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I can clear this one up, Tom. I believe they're 3rd division footballers.

Remember when we were jealous that The Don bought them (with parachute payments), replaced the seats (with free labor) and Short paid off their debt (to cut and run)

"Well diary, that was the night that wasn't for the Geordie King of the castle once of the district of Aston on the return to his former kingdom. Even worse than the defeat was yours trulynot being available for selection due to injury. Ah overdosed on some kamagra and in a rush to change the ten minute free view over to babestation ah sprained me ankle instead of spraining me wrist as ah intended in the first place! Anyways ah got down to a local to watch Brucies heroes even though ah was in pain but like Rocky in the 12th round versus Apollo Creed ah got through the pain barrier but couldn't help yelling out 'Mackem Bastards' at some rarfi divvies slagging off the toon as the pain of seeing Brucie's former employers beating Newcastle United was too much. Ah got a funny look off some internet geek when ah said it but one glare from the Knight was enough to have the poor lad touching cloth when he realised just who the beast he'd awoken was. Lol! Poor lad nearly had a heart attack. Anyways, five things don't right themselves! Lol. Laters!"

Cowardly statement by be police which they subsequently turned their back on

Credit where it's due, I'm still enjoying Burton.

Beautiful.

Shame they’re all Jews

I'm racking my brains to work out what involvement the mackems had in this.

Marco van Basten suspended following Nazi remark https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/50551888 Someone won’t be surprised.

With all due respect to the "chief" rabbi, he can fuck off. Further rises in child poverty, homelessness and the death of the NHS topped with a possible no deal Brexit, or grown adults squabbling about fucking religion. If it genuinely is a choice between the two, then I'm afraid there's only one winner, unfortunate that it is that we have to have either.

Enjoy Burton, part 372.

Andrew Neill May well be an odious cunt but he has always been perfectly impartial on TV and a pain in the sides of all he interviews.

Off the top of my head - investigate the alleged 100+ outstanding cases. Listen to what the Jewish Labour Movement says, don’t leave these cases unresolved. - permanently expel those found spreading AS. Don’t let them hang around like a bad smell for years, like with Livingstone. And don’t let them back in, like with Naz shah - don’t debate new AS guidelines on the sabbath, denying religious Jews the chance to participate. - adopt accepted international definition of AS - support Labour MPs subjected to AS abuse. Do more to help Jewish MPs under attack - two left the party, saying they had no alternative but to resign the whip. - crack down on NEC members engaging in or turning a blind eye to AS There are myriad examples in this thread if anyone can be arsed to dig them up. To suggest it’s another MSM conspiracy is frankly nonsense (not that you are) i think his resignation might be the only thing that makes this all go away. The lines are blurred on the hard left/socialist worker wing when it comes to criticism of Israel - there is plenty to be critical of - but it often spills over into Jewish banker-led western imperialism territory. See the AS trope mural that Corbyn somehow failed to identify. The influx of new members under Corbyn is driving it and he doesn’t crack down hard enough, I suspect, partially because he’s stubborn, but also because he doesn’t want to alienate his strongest supporters.

Bloke in the pub tonight started screaming about "Mackem Bastards" because someone was slagging off the performance and I immediately thought of the Toon Army's finest foot soldier.

You’d think you German lads would know which was which.…

Karma? Not quite it. Kismet? Closer. Ahhh yes. Poetic justice. That's the badger. Nothing like Burton to provide the perfect dose of schadenfreude on a wet winter night.

their below-the-pub league bogey team, both karma and irony at their reespective fucking sweetests

Well that’s a ray of sunshine on a shitty day.

Can I read less?

Don't fucking tell me what to do.

headline of the year

WHAT ABOUT THE BLACK JEWISH FOLK MR CHIEF RABBI??

That or death

It's okay to hate Catholics because they hate themselves.

I hear one of the victims was a Go Lee Kowad

All the leadership candidates agreed on live national TV to hold an enquiry into islamophobia yet they've all happily sat by while it's been diluted into an investigation on racism in general and put on the back burner. Meanwhile there's barely been any mention of it from Gloom's lot.

I still think that evening standard article from a few days ago which invented Corbyn's response to make him look bad is one of the most horrific bits of reporting I've ever seen. The media have only ever cared about this because it's the only thing that actually sticks and i cannot be persuaded otherwise at this point. That doesn't make ewerk wrong and i think he's right in fact, but I'm not going to sit here and think to myself that anyone in the media gives a fuck about this issue beyond hurting Labour.

Aye. A personal friend of Boris & a card carrying member of the Conservative party. He can fuck right off.

Accused of bigotry by an Ulsterman. Nowhere left to go from here really

He was just clueless. Brillo isn’t there to hear about your policy platform. He is there to tear you apart and he has done his research and knows where the holes in the argument are. You’re absolutely right - just be honest, or pragmatic. How much better would have come across of he just said, “yes, I’m sorry for AS in the Labour party. Yes, we will have to borrow to pay for waspi women, yes I’ll protect the country from terrorists” just play the fucking game!

Fuck me, he really did almost make prince Andrew look good. Why couldn't Corbyn say sorry for antisemitism? Why are people who say Rothschild and Israel control the world still in Labour (and not dealt with, as he said?) Why did he stand on stage with antisemites? It’s a must watch for everyone who has asked me why I think there is an AS problem in the Labour Party and anyone still grappling whether Corbyn has failed on the issue. Absolutely dire performance. bastani

Who will be manager number 3 come March?

I mean, Brummies have a reputation (well earned) for being boring, but jesus wept you'd have hoped there'd be some personality in there somewhere. Imagine logging onto the opponents board the night after. Not there and then when tempers will likely be up, but after, when everyone's accepted the result and moved on. Lifting craic.

He could ask him when he’s going to kick out the Anti Semite, Rees Mogg?

That was brutal. But it won't make any difference. Most people watching that will be more struck by what an awful cunt Neil is. The fucking goading question about the terrorist was mental btw. "But Mr Corbyn, this man is wearing a suicide vest.... He's planning to send people to this country to do us harm.... He's just said blokes with allotments are all benders.... Mr Corbyn, this man says your damson jam tastes like Tory spunk."

“Anyways, five things don't right themselves”

Fortunately nobody but silly cunts like us will be watching this.

Pap

Whey

The idea that you've got to be bang up for nuclear war to be a leader SHOULD be fucking idiotic. The "OMG he can't even say he would melt half the planet" reaction is what's wrong, not Corbyn's apprehension.

A large 6.4 earthquake has caused widespread improvements in Albania https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-50555776

Cunt.

He’s the kind of player I reckon keegan would get the most out of I’ve never seen anything in Atsu to suggest he has similar potential. Not that I disagree about rotating them

Completely disagree. He looked loads better last season. The longer he’s gone without a goal, the poorer he’s looked. He’s a confidence player. I don’t know if it’ll happen for him with us but I’ve seen enough to think it might still.

“Two Fanny Rayvins, There’s only two Fanny Rayvins!”

None. Accept the fact that there’s fuck all you can do except vote.

Essembee's team of the decade; 1. A. Coward. 2. A. Coward. 3. A. Coward. 4. A. Coward. 5. A. Coward. 6. A. Coward. 7. A. Coward. 8. A. Coward. 9. A. Coward. 10. A. Coward. 11. A. Coward. Sub's: 12. Eleventh. 13. May. 14. Nineteen seventy. Manager. Fulwell End.