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That won’t be a problem. Your team has to have the ball in order for you to give it away....

The Knight using his pseudonym but NUFC CCTV at Longbenton caught this strange character loitering around the bushes with a camera and a notepad......

I hope everyone who gets hard ons gets fucked.

Seems a bit harsh on Tom on several levels that

Vic and Bob should do a Staveley inspired version of "Tiny Eyes" called inbred eyes Fair play to her if she manages prise Fatley's chubby, grease covered fingers off the club, but fuck me are her eyes mental.

The picture looks like a piece of Coldwar Steve artwork.

Check out this bloke working on your next redundancy package. 😉

don't do this to yourself man

Get in. I love how everyone is a secret Mackem and they're all too ashamed to publicly admit it.

if we beat norwich on saturday.... would that mean ashley isn't a cunt? bruce isn't a clueless never was? joelinton's worth £40m? andy carroll wasn't a joke signing to appease the profoundly stupid? that our support isn't being abused and seen as anything other than a back drop to an advertising hoarding? i just want the club back that i fell in love with as a 5 year old man, not the fucked up, souless monstrosity ashley's turned it in to. does that make me and others like me bad people?

I think it's more about getting hard ons over you being wrong. Not saying that's better, but no one on here is pleased we're shit.

Because, if you remember, we'd just been relegated. He cost 6.2 million 3 seasons ago. Can I suggest you take these things into consideration before you commit to airing your inane bullshit into the public realm. Thanks.

Linehan is as much a cunt as Farage, but even a stopped clock and all that.

At first I thought "oh aye parody" but that shows you how much I know Farage has taken a baseball bat to satire

If it's the hope that kills you am deed already

Cheers, I start on Monday. Fuck I must be impressive.

I've played the Euromillions this week, if that helps

They're already pre-harrassing the MP that had a pop at Ashley in parliament about it

They’re absolutely pathetic, he spent a year there on loan when he was still trying to break through ffs. I can’t remember anyone giving a fuck when Patrick Van Aanolt signed for them, and we were in the same division at the time not fucking two down. Hoping he breaks his leg ffs, and they still claim to be classy and of course his dad is a MLF according to them they are an absolutely pathetic bunch. If this takeover actually happens it’ll be interesting to see the absolute drivel they come out with.

Antivirus software (and Sweet David's hoop) on high alert

Tree Shrubbery Bush Bush Shrubbery Water feature Fire Pit Bush Box Hedge. Rockery. Gnome.

Deady Shepard more like. ©️Ayatollah

Each to their own though. If you don't get as excited by wins, if you do to want to see Steve Bruce succeed, if you would rather Joelinton prove everyone right and be as absolute dogshit as he looks then crack on. I don't dig people out for it. If I do the opposite people get their backs up. People who jumped at the chance of free season tickets are mugs apparently. Lemmings to the club. Although they weren't 6 months ago before Rafa left. I think our keeper, defence and wide men are the best we've had at the club in 2 decades and we aren't a million miles away from being a half decent team. It's pretty agricultural at times as we can't retain the ball in midfield or upfront but if we actually get Carroll fit and Bentaleb hits some form we could have a decent second half of the season. So if people want to be full of Gloom about the club that's topper. I'll keep going to the match and enjoying the wins like I always have

I’d just head to the Winchester, have a nice pint and wait for it all to blow over

if the shields gazette say it’s legit, it’s legit

https://www.shieldsgazette.com/sport/football/newcastle-united/confirmed-amanda-staveleys-newcastle-united-takeover-bid-backed-billionaire-investors-1380672

Sorry to be a thorn in your side petal

I'll quite happily pay up

Lots of people now saying our business is done. We've obviously put the word out. 3 loans in, so in 5 months we will be worse off than we were at the start of the season ffs.

Aguero to be unveiled by the Saudis on deadline day on a 200k per day deal

Calm doon lads, this could be just the confidence boost big Joe needs

just said that to a lad here

Fucking plick

Hey arseholes, I'm pretty sure I had it last week. 3 days off work and I beat the fuck out of it. I'm not sure you lot will be so fortunate.

He's already half machine isn't he? His human half would probably struggle to bat something like this off

Nice one. Is your throat sore?

I bet everyone who goes looks (and sounds) like that lad who was going to vote for ‘Joris Bohnson’

Alright fish

Bacon shed. Incoming.

They are saying nowt because he is a centre right politician up against a general strike. If Corbyn was in power and something the same was happening in some non descrpt South American country it would be all over the news.

Aye probably the dickhead from Wetherspoons. Some absolute honeys doing speeches though. Post-Brexit Britain is looking very sexy.

Richey Edwards leading a rival bid

Fellaini is a perfect example of how fucked that club is. They could have had him for £23.5m early in the window but thought they could do better than him but by the time all their other targets fell through his release clause had expired and he ended up costing them £27.5m.

I can understand their frustrations. Since I was old enough to take any notice of football they've been in contention for the title nearly every season so that’s all any fan my age will have known. You look at their spending and they’ve bought over £800m of players since Ferguson and one of the biggest wage bills in the world. Then you look at their squad and you wonder what the fuck they’ve spent it on. The Glazers have been completely pre-occupied with share price rather than on field success. Ed Woodward has been an absolute disaster for the football team. He has consistently made bad managerial appointments and overseen terrible recruitment. And all of that together makes it so so sweet.