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Thank-you Ant, 87 and counting.

Heyman, I was just 15 in 1947 and was just learning about filth.

Fucking hell. I leave the board for half a day and when I come back everyone is a Faragist. This country.

Knight Ryder: "a Burnley fan had the audacity to say 'how do you watch that every week?' Ah couldn't believe what ah was hearing, here, like. Ah gans up to him, gives him the Ryder glare ah gave to them lippy cunts outside McDonald's who were asking iz forra 'tab mister' and telt im straight. 'Are yee for real, like?' his face went a bit funny and he walked off canny sharpish. Lol. You don't mess with the Knight. Laters." Twenty minutes later..... Burnley fan: "A wuh joking on with a couple of Geor-dayz about how crap the game, ah say, how crap the game was and one of them, a bald lad, said something ah just couldn't understand. Mind, ah understood he must've had a right good drink the night before and had a kebab of something cos his breath almost made me sick on the spot. Ah couldn't get away quick enough, ah tell ya."

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/anyone-see-that-half-time-challenge-yesterday.1497896/ So wound up by a Blackpool fan winning the half time challenge that they all think he should have been chinned in the middle of the pitch. Why do they all think they’re Tony Soprano?

I’d prefer to get to a point where a bloke who’s failed to become an MP multiple times has a far lesser say in British politics.

I'd like to think the Knight Ryder is displaying an ironic lack of self-awareness, but I'm not entirely sure that's true....

Did he have a conehead and stink of duck?

Had a mint taxi driver who reckoned it was his dream come true yesterday because we had a Geordie manager and captain. Also reckoned Andy Cole and Ruel Fox were moved on because Tino used to sell them coke. Even though neither were at the club at the same time as Asprilla

Farage backing a cause that would be popular with the working class is simply an exercise in reducing Labour votes, just like UKIP was and just like the Brexit Party is.

See: West Ham/Bournemouth or Sheffield United/Southampton for reference.

Happy Birthday Noelie. Here’s some filth from when you were a young buck

Had a shite this morning that was some unit. I actually had to give it the old Captain Morgan treatment; one leg lifted up on a nearby stool to give it a bit more leeway to evacuate. Nearly cracked the bottom of the bowl. The kind of shite where you need a tab after it.

Kirk FUCKING Douglas will still be kicking his height come NYE.

Archer is a quick hit of easy laughs too.

Thought this was a bit childish & puerile https://www.facebook.com/groups/618955365312116/ so I signed up immediately

Marvellous Mrs Maisel

Yeah, tbh Meenzer Netflix is fairly amazing in how comprehensive it is. Documentaries alone will keep you going for ages. iPlayer and Netflix is all you need imo. I'm not watching the news or current affairs for a few years personally.

Finally got Netflix. If the only way to survive this shitshow is to become a bovine consumer and block out the wider world, bring it on.

Started a new save with the new patch, highlight so far

AV was a terrible option as well, which didn’t help in 2011. In other news, it’s not that long ago lying about your job in a campaign would have lead to serious questions about your future as an MP

When you're in the bog and say nearby stool...

Hold on a minute there. Not just a female leader but a lesbian too? The lisp thing works for women as well, doesn’t it?

Macron. (Just for @Howay).

Incredible. Perhaps we are about to hear cries of fake news media from this side of the Atlantic too. Everything else has been straight from the Bannon playbook so why not?

Current Ameobi ffs.

A slice of pizza and a nice walk is the probably the highlight of the average match these days

How much was on the back of your legs?

12th in League 1. Is this another weekend where they end up in their club's lowest ever position?

It’s been a shite week, this album always puts me in a good mood, so… https://youtu.be/j21pUaInxWo ( It’s Mario’s Cafe, opening track of So Tough by Saint Etienne, YouTube links are still fucky on here).

"Dave in case you're still there. I wuh tryin to tell you about fat lass in office. Will not shut up about chuffin Love Island."