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Glad to hear you’re ok man. DON’T PUT AFTERSUN ON IT!

The number of things Brexit achieves being as low as it is, I actually think that might be believable.

back in the office now, safe, thanks everyone. there was a moment when it was brown trousers time. first thing i was asked back in the office was "did you get any video?" no, sorry, i was too busy SHITTING MY PANTS AND RUNNING

Karma!

His hoverboard would’ve scared the shit out of all the donkeys.

I’d have jumped on the lass filming, and held her down with my groin, for safety and that.

Blur fans never die.

Gloom's never said which media company he works for. No prizes for guessing who now is there?

‘I still hold Labour values’ while standing on a stage beside Boris Johnson encouraging people to vote for him. What a cunt.

My mother-in-law (sort of) goes to Slimming World and some bint there did a talk on why everyone should be vegan. A fortnight later she was eating meat and fish again

And this is what terrifies me and why I am proud to be a fanny about politics. If the tories win the next election by a large majority it won't just be welfare, education, and the NHS that cops it. It will be all our institutions, including the media and judiciary, and very possibly parliament itself. Its honestly possible we will suffer an irreversible hit and I admit I'm scared shitless of the prospect.

So, Johnson actually was replaced by an ice sculpture. Can it actually get much more surreal than this? But what does @Dr Gloom make of this? The tories threatening to strip channel 4 of their license? https://www.buzzfeed.com/amphtml/alexwickham/boris-johnson-is-threatening-to-review-channel-4s?__twitter_impression=true I mention this because it's clear what pressure the BBC is under and it explains why, to everyone but Gloom, they have a clear bias towards the tories.

Why do sky always put us on? He's after publicity and he wants us to help him out. Fuck him.

Johnson and Corbyn have suspended campaigning following the London Bridge attack, so expect a Farage poster launch imminently.

I know your wife and sister have had a traumatic day but there's no need to try and outdo them.

You soft cunts wouldn’t have lasted five minutes in Belfast in the eighties.

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Gloomy’s hoverboard has a shield iirc.

They like Dwight Gayle but his potential wage is expensive and Leeds are up against the limits of Financial Fair Play (FFP) regulations. The Newcastle United forward is likely to join Nottingham Forest in January instead.

She’s fondling her puppies a bit further down.

Eye had a brows, eye.

Yeh Although apparently he was trying to stop the bloke.

This shit needs to be exposed each and every time it happens. By the by, but nearly all the GPs I know work part time now anyway as the job is just too stressful full time. The principal partner of my GPs is also off long term over stress.

My sister-in-law who is a consultant just sent me this from her Dr group chat;

I think Santo is as well

Maybe crisps is what the front three are bringing to the team.

Really? I think its arguably much worse, because its subtle. And guess what, the BBC is supposed to be impartial, whereas the CCHQ aren't. I am certain it was deliberate because there was no reason to do it, except to put Johnson in a positive light. Did the order come from the top? I don't know, that's why I think it needs an investigation. I'm wondering what it will take until you see there is a problem here. Probably be too late by the time you do.

The idea that any institution is able to be incapable of bias is ridiculous. It seems clear which way the BBC leans. Not that this should be a surprise to anyone. I said a week or so ago that it's not good enough to simply point to right wingers bleating about BBC bias and use that to claim that it's probably impartial (both sides complain), because those right wingers are often utter morons. The BBC is biased against Labour and the left. I don't think it means to be, but through sheer fear of the Tories, they have become it. Spineless and broken institution.

Used to be on after match of the day and before Parkinson

MSM. THEYRE ALL IN IT TOGETHER

The more I’m seeing the less I’m convinced I was right. I think the BBC need to investigate the errors made during this campaign. I also think we need to review the government’s influence in the BBC charter and an independent group to look at the minimum number of debates and interviews required from the main parties in future elections.

mind blowing article, or it would be if you weren't aware of the absolute contempt the police had for football supporters during that era. not much, if anything, has changed. duckenfield is suffering from ptsd? is he fuck, he suffers from a complete lack of compasion or remorse and has done for 30 years. he's a fucking lamentable, lying criminal. nothing else.

To give himself some semblance of relevance

Maybe Tommy Robinson fucked them off so they had time to fill?

Why the fuck is Stanley Johnson being given interview time on BBC Breakfast to put his case forward? Rhetorical question obviously

What a ridiculous headline. A WOMAN breaking a sports record? Pull the other one.

I mean they sort of have to mention us tbh, without mentioning that they’re our local rival no one would know who the scruffy cunts are.

Moaning because he's mentioned Newcastle in it. Well, two things; 1. They're guilty of bringing us into nigh on every football conversation, so turn about's fair, no? 2. It's a national newspaper, people need to be reminded exactly who Sunderland are. Newcastle's local "rivals" is a useful short cut.

Spot on Here they were in the hands of the legal establishment, watching a stripped-down framing of another new set of truths, as if nothing had ever been decided or admitted before, in 30 years. https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/nov/28/how-david-duckenfield-trial-left-hillsborough-families-distraught-again

I wouldn't have thought there would be enough land between the sage & the Baltic for a modern arena... I expect wykiki is all over this fucker too 😬

Two reasons to vote Labour

I think we're all going through a range of emotions on this. Honestly I'm glad this community is here. We're all in the foxhole together.

Apologies to @ewerk for name calling by the way. I’m just very, very, very frustrated & I’m trying my best not to lose faith in this country.

HMHM isn’t a c

Long story short, ran out of keks after a week of putting up tents in hot sun, made the mistake of going commando for a day in cut off denim shorts. By the end of the day my starfish was like Lesley Ashe’s duckface. I had a bottle of aftersun and thought “ that’ll sooth it”. About 5 seconds after I slapped some on it… I actually did a handstand in the shower to soothe the puckering for about 20 minutes. Don’t put after sun on your sweaty winker, kids

I did that next week.

That reminds me, I keep meaning to pm Andrew or SammyNB to get the result of the match so I can get a bet on before it kicks off

Speaking of Star Wars, do you know the average internal temperature of a Tauntaun?