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This lass's face. Fucking contempt written all over it for the fat sack of horseshit sat in front of her.

'Honestly luv, I was only trying to get some sun on my arsehole' [/Monkeys Fist]

The fucking state of that headline.

I don't buy this story at all. The whole point about after sun is its soothing, right? I reckon you mixed up your tub of vaseline with a tub of Vicks vapour rub, you animal.

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/who-foresaw-the-fans-would-turn-against-stewart-and-charlie.1495565/ This may be my favourite thread ever.

They finally get to play on European nights eh. It’s absolutely fucking magic that Burton continue to have their fucking lives after the way they went on about them. Firmly in mid table now as well

He'll pull it. Less damaging than the alternative, even though it shows him to be a coward.

...and take down our trousers.

It is when you factor in the stupidity and stubbornness of people in this country.

North Battle Hill.

Cut of denim shorts indeed. Did you “work” your way around Europe as a George Michael impersonator?

Over 75s registering to vote ffs. That’d be like if I made all of us watch a shit film and then left halfway through.

Of course you c

Aye. Burton have had to knock down a partition and extend the trophy room

Long story short, ran out of keks after a week of putting up tents in hot sun, made the mistake of going commando for a day in cut off denim shorts. By the end of the day my starfish was like Lesley Ashe’s duckface. I had a bottle of aftersun and thought “ that’ll sooth it”. About 5 seconds after I slapped some on it… I actually did a handstand in the shower to soothe the puckering for about 20 minutes. Don’t put after sun on your sweaty winker, kids

He was just clueless. Brillo isn’t there to hear about your policy platform. He is there to tear you apart and he has done his research and knows where the holes in the argument are. You’re absolutely right - just be honest, or pragmatic. How much better would have come across of he just said, “yes, I’m sorry for AS in the Labour party. Yes, we will have to borrow to pay for waspi women, yes I’ll protect the country from terrorists” just play the fucking game!

Credit where it's due, I'm still enjoying Burton.

"Well diary, that was the night that wasn't for the Geordie King of the castle once of the district of Aston on the return to his former kingdom. Even worse than the defeat was yours trulynot being available for selection due to injury. Ah overdosed on some kamagra and in a rush to change the ten minute free view over to babestation ah sprained me ankle instead of spraining me wrist as ah intended in the first place! Anyways ah got down to a local to watch Brucies heroes even though ah was in pain but like Rocky in the 12th round versus Apollo Creed ah got through the pain barrier but couldn't help yelling out 'Mackem Bastards' at some rarfi divvies slagging off the toon as the pain of seeing Brucie's former employers beating Newcastle United was too much. Ah got a funny look off some internet geek when ah said it but one glare from the Knight was enough to have the poor lad touching cloth when he realised just who the beast he'd awoken was. Lol! Poor lad nearly had a heart attack. Anyways, five things don't right themselves! Lol. Laters!"

Clive James was a regular supplier of clips with CHEBS on them. A great hero to teenage boys.

Script approval isn’t something to be rushed…

His only interest in Ukraine is the whereabouts of Ivan Drago.

And Jonathan Miller.

Clive James too, loved his ITV shows back in the day https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdETDP2Vn9c

Now watch the cunt trying to avoid doing it.

Correct. 1965-1980?? That means we think millennials and boomers are both a set of cunts

I think initial reactions are that it isn't quite the smoking gun that Labour would like it to be.

Two thoughts on this. First, this should be a game changer, but I fear it won't be, because, you know, Corbyn. Second, at the same time it raises the stakes massively. If England votes in the conservatives, knowing this information, they have given the tories the green light to go ahead and destroy the service. My employment will be one of the first to go. No place for NICE and evidence based cost-effectiveness when the US market can dictate what we pay.

Never seen that before

Aye, it's the Jews.

I heard someone refer to their house in Greater Benton, which is what some people are calling West Allotment now

Just like the chief rabbi made his statement to preempt the faith and race manifesto.

I guess we can say... that's the end of the rhodes for him.

HMHM isn’t a c

Karma? Not quite it. Kismet? Closer. Ahhh yes. Poetic justice. That's the badger. Nothing like Burton to provide the perfect dose of schadenfreude on a wet winter night.

Remember when Grabban left because they were slagging him off for only scoring all the time and doing nowt else

Another point of view...

I can clear this one up, Tom. I believe they're 3rd division footballers.

That's some high quality bantz right there. I wonder what other Villa fans think of this woeful craic.

Cowardly statement by be police which they subsequently turned their back on

Yeah but you don't have to make us feel bad about it.

It's okay to hate Catholics because they hate themselves.

That one's true though

I'm racking my brains to work out what involvement the mackems had in this.

i don't disagree with him but they are two of his obvious weaknesses which stick with a lot of voters. a more savvy leader would play the game. they went after him on both issues a lot more last time around.

Being inherently pacifist isn’t a bad thing- if he believes that engaging in discussion with “terrorists” can result in peaceful resolutions, what’s the problem? The Good Friday agreement, which the Tories seem hell bent on pissing all over, would never have happened without engaging terrorists. Edit; His handling of the Anti-Semiitism issue has been fucking woeful though.