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This lass's face. Fucking contempt written all over it for the fat sack of horseshit sat in front of her.

'Honestly luv, I was only trying to get some sun on my arsehole' [/Monkeys Fist]

The fucking state of that headline.

I don't buy this story at all. The whole point about after sun is its soothing, right? I reckon you mixed up your tub of vaseline with a tub of Vicks vapour rub, you animal.

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/who-foresaw-the-fans-would-turn-against-stewart-and-charlie.1495565/ This may be my favourite thread ever.

They finally get to play on European nights eh. It’s absolutely fucking magic that Burton continue to have their fucking lives after the way they went on about them. Firmly in mid table now as well

He'll pull it. Less damaging than the alternative, even though it shows him to be a coward.

...and take down our trousers.

It is when you factor in the stupidity and stubbornness of people in this country.

North Battle Hill.

Cut of denim shorts indeed. Did you “work” your way around Europe as a George Michael impersonator?

Over 75s registering to vote ffs. That’d be like if I made all of us watch a shit film and then left halfway through.

Of course you c

Aye. Burton have had to knock down a partition and extend the trophy room

Long story short, ran out of keks after a week of putting up tents in hot sun, made the mistake of going commando for a day in cut off denim shorts. By the end of the day my starfish was like Lesley Ashe’s duckface. I had a bottle of aftersun and thought “ that’ll sooth it”. About 5 seconds after I slapped some on it… I actually did a handstand in the shower to soothe the puckering for about 20 minutes. Don’t put after sun on your sweaty winker, kids

He was just clueless. Brillo isn’t there to hear about your policy platform. He is there to tear you apart and he has done his research and knows where the holes in the argument are. You’re absolutely right - just be honest, or pragmatic. How much better would have come across of he just said, “yes, I’m sorry for AS in the Labour party. Yes, we will have to borrow to pay for waspi women, yes I’ll protect the country from terrorists” just play the fucking game!

Credit where it's due, I'm still enjoying Burton.

"Well diary, that was the night that wasn't for the Geordie King of the castle once of the district of Aston on the return to his former kingdom. Even worse than the defeat was yours trulynot being available for selection due to injury. Ah overdosed on some kamagra and in a rush to change the ten minute free view over to babestation ah sprained me ankle instead of spraining me wrist as ah intended in the first place! Anyways ah got down to a local to watch Brucies heroes even though ah was in pain but like Rocky in the 12th round versus Apollo Creed ah got through the pain barrier but couldn't help yelling out 'Mackem Bastards' at some rarfi divvies slagging off the toon as the pain of seeing Brucie's former employers beating Newcastle United was too much. Ah got a funny look off some internet geek when ah said it but one glare from the Knight was enough to have the poor lad touching cloth when he realised just who the beast he'd awoken was. Lol! Poor lad nearly had a heart attack. Anyways, five things don't right themselves! Lol. Laters!"

Johnson does what’s good for Johnson isn’t exactly a surprise to me tbh. BBC must’ve missed that part of his life when he was a venal self serving cunt ie all of it

It'll be for infection control. He'll be crawling.

Shame the video ends just as he talks about getting nurses from around the world, since there's a fairly fucking obvious instant source he's just about to cut us off from.

Another BBC "mistake" that looks like favouring the Tories.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the President of the United States of America.

To think that they sold a share of 10% today for 390m as we are stuck with the fat cunt pretending to sell the club for 350m after he pissed the sheiks of a decade ago because he was pissed...

And obligingly part our buttocks

Correct. 1965-1980?? That means we think millennials and boomers are both a set of cunts

Aye, it's the Jews.

I heard someone refer to their house in Greater Benton, which is what some people are calling West Allotment now

Like having this dude on the board

it's actually much harder to answer the question the way he tried to, than to simply shut down brillo's line of attack and apologise. stubborn old fool

It's not a deflection, this conference on the NHS will have been planned weeks in advance. If it gains traction then it's a happy coincidence.

Karma? Not quite it. Kismet? Closer. Ahhh yes. Poetic justice. That's the badger. Nothing like Burton to provide the perfect dose of schadenfreude on a wet winter night.

Remember when Grabban left because they were slagging him off for only scoring all the time and doing nowt else

He's followed by over a million people and has now been interviewed by the BBC amongst other outlets. Like it or not, he has clout with the brainless. I know you hate the guy and are determined to minimise him, in part because he represents part of a wider threat to traditional media, but rationally he is a contributory problem and increasingly so.

Taken seriously by you? No. Taken seriously by leave and Trump voters. You bet. I mean, keep ignoring it but they're fucking loving where the world is right now.

Was that before or after they fell out of the Championship? I can’t remember because I was seething with aforementioned jealousy. The only, sole, single, solitary thing these fucking mouth breathers have ever consistently bettered us at is being spectacularly shite- no matter how hard we try, they always fuck it up way better than we do. It’s masterful

Remember when we were jealous that The Don bought them (with parachute payments), replaced the seats (with free labor) and Short paid off their debt (to cut and run)

Well that’s a ray of sunshine on a shitty day.

Andrew Neill May well be an odious cunt but he has always been perfectly impartial on TV and a pain in the sides of all he interviews.

“Anyways, five things don't right themselves”

That’s why Boss Rabbi hates him!

Feyenoord marra.

That or death

So someone says that Labour are the only party to encourage voter registration and I correct them and that means I'm argumentative? Say it again and I'll knock nine shades of shit out of you.

That one's true though

I'm racking my brains to work out what involvement the mackems had in this.