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I had a season ticket for 26 years. I gave it up because he's a cunt.

Knight Ryder: "Welcome to the Toon, home of Newcastle United, Valentino. My first burning question to you is this.....(tries to keep grin in).....Have you ever.....(looks around room, smug look on his face, then looks back at new signing)..... have you ever seen a mackem in Milan?"

So, I'm off to my MSc graduation at York University today. This all arose after a casual chat with Chez Given in Tilley's some 11 years ago. Mad how time flies. (The reason it took so long was there was a 7 year gap in the middle where my work refused to fund me).

Just realised that he’s definitely going to ask him if he’s ever seen a Mackem in Milan, isn’t he?

Ryder'd Your Post.

That was someone else, Renton just pissed all over the house and on here when Sammy Seagull and his family moved into his chimney.

Having his medical now per Paperback Ryder. Lazaro, woah-oh! Lazaro, woah-oh! He’s come from Italy, he’ll probably break his knee

my old man started taking to me to matches at the back end of the 60s. i rarely missed a home game thereafter till 2008. i got my first season ticket in the early 90s only because it became a necessity, prior to that i was only really aware they exsisted for upstairs in the west stand and likewise in the east stand once it was built. the old popular side was where i cut me teeth. as it stands it's completely unecessary to have a season ticket for nufc, not even to save a few pennies. on the contrary, hang on for a year or so and you'll be able to get one for nowt like the recent 10,000 backdrops for a sports direct advert. no disrespect mate, but you're courting the wrong people for your survey, because the current crop of nufc season ticket holders are the most profoundly stupid people ever to set foot in st james' park. oh and just in case you missed it the first time..... mike ashley is a cunt, i hope he gets sucked in to a jet engine.

He’s the new self appointed contrarian. Big shoes to fill now CT is in semi retirement....

That's a reasonable view in most clubs maybe, but there's a solid contingent of non-plastic and non-fair weather fans who refuse to buy season tickets for NUFC these days. Well into the thousands. I would also suggest that you haven't perhaps factored in the economics of some people's situations, and that your research might be skewed a bit in favour of better off fans (who can afford to up-front a season ticket/have the job stability to commit to ongoing payments - and who may indeed be plastics despite this). At least it's worth noting down as a consideration. Either way, I suggest that with our club, you'll struggle to find anyone outside of Sunderland who doesn't think the owner is a cunt. Good luck though.

What a completely unexpected surprise Tell you what mate, it’s cut down into nice bite sized tabloid paragraphs. if you feel that strongly, take them one by one and explain why you feel that Mr Reade’s column has come out of the rear end of a horse. Back yourself up...

Here's my own question. What the fuck have you got against fans who don't have a season ticket? Fuck your survey and fuck you!

I wouldn’t hold your breath.

As Mark Douglas looks on, shaking his head.

Nice one and enjoy the Railway museum after!

I definitely saw it after I got home but can't find it - I had a good look when he signed. That's where he committed two capital crimes in five words: "Who do want to win Steve?" "United, I mean Man United"

'Newcastle will always be a club close to my heart but I just couldn't turn down the opportunity to come home to United'.

Just chuck your hot dog at the steward

Says the soft southern fairy...

He’s fuckin Irish. You know what those cunts are like

The fuck you got against him?

This has gone well

You need to improve your researching skills mate.

KD/J69 will be fewmin at this demotion.

Fuck off man.

Most of it is absolutely spot on tbf

https://canoe.com/entertainment/television/pricasso-simon-cowell-leaves-britains-got-talent-after-man-paints-with-penis-at-audition/wcm/af3fec43-5c62-4778-994b-72ae692628ed

Is Fabrice Pancrate still knocking about? Could still do a job for Ole.

He's a cunt /thread

Yellows fans 'Big *day out' tomorrow. me included! Really looking forward to it and it will be my first chance to see the club I have been supporting for a life time at such an iconic stadium. *W/e etc. Concerned that while the Mags seem to have found good form- we have suffered a glut of injuries and consequently lost ours! We have made a few new signings, but they have not had chance to bond with their new team mates yet. Even so, you can expect our lads to be competitive and play some decent football. We have some pacey and tricky burgers capable of getting behind defences. Which, is useful. Will be an amazing atmosphere no doubt, and the 3,700 or so U's fans will help by getting behind our lads! coyy!

Like you wouldn't knock one out to this:

I was just about to go online and check Milano airport's departures but once again, Lee Ryder is taking care of business for his loyal punters. Cheers, Lee!

That was Papa Lazaru as I'm sure you know.

MF playing the Witcher 3.

Leicester. The Home of Crisps.

It's on everything I think. I played it on PC - not sure how well it fares on switch, look up some reviews on that first. I like the Switch but I would have thought the Witcher 3 might be pushing its capabilities. And only go for it if you're prepared to legitimately drop about 60-80 hours finishing it (which should assist in justifying the cost). It took me two attempts if I'm honest, and I'm not quite as bowled over by it as many seem to be, but it is undeniably well executed. Suffers from weird video game nudity and sex though. Never works, don't know why anyone ever bothers with it - but the Witcher has it in spades.

Or Ant giving me a decent amount of server space.

Get a Meat Stack burger from wherever they have them now. Bar 28 is probably the closest.

Started watching Dracula knowing full well that ep 3 is going to be turd.

Anyone got a good Pizza Dough recipe? Tried making one last night using Jamie Olivers and ended up going to the shop and buying a Pizza. It was probably more the technique like. After I proved it, I was trying to stretch it and it just kept springing back* *gwan Fist, get the cock joke out of the way

won't believe that until a genuine and thorough breakdown of hoffenheim's accounts are made public. it makes no sense whatsoever. ashley/charnley/barnes have managed to piss off french clubs from lille all the way down to montpellier, (zigzaging their way enroute) with their protracted, penny pinching negotiations to such an extent owners/chairmen have threatened to never deal with newcastle again. they then crossed the border in to the basque region of spain and spent months haggling with eibar for lejeune. can't be arsed to do any reasearch (memory is failing me a bit) but i wouldn't be in the least surprised to discover our dealings with clubs in belgium and holland have lefr their directors traumatised as well. then all of a sudden, completely at odds with everything that's gone before and with seemingly with no competition for joelinton's signature we're led to believe ashley has sanctioned a £40m spend on a player whose ability doesn't even come close to warranting it. the fat cunt must've had a life changing summertime visit from the ghost of jacob marley and all the christmas spirits or a fucking severe bang on his repulsive skull. bizarre and surreal, you couldn't fucking hallucinate it.

It’ll likely be the other way round… Bentaleb whips out a pack of Seabrooks Tomato Ketchup flavour, from his Special Edition stash, and almost instantly, hundreds of metres away across the training pitches, Bruce’s nose starts twitching like a Mexican ringpiece. He sidles up to the new boy, taps him on the shoulder and says, “ Giz one man” ”No chance, these are a discontinued rarity, Boss!”, exclaims our latest recruit “ Arr, go on man,” says Bruce, “ just a quick Nabil!”