acid wash Jean wearing trampy fan base finally got the owners they deserve.

I have absolutely no doubt in my mind that Steve Bruce would eat a packet of crisps whilst having a shite.

“Well yes, I’m delighted to be sitting here eating this packet of Brussel sprout flavoured big Andys whilst laying this extra large cable. Delighted.”

Fucking tories, man. I love it when they pretend to be human.

The crisp packets will be piled high in the bogs at the Diamond tomorrow.

That’s a risky tactic. I hope he washes his hands.

Saffers were brilliant like. Well played. I think you always need to take positives out of something like this and I would say it’s important to remember most English rugby fans are cunts

Fuck off, you boring cunt

Fuck off

I picture more along the lines of hes sat on the bog with 24 empty bags of crisps surrounding him because hes sat there and emptied a multi pack of 24 small bags into the big bag they come in

And while I'm on about Corbyn

Fuck Off.

They have the kind of class we can only dream of

Two.

The slightest thing goes wrong at NUFC & our six fingered cousin shaggers are straight on to it taking the piss. Is there any other club with a “rival” two divisions below who gets the piss took out of them as much? If I were them I’d stay in my lane.

Bournemouth just had a minute's silence for Armistice Day. At lunchtime on November 2nd.

Gangbangers! You gotta lav 'em!

If there’s ever been a better endorsement for Corbyn than that fat bastard hating him, I’m yet to hear it

Especially when his post implies he didn't even watch the game.

I’m not quite sure why he’s intent on annoying the very group of people he’s supposed to be encouraging to read his work.

Edwards doing his usual act after a single decent performance.

Real NUFC supporters would.

Bruce to pull off the 3 strikers at halftime

Probably borrowed the dog as well.

Too much time I reckon. Yedlin's crossing is tragic.

Never looked like scoring that did he

Get in!! West Ham’s defending is fucking tragic

Pfft, tactics, the biggest conspiracy in modern football. Next thing you'll be asking about strategy you absolute lunatic!

How many fucking shirts is he wearing?

That can't be, they've no history of abusing owners or owt like that have they?

Tears

It's what our brave boys, Francois and Garage*, would've wanted. *Garage? 'Farage'.

Growing up I used to like rugby. I even used to play. That all changed after I seen the lads at university.

Rugby persisting with The World In Union is fucking hilarious.

I thought the funniest comment was “I want us to lose now” until I read the reply which said “So do I, and I want us to win”

That is mental.

Ironic that they can’t stand Short yet lapped up all the stadium fixing, mag hating bollocks these chancers have spewed

I said at the time they would've been debt free for an absolute maximum of a month depending on when they were bought and when the first bill came through the letterbox. They could've been in debt the very next day. Wiping all the debt was a magnificent gesture but the club were never back to stage one and on a sound footing. Their overheads far outreaching their income even with cost cutting it would do well to make up for the parachute payments stopping. I also thought part of Trotters independent trading company's bid was the last secured parachute payment going to Short if the Trotters couldn't pay it? So potentially even more in the shit unless Short wiped that as well or deferred it?

the fat cunt has made the papers twice today. the financial times reporting mikey boy reckons corbyn is a 'liar and clueless'. maybe it's possible to give this some credence? because if anybody on god's green earth is able to a spot a clueless liar it'd be our morally bankrupt, disgrace to humanity. the guardian meanwhile reports mikey is totting up £2.1m a year on “use of the company jet and helicopter” this isn't a bad thing as it has to increase the possibility that the repulsive twat's minimum wage aviation mechanic will one day have forgotten to tighten up the jesus nut.

Remember this kid he's all grown up now He owns a couple of Steve Vai's famous guitars that Steve gave him the 1st ones on the Passion & Warfare cover The 2nd one featured in the video for Goin' Crazy by David Lee Roth when Vai was in his band I've recently got back in touch with Tom as I think I helped him a little bit on his journey. In August 1988 a couple of days before Donington i saw an advert saying something like Junior Jimi Hendrix play at The Percy Arms Newcastle. This intrigued me so I went along & saw this little kid playing an Ibanez Jem Floral he played Tobbaco Road bits of Euruption etc I was gobsmacked. I spoke to Tom's dad John during the interval & mentioned I was going to Donington Monsters Of Rock at the weekend. I said it was a shame they couldn't go & meet Steve Vai as I'm sure he'd be impressed. I'd only ever seen I Jem before & that was of Vai in Kerrang. It was an off the cuff remark. At the end of the night i took off my Van Halen t shirt & gave it to Tom telling him if your going to be a rock star you better start wearing t shirts like this. I wish them both well & navigated my way across Percy St to get the bus home. About 6 months later there was a documentary on BBC about guitar greats it featured Hendrix , Blackmore, Beck, Page etc. Then right at the very end they showed some footage of Tom playing at The Moira Arms in Donington. It wasnt until a few years later I found out what happened John drove Tom down to Donington managed to persuade the pub landlord to let Tom play that night. It just so happened that Vai's roadie was in the pub. He got John & Tom backstage the following day & were taken to Vai's caravan Tom plugged his guitar in started playing & Vai was blown away. The rest as they say is history Tom featured as "Little Stevie Vai" in the video for The audience Is Listening. After that Tom & Vai got some other talented youngsters together & formed a band Bad 4 Good they featured on MTV eventually Tom came back to the UK. He's now manager of a music shop in Newcastle & the last couple of years has taken up playing again. He very recently released an e.p. under the name McRoclin called Beginnings & in November support Dragonforce on their UK tour playing in Newcastle on the 14th I'm hoping to get along were me & Tom have decided to have a meet up.

Bruce would never have got that result if Rafa had never existed.

Almiron and ASM for fuck sake