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Still in 11th place of the third division of English football but now 5 (five) points away from a play off place currently occupied by.....checks table..... Coventry City.

This is a corker. Do not go gentle into that good night, Old age should burn and rave at close of day; Rage, rage against the dying of the Stadium of light

Fucking marvellous. If I knew any hot womans I’d be doing the sex.

"Who knows what tomorrow brings In a town few managers survive All I know is the way I feel When it's real, I keep it alive The road is long There's magedia in our way But we drop a step every day Don take us down where we belong Where the children cry, mam and dad are high Don take us down where we belong Mags far from the league's below, where the crisp packets blow Some hang on to "used to be" Live their lives looking behind All we have is here and now All our life, out there to find The road is long There's magedia in our way But we drop down a step every day Don take us down where we belong Where the mackems cry, if the mags win on Sky Don take us down where we belong Far from the league we know, up where the clear winds blow Time goes by It's time to cry Life's you and I Alive today Don take us down where we belong Where the mackems cry, if the mags win on Sky Don take us down where we belong Far from the league we know, up where the clear winds blow Don take us down where we belong Where the teenage girls cry, when AJ touches their thigh Don take us down where we belong....."

Maybe they could call the next season Sunderland ‘Til I Die of Embarrassment?

If he waits a bit, he’ll be “where he belongs” anyway.

Does this mean we are 2019 top dogs? Or is that not a thing anymore?

A late Gillingham winner

“Hot women” Hello, fellow men. I love to watch sports and eat spiced meat produce. Go team!

Ah yes, the fabled ‘Everton way’ of being mid table non-entities for thirty years. Also see: ‘West Ham way’.

Sunlin til I Die; Season 3. Directed by James Cameron. ( the mortality rate must’ve fucking skyrocketed on wearside ).

They've already hit the ice berg, have broken up, and are sinking rapidly halfway down the depths of the cold North Atlantic. They're so fucked they're almost not funny any more. Where's the fun in poking a dead body with sticks? But then the next low happens and it still raises a amile. All they have left now is bitterness. The main targets being Ellis, Moyes, and us (DS and CM also now appearing). Take this ridiculous thread for the bitterness stakes for instance. https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/who-would-you-rather-see-relegated-a-moyes-led-everton-or-our-beloved-neighbours.1496480/page-2#post-30857594

fucking hell

Or win. That proves Benitez was shit, remember?

There's a lot of vitriol towards Donald Stewart on this thread. Who could have seen this happening? https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/donald-out.1496733/

At least it’s only a 600 mile round trip for the fans

Is it? They've changed owners, managers, players, and even the stadium. They're still shit and getting worse. So what's the problem, what's not been accounted for? Ah yes, the fans themselves. They need a fuck ton of self reflection.

And even if they did change the entire squad they’re still run by a two bit chancer looking to cash out.

If it was raining soup, you’d be outside with a fork.

They’re mint to have as local rivals tbf to them. The maddest bit is they’ll have a close eye on our game tomorrow and will be full of it if we lose or draw.

such a shame. still.... they've still got 'poocastle' to help them through their dark days.

At least they won’t have to worry about finding parking near Wembley for a bit.

“uploadsing” , slow down Tonto.

Are ‘they’? Fucking fascinating that like, marra

Matt here misses nothing.

I’m surprised they haven’t condemned that fountain after that wife had a dynamite in it.

Boring fight but done what he needed to do.

Joshua didn’t sing the anthem. Does he not respect our brave boys?!!

Given the variety of abuse that goes on in Wearside car parks, I'd say verbal is the preferred option.

Protesting the ownership is out, mind you. Very Mag-like behaviour apparently. I mean, it's fine to boo the manager, jeer the players and desert the stadium when you're losing... But God help you if you boycott in the first place.

I was bored.

Aye, think the atmosphere will take its usual poisonous turn the rest of this season which could set them up for a relegation scrap next season hopefully.

Nigel Pearson sitting watching Watford drawing with Palace in the Premier League must be thinking what was going on his mind when he opted for this rather than away defeats at Gillingham in the third division of English football. The mad bastard.

What’s his point? Low expectations versus zero expectations?

Love the avatar, marra

They were buzzing about someone they knew was from a PR background feeding them incredibly unsubtle sound bites 😂

Not sure that I think he should have lost the court case for something so trivial, but the whole matter did confirm to me that Musk is a thin-skinned fuckhead. In terms of the guy's brand, it's probably done enough damage to teach him a lesson.

It'sa really confusing time for them, some are actually willing Newcastle to win simply because we liked Benitez and were not impressed with Bruce's appointment. As if Bruce's "success" somehow proves our admiration for Benitez was unfounded. At first I thought there was some kind of change of heart as quite a few posters are giving our back line praise, but reckon it's just that the usual crowd who crow the loudest in their anti-Newcastle fervour have gone suspiciously quiet. I'm sure they'll come back if/when we have a bad run. A third year in the third tier will knacker them for them for ages, and it's not like they've begun the process of turning the ship around yet. It's still travelling full steam ahead towards the iceberg.

I'm actually with musk on this one, they were both being childish dickheads in equal amounts and the bloke was trying to sue him for 190 million dollars.

Let’s face it, if they stay in League One next season that’s the end of the Netflix series and that’s a loss for all of us.

Funny as fuck if they have a third season in the third division. Honestly, fucking amazing how their constant new manager bounce against us papered over the cracks to the extent it was a massive false economy where they've slid down the pan like a particularly runny diarrhoea looking back up at us in the distance. Shame, real shame that.

Remember when they were all weirdly buzzing to have a bloke who worked in PR to have influence at the club. It’s amazing to me they still follow us and pay as much attention to us as they do at this point. While we aren’t good it’s pretty unlikely we are going down this year based on the nearly half season so far, and they won’t be going up. At this point we’re light years apart footballing wise, yet they’re still trying to get insults in when we lose to Villa or draw with Wolves or something. Fucking weirdos.

I was door knocking for Labour in north west Durham last night. (Consett) Went to this one house, the garden was desolate. Got to the front door - there was a hole in it the size of a 50p, knocked. This fella came to the window....house was a state. He was clearly in a bad way. We asked who he was voting for, you can guess the rest.

David Bowie: "You look a bit down in the dumps, Bing. What's wrong?" Bing Crosby: "my inflatable arsehole needs blown up." Bowie: "Do you want to borrow my rubber bum pump?" Bing: "Rubber bum pump?" Bowie: "Rubber bum pump."

I see tory boy has resigned.

Narrowly beaten by "Ponteland airport* for me.

Partly because we've had to play Shelvey who has no interest in short passes, partly because that season we were aiming for Rondon as quickly as possible. In Schar, Lejeune and to a lesser extent Clark & Fernandez we've got centre back who're very comfortable on the ball. With a decent defensive midfielder we could definitely play a more patient game.